Chess field the fanfiction

You are brought into the room of a young boy it
just happens to be this young boys 13th birthNO FUCK THIS EVERYONE WANT THE TROLLS DO
MY DESENDANCE ENTERING FIRST YOU HOLY
FUCK OF A WRITER DO THE TROLLS THEN DO
THE FUCK HEADED NO HORN DBAGS YOU
CALL HUMANS

• God damn karkat go back to not existing in the
story but fine we will start with the trolls but
not yours we start with eridans cause he is the
authors favorite
Authourefthestory blocked carcinoGeneticist

• You are in the room of a young troll. Exactly 6 alternian
solar sweeps you live in a flooded mansion it is covered
with targets with years of practice you have become
the best sharp shooter in alternia, you enjoy being an
all around badass in every way and killing the lusis of
other trolls your lusis is a badass sea hoarse nut any
were you casually stand about to do something
awesome troll we have yet to know the name of do the
awesome thing you grab the ridiculously powerful
canon and wait…NOOH MY FUCKIN JEUS

• Just as you are about to fire your amazing
canon rifle thing explodes luckily you threw it
just in time so you weren't hurt. But you are
tired of all these assassination can’s an
empowa go a day wiout havin to look behind
his back

now
• enter name: minios empora
• Now that we know your name enough thinkin
of what he look like cause on the next page is
what he looks like kinda

Now you know dbag
• Now lets continue from were we were minios
and were targeted by another assassin you
don’t know who the assassin is but you know
who sent him/her

Minios empora troll her

Minios troll her
• Seakinggenecide began trolling thegillotineowner
SG: bitch you failed again
TO: w)(at the glub cant the guy do his job GOG
SG: wwel how do ya especs to kril me
TO: I will kril you soon jackass
SG: not before my guy gets you sea-bitch
TO: well fine well sea who gets who first but gill then bye I cant stand talking
to you
Thegillotineowner blocked you

• What a bitch but you got biga fish to fry you
wanna play a game wit ya friends and the
bitch
So you must troll your bestfriend
Minios troll best friend

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Seakinggenecide began trolling starofalternia
SG: gog I need to tawk
SA:ooooooook lay 8 on me
SG: ok so I made a team to go into the game like you said
SA: good
SG: and my guy astablished a conections so when the time comes we can cross over
SA: all right well then im giving you the client right now
SA:

SG: ok unlike our predecessor we are cutting the bull shit and starting
SA: yes
Seakinggenecide’s computer blew up
SA: oh fuck
SA: time to start
SG: ok now LETS DO THIS SHIT

NOW BE THE SOMEONE ELSE


You are now someone else this someone has a
deep burning love for drama and making drama,
she want to be a star or a movie writer either will do
until then you make drama of situations and learn
what makes the best out come and maximum
drama you have been gifted with the sight 8fold
which you love it helps you with EVERYTHING you
want to do

Player enter name

ARIETI SERKET
Your name is arieti as mention you love drama, you
are about to play a game with some other friends
who you will toy with through out of coarse you will
try to fight it but… temptation is a powerful thing
and thus you are sure you will make drama this
could be a good or bad thing but you don‟t care
drama is your life

NOW STOP IMAGINING CAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE
LOOKS LIKE(NO HORNS )

You are about to enter the game with the quickest
of eas by cuting the shit and doing it
 So lets

HeY bRo CaN u JuSt Do My LiL gUy
 What gamzee says goes so…







LADY‟S AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GIRLS COME
CLOSER COME CLOSER AND WITNESS
SOMETHING YOU‟VE NEVER SEEN BEFOR
DREAMED BEFORE, THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON
ALTERNIA, DO YOU WANT TO BE WILDLY
ENTERTAINED, AND TO KNOW WHY WE HAVE THIS
NAME, COME TO THE SHIMMERING LIGHTS, TO
THE BLACK NIGHT FRIGHTS, COME TO THE
GREATEST SHOW ON ALTERNIA WERE THE
CLOWNS ARE TO DIE FOR, AND THE SAINTS
NEVER SLEEP, COME TO OUR BLACK LIHJT IN THE
CITY THAT LIES, WITH US TO THE DARK CARNIVAL.
ITS… TO DIE FOR:o)
:o)
:o(



After such an amazing spectacle of an entrance I
but your wondering who this is well your about to
find out enter this amazing characters name

FAYGON MAKARA


Your name is Faygon you are one of the many
subjuggulat who keep the other bloods in check
you don‟t enjoy your job so you don‟t do it. Instead
you do what ever you like you are often partaking in
the wicked elixir though you don‟t overly partake
like most of your brothers who partake. Over all you
simply enjoy speaking and people enjoy listening
you are the one and only messiah of the dark
carnival and you destroy all who oppose you this is
the only time you get aggressive (u think) you
sometimes blackout and people disappear but this
is nothing so you just don‟t care.



Ok were just going to put out all the trolls then them
entering cause who cares about the shit that
happens pre game

LIL ABOUT HIM


This is sunloc captor born assassin you
enjoy to sleep when your not killing people
well not really you have two people you are
“working on” instead you fail purposely and
take the spoils. You perfer not to fight if it
doesn‟t have anything to do with you so
people some tims see you as a jerk but you
don‟t care

LIL ABOUT HIM


His name is kronoc nitram you enjoy fighting
and being and over all bad ass you enjoy the
stories of pupa pan and have had wings
since birth and use it to your advantage
when fighting the beast that Rome alternia
upon night fall

LIL BOUT HER


This is Hueete you enjoy being active and
often overreact over little things many seek
you out as a matesprite but you have only
one who you constantly stalk who it is you‟ll
never tell, you enjoy various cat like
activities. And have a mutation that gives you
a two catlike tails but many find this sexy so
no one really cares and you don‟t either

LIL BOUT HER


She is dariam pyrope and she loves music,
her bff is the young serket you are an
unserperable due that make amazing drama
and music wich you will distribute through out
your adventure you love making and listening
to earth and alternian music of coarce you
don‟t know what earth music is yet

LIL ABOUT HER


You are Beatrix and you are nothing less of a
god. Your power rivals no other and for this
you were chosen to take care of a virgin
mother grub you enjoy the suffering of others
sercreatly but your not bad you simply don‟t
like most people MOST people there are a
few exeptions



You are marbis a young sexy troll who seem to
be constantly chased by fans and young trolls
seeking to mate with you however you have no
interest you in. you posses incredible strength
which you have complete control of you use the
noblest of weapons the bow. Well you can
almost control it shirts seem to explode off your
body when you put them on so you don‟t wear
shirts. You quite enjoy bossing low bloods
around and most of them listen. You are a
technical wonder child and are constantly
making robots for all kinds of reasons you enjoy
moving targets



You are coralt empress to be of alternia and
a ruthless one at that you destroy all that
opposes you some used to call you mad but
there dead now well all but one the young
ampora is the one you must kill but you cant
because he is pretty strong so you hire an
assassin who still hasn't done his job guess
he‟s just un-kill able. You do also enjoy to
torture many this is why you have earned the
name the torturer.



You are Soulin a ghost you died but due to
your abilities you haven't past to the next
world you would tell how you died but you
don‟t feel like it. You enjoy cosplaying and
are currently a witch from a troll anime
named “a journey were a young girl becomes
a witch through a set of circumstances” you
are a bit unpredictable and people don‟t
usually like you

NOW TIME FOR THE AWESOME GUY WHO IS REALEATED TO
A MEGA DICK

KERKIN VANTAS


You are Kerkin Vantas a violent pacifist you beat
peace into others but you actually aren't a very
peaceful troll despite being labeled as so you have
a burning love to see peace but you want to make it
happen you are the business type a kind of hit-man
for yourself doing what you see as right and such
you are and absolute bad ass and you along with
some internet friends are about to play a game that
you are sure will end badly

WELL JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED PRE
GAME


Minios is contacted by his special friend who told
him it was ok to enter he then contacted the other
trolls telling them to go they entered in the order of
the zodiac orbs however kronoc had some trouble
due to arieti‟s hive collapsing. He however made it
in by connecting to himself via having two world
wide connection units. The dead soulin entered with
the help of a confused hueete once all seemed
safe a glitch occurred sending them all to random
planets rather that there meant to be planet it also
allowed two players to become god tier instantly
rather than have to die. You will see who later.



In the land of fans and music we find soulin battling
a field of imps dariam look in jealousy at soulins
awesome land she wishes this was hers music is
the thing she loves the most CURSE this glitch I
mean wow just. But its not about you, soulin kill the
imps you can not kill the imps because you are a
kernal sprite half you half computer and have no
way of fighting. So instead you weave through the
crowd like no one‟s business to reach you soon to
be matesprite, Marbis who has made a substitute
body just for you awwww he‟s so sweet.



But enough day dreaming you must reach him. You
weave through the imps with great successes. Now
to reach the next ring. How you wonder to yourself
how. Your thought is interrupted by some one
trolling soulin answer troll…



Thearcherofblood began pestering singledeathhunter



Yes?



Hello soulin



Oh… ha-hi marbis



I was wondering when your comeing



Soon I be there any minuet



that’s good to hear i whant you to see it



Thank you I cant wait to see it



Well that’s it so bye



OH UHM bye marbis

OH MY GOG OH MY GOG OH MY GOG

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

OH MY GOG, YES, WOW HE-HE TALKED TO YOU YOU OF
ALL PEOPLE YOU WRE LUCKY ENOGH. TO GET TO TALK
TO HIM THE SPIRITS MUST LOVE YOU YES YOU ARE
FREAKING OUT . YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HE TALKED TO
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(you freak out for several more minuets until you realize he is
waiting for you)

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In the land of rainbows and unicorns Is marbis and
who even though receiving an incredibly shitty
planet has managed to make it looks so fucking
majestic I mean how, how can u look so fucking
bad ASS on a unicorn. He is riding it like the most
fucking majestic BEAST in existence like it was
born to looks MAJESTIC gog marbis how do you do
it



You enter his gate entering the land of rainbows
and unicorns. You bark a rainbow from the sheer
amazingness of his land its as amazing as you
wildest dream then you see him and your heart
does a back flip… he is so SEXY oh my gog father
of the sufferer. How can a troll be this good looking
and,OH FUCK HE‟S NOT WEARING A SHIRT
HOW SEXY IS THIS OH GOG, OH GOG, he is
sooooooo hot hotter than the body heat of a
chorgonian fit goat. But enough drooling he‟s seen
you speak

SOULIN ENOUGH DROOLING SPEAK
Soulin: oh uh ha-ho-he-I mean hi marbis
 Marbis: hi soulin I have my body ready for you
 Soulin: (what did he just say
EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP)
 Marbis: the robot body
 Soulin: of coarse (damn)
 Marbis: well are u going to get in
 Soulin: oh yes of coarse


SOULIN ENTER NEW BODY


You enter the body but due to the fuck ass creator
who cant draw shit you'll HAVE to imagine this one

NOW LETS SEE THE ONE SLEEPING


You are now the one sleeping or should I say
sunloc unlike most you have two dream selves and
you are curently the prospit dreamer you woke up
WAY befor anyone else and you watch as the battle
field transforms



You are enjoying this but wha- what that hmm seem
your session will do its self sooner than you thought



Your dream self leaves just in time before prospits
impending doom you watch a safe distance away
from the destruction with your fellow sleeping
friends you cant let them die you ant to win this
impossiple piece of shit you call a session just to
show how much of a bad ass you are.

PROSPIT WAS GOOD BUT NOW ITS GONE

Player realize sunloc was the two who asended to
god tier
 Yes it was you the guard of doom with your backup
god tier you are the to who ascended upon enter


Looks like your
Session was
Meant to
Be impossiple
But you like those odds
Just proves your
worth




Now that we‟ve seen shit happen lets see what
kerkin is up to.

LAND OF PEACE AND LIGHTNING


Kerkin is currently beating the living shit out of an
imp poor guys you feel sorry for them. Kerkin
destroy a shit ton of imps



You then destroy a shit ton of imps leavening a shit
ton of grist for your taking. You collect the grist by
this time you have more than you will ever need
you just love beating peace into the lil imps. Peace
IS the only way to go some of the imps actually
listen and are now living peacefully with you as for
those who don‟t„ they have there assess handed to
them



Gog this land is peaceful you love it so much but it
wont be for long…

TROLLS GATHER


You see a group of young fuckers ariveing



Kerkin: welcome to my home you pieces of shit



Soulin: hi ass



Sunloc: 2up



Marbis: hello mr.Vantas



Faygon: HELLO HELLO LADIES AND GENTALMEN



Coralt: hello my little mutant



Minios: …

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Beatix: your god has come



Kronoc: sup bro‟s and sis‟s



Dariam: hello friend ready to make amends



Hueete: (sunloc is so close to
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



Ariete: why hello

Sunloc: ok guys shut the fuck up something BAD
just happened while I was on prospit.
 Kerkin: how bad?
 Sunloc: prospit is gone…
 All of them: wha-how, how
 Sunloc: I don‟t know
 Faygon: Well what about our deam selves
 Sunloc: I saved them because I want u guys to
reach god tier like me.


Kerkin: well thanks but were are us prospit
dreamers going to like
 Hueete: sunloc can I maybe live with u on prospit
 Sunloc: fuck no
 Marbis: what about derse
 Ariete: yes is derse ok or did u leave us to die
 sunloc: yes nothing happened to derse
 Minios: my informant told me about this
 Sunloc: who is this ass hole I want to speak with
him


Minios: he… he‟ll be here in a couple hours
 Sunloc: really now
 Minios: yes he will and for gog‟s sake treat your
king with respect.
 Sunloc: oh! Yes my majesty
 Sunloc: fuck no your not my king bitch
 Minios: those are fighting words ass hole
 Sunloc: you want to figh ME im a fucking god


Kerkin: as your leader I must intervine
 Faygon: leader?
 Kerkin: yes your leader
 Faygon: says who bitch
 Kerkin: says the game ass hole
 Faygon(equips weapon) AS MASSIAH I AM
LEADER
 Kerkin: calm down fucker
 Fayggon: no SAY IM LEADER OR I WILL kill you
 Kerkin: (scared) oh-okay faygon ju-just calm down we all know you
ridiculously good at killing


Faygon: good nice to know im leader now :o)
 Kerkin(relived) thank gog
 Faygon: now motherfuckers may we sit the fuck
down and not fight my dream play place just got
blown the fuck up
 Sunloc: faygons right we need you guys to reach
god tier


MOMENTS IN THE PAST BUT NOT
REALLY


You are in a young boys room it just so happens to
be this boys 13 birth day, he likes video games, in
fact he loves them, loves them so much his room is
filed with TV and computer screens. You tend to
play six games at one time and are rarely out of
your room when you are you have your trusty p.l.p
(play laboratory portable) so almost 24/7 you are
playing a game with exception two your sleep time
(exactly 6 hours) and your hacking you have never
found something you couldn‟t hack.

JACK GREEN


Your name is jack green and in a few second you
are about to hack the shit out of this game and with
your friends dominate but your not hacking to make
it easier you want to make it harder so hard that
you will never beat it under normal but you believe
you and your bad ass friends can do this



You begin to drift off from the hacking. Its just…
your consouls looks so lonely. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz a
shock runs down your spine. back to work this was
the shittyest thing you‟ve ever recived as a present
why did you put it on. But you still get back to work
so I thing it served it‟s porpose



Minuets later (but not many) you are finished with
your hacking and your recipient. You marvel at your
work this session will be BAD ASS so incredibly
impossible that you will be rewarded double what
should be rewarded. This is why you did it of coarce

now like the trolls we will show you the rest of the
humans.

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You are Luke strider an awesome bad ass in every was I
mean how can someone be so bad ass and awesome is
this even legal you should have the death sentence for
being this awesome you are so awesome people
explode in your presence just wow so fucking
(explotion)……………………………………………………
….
Due to the fact that our narrator exploded I will be taking
over
and getting away from the sheer awesomeness that is
strider for the moment

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You are Anna livoland amazingly ruthless babe
when it comes to hunting you like it hard the harder
the better so u typically use a sphere when hunting
but you are a lady and whould never dare to look
unattractive during anything so you are never dirty
you like fashion and history, ok you love history just
so fucking much you just cant get enough of old
thing.

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You are mili evans a young scientist and video
gamer you are always inventing thing and have
never been a day with out technology you believe
that tech is beautiful and that all u need in life is a
good mind and anything is possible to make. For
this you constantly prove science wrong in every
way possible

OH MY GOD WHY surely this is a joke I mean
nameing a character after your self no please tell
me………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………
…………………………………
Oh so its not a joke so…
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You are neko shawagato a young girl with a strong
passion for art and beauty you believe that delicacy
is the best was to handle things . You love all
animal and are over all a very nice girl you believe.
You enjoy the quiet and butterflies along with
anything well… PRETTY

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Now that you know about theses guys lets see how
entering went



In there session after the hack they began
kurnalspriteing there parent and the secret item
given to them by jack once this happened the land
took form with strange imps, imps that made an
unholy combination of jadajoos along with some
other things thing that are really strong but jack and
his buds can handle they intern have a shit ton of
grist with in a few minuets there all in with minimal
effort

LAND OF SCREENS AND LAPTOPS


In the land of screens an laptops we find our young
hero. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AS HIS EYES
MELT FROM HIS SKULL. Yes you haven't slept
since entering(about seven minuets ago) no chance
to see your dream self nope not even sure you ever
woke up. You have been really busy playing the 7
WHOLE MINUETS OF VIDEO GAMES YOU
MISSED WHILE GETTING INTO THE GAME. God
how did you survive man how



You play on your land when you are shocked into
stoping god why did mili make this shit so good. I
mean can you not just play a little but
NOOOOOOOOOO 3hr a day and never when
doing something important in the game. God that
girl is always trying to fix problems that isn't there.
well since you can‟t play with out 50,000 volts
nearly killing you you mite as well see what you've
done

JACK SLEEP


You decide to sleep and see what this dream self
nonsence is jack sleep



As a prospit dreamer you see what the fuss is
about it‟s beautiful (not as beautiful as the imperial
city in shamrock 7 but…) a golden city with
peaceful people. Wait when did you wake up is
seem like unlike the real homestuck everyone is
just awake. You of coarse don‟t know that because
you have no idea what homestuck is. Despite that
you travel prospit with great curiosity.



This place is awesome and everyone seems so…
happy this place. You like it here man you should
go to sleep more… WHO THE LITTERAL FUCK IS
THAT…

STRANGE GIRL DIAPEAR


Yea she‟s gone



Jack get nocked out and wake up in the real/game
world

You are now up and in the real/game world
Your friends are gathered around you


Rico: bro, dude get the fuck up
 Jack: im already up
 Luke: dude we know
 Anna: yes we know what you did to our game fuck
ass
 Mili: why whould you do that
 Jack what
 Everyone: hack the fucking game to make it
IMPOSSIPLE


Jack: cause I know we can do this
 Luke: dude no…
 Anna: you fucked up LEADER
 Rico: what else are u hideing man
 Mili: tell us everything you know


Jack: ok fine
 Jack: look me and an alien have been talking since I went in ok
 Jack: we made a plan, to make the game harder than anything
possiple
 Jack: so that when we won we would get double the reward
 Jack: and bring all, of you guy‟s who had died back to life when
we became gods
 jack: were going to like join sessions when the worm hole open
 Luke: wait a worm hole cant that kill us right here
 Jack: that I kinda made…
 Luke: U MADE A… u made a fucking worm hole, god damn jack
don‟t you care about anyone
 Jack: I do I realy do, I made something so we could cross over
with no harm
anna: and what is this




Jack: I made a ship we‟ll leave in like 3 minuets and
be there 8 seconds later
 Neko: what if we… don‟t want to go
 Jack: it‟s a one way trip
 Jack: if you come our chance of winning will sky
rocket. Our planets will come with us to via
transportation
 Jack: I promise we‟ll be fine I did the calculation
and I've don‟t it thousands of times in space guard.
So it should be ok
 Luke: fine ill trust you even though you majorly
fucked up


Jake: thank you
 Rico: ok fuckers let DO THIS SHIT




And a few others yet to be reveiled

Humans (other than jack): WHAT THE LITTERAL
FUCK WHAT ARE THESE THINGS
 trolls(other than minios): OH MY FUCK THEY
DON‟T HAVE HORNS WHAT THE SHIT WHAT
ARE THESE PALE SKINED OTHERE THAN THAT
GUY. THEY LOOK REPULSIVE.
 Jack&Minios: guy‟s calm the fuck down
 Jack: we need to work with these guys if were
gonna become gods and unlock the secrets of the
universe nd make cool shit were gonna work to
gether


Luke: against what
Jack: the game
Anna: what
Jack: the game is gonna do something I hacked it.
So this is like a virus it sends to kill us
Luke: what the fuck then why
Jack: cause the virus if killed will give us the gift
Luke: and what is that
Jack: its like what you get from beating the game
times a zillion


Jack: it will let us become the rulers of all session
and even paradox space
 Eveyone: FINE
 Faygon: ok but I'm your motherfuckin leader got
that
 Jack: why shoul Trolls: JUST DO IT
 Jack: ok


Faygon: thank motherfucker
 Now be faygon




You are now Faygon the one and only merciful
messiah and your other fucker is about to do a
fucking high-dive of the deep end. You met some
ass claimeing to be your ancester and he DARED
to claim HE was also the FUCKING MESSIAH



Now you are going to flip your shit for real and it
wont be pretty your sure of that



Angel of honking death awake

We don‟t have time so be rico
 You are now rico the most swag, swag daddy the
world has ever knows. And now you just got some
crazy powers to do shit your not sure how this
absolutely dope thing works. But your thing you got
these weird foaty thingy‟s that look like speakers
Anywas you have been time traveling like a
motherfucker have no time though future you gave
you a mission thing and the history of swag
depends on it




You got to like fuck shit up, and when you say fuck
this up you mean. FUCK SHIT UP going all into
time and shit got no spare time anymore but you‟ll
respect the shit future you gave now you so you
could be him when its now for you and give the
mission to past you. Right now your being hassled
by some fucker who wont calm his tit‟s

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???: U UNSUFFERABLE PRICK FAG D-BAG WHY ARE YOU HERE
ASSHOLE WHY
rico: dude I just need to tell you something
???: AND WHAT IS THAT YOU GO DADDY PIECE OF SHIT
rico: swag
???: SWAG, WHAT……… THE………… FUCK!
rico: swag bro just swag
???: YOU CAME INTO MY HIVE TO TELL ME SOME ALIEN SHIT
CALLED SHAAG I DON‟T CARE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OK JUST
GO FUCKER NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO SEE UR FUCKING FACE,
BUT I HAD TO BEAR SEEING YOUR UNBEARABLE SUNGLASSES
AND SHITTY “SNAP BACK”. JUST GO GET THE FUCK OUT I NEVER
WHANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rico: ok man calm your tits
???:YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. GET THE
UNBEARABLE SHITTYEST, BASTERDLY, PISS, FUCK OUT
rico: (disapearafies)

That‟s like 5 down and while rico does his shit
 be someone


Be the game the game is to busy so she will just be
herself
 A foolish boy and his friend DARED to try and hack
the game now they are going to fucking die


THE VIRUS


The virus is a hundorian a species of sexy cat
women she and like a BAZILLION others are gonna
fuck shit up



But there is someone here to stop these fiends



Your are a character everyone already knows of
unless this fan-fiction has somehow become more
popular than the actual homestuck



Well its not about here its about this sexy cat
person

SKY EVORA


You are sburb queen of the hundorians and
protector of sburb when people fuck shit up



You enjoy video games a lot so must OMG YOU
LIKE GAMES and things with # #youlikehashtags



But now you must hunt some fuckers down



But you have to wait for your people to enter so till
then…

LAND OF THRONES AND MANSIONS


In the land of thrones and mansions sits minios
atop his mighty as fuck throne looking so fucking
BAD ASS.

You are shooting everything that moves (and some of the
things that aren't) gaining a REDICULUS amount of grist
I mean is a gatizillion even a number ur not sure and
you don‟t care you just got and awesome weapon you
combined a magic wand you found with your silver
pistols. Making the wizards twin pistols. Yes you love it‟s
even more powerful than your legendary cross hair, but
why wouldn't it it‟s fucking magic white magic is the most
powerful shit even. The only thing close is that sidy guy
and his white SCIENCE wtf why would you call what is
CLEARLY magic science. Gog you really hate that guy
and you plan to kill him if he ever dares to show his
retarded face in your amazing palace.

Minios pester arieti
 Minios: hello uh ari are u there
 Ariete: yes im here bro
 Minios: ok so I like have bad news
 Ariete: did u figure it out
 Minios: what are u talking about
 Ariete: ur lusus is dead dude
 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



You find him upside down in the tank you made he
is indeed dead but how.



You see a rare blood on the tank rare green
blood…



SHE DID THIS. You know it was the filthy blood of
beatix the woman who dared to be god



Minios you know what you must do REVENGE that
is the only answer

AMPORA GO DARK


Your pistols chance from a gleaming silver to the
darkest shade of black



You will KILL HER(no fish pun serious as fuck)
minios leap to next ring



You leap into the world of glass and towers home of
the space bitch



Your gun is burning for the death of her.

Minios: low blood
 Beatix: what did you just say
 Minios: low blood
 Beatix: how dare you
 Minios: low blood you will pay
 Beatix: you are speaking to god here bitch
 Minios: your crimes are great and your blood is my
vengence
 ((gun shot‟s)




Beatix: what…….. The………………..fuck you dare
kill………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………
……………………..god



Here death it pleases you



Now that you have killed here you want, power you
want what you deserve



You go back into your planet and do what you have
been waiting for



You are now dariam your planet was destroyed
upon entery and you are staying with beatix. You
have just gotten back from a voyage on derce when
you see a strange black light erupt from cluster
fuck of buildings.



Pyrope investigate you peep at what's going on and
what you see calls for a song that is or is not shitty



Pyrope play a song that may or may not be shitty



After such a heart felt song that has something to
do with death you must investigate



The victim was shot reputedly or stabed u don‟t
know just trll the otheres

Sweetmelody opend memo
 SM: guys beatix is fuckin dead
 Thetrullpeace enterd
 TP: WHAT
 SM: she dead
 TP: how did this happen
 SM: I don‟t know ok just tell everyone to get over
here




A chill goes down your spine something is
happening










Sunloc: dude something bad is gonna happen
I had a vision faygon is gonna go crazy and kill us all
Dariam: sunloc listen to what ur saying faygon is strong
but not he would never go on a mindless slaughter
Kerkin enters
Kerkin: I came as soon as I heard what… happened
why would anyone do this
Sunloc: guys something BIG is happening just listen to
me
Dariam: sun your vishions have been wrone befor like
you said I whould go blind but never did
Sunloc: this is different just listen ok

Kerkin: no we need to put the basterd who did this
to justice.
 Kerkin: [[cries]] we are not fucking dieing
 Sunloc: gog kerkin u cry to fuckin much this isnt a
drama
 Ariete: ISNT A DRAMA who told you that
 Sunloc: ari stfu were doing not stupid shit


Kerkin: did u here that
 Sunloc: yes
 Dariam: what the fuck was that
 Ariete: I don‟t know dut we should cheak it out


Kerkin: is that… faygon
 ???: no motherfucker im whats is face makara


Faygon in bloody rage jumps from out of bushes
MOTHER FUCK WHO'S ALL THIS FRESH PIMP
RYDA I GOT MY WICKED PEEP ON FOR
SUDDENLY? IT'S A MOTHER FUCKIN
NINJALICIOUS HO-TITTY MIRACLE JACKED UP
IN THIS BITCH ASS MOTHER FU-

Kerkin: you fucking juggler carnie fucker calm down
 Faygon: THIS MOTHFUCKER GONNA DIE
 ???: just call me gamzee




Gamzee: im this righutios motherfuckers clown
daddy and he wont calm his tittys cause im the
messiah



Faygon: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY
motherFUCKER



FAYGON PINS TO GROUND making gamzee say
it

Gamzee: ok bezerker motherfucker I was just pullin
my son of mines leg
 Faygon: OH NO FUCKER I DON‟T CARE UR
GONNA DIE




In a horrific act to terrible to show faygon rips the
horns off his poor ancestors head and runs into the
cluster fuck of buildings



TROLLS THAT ARE THERE: OH FUCK OH NO
FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED



Kronoc: whats going on gu- OH MY GOG WHAT
THE LIVING FUCK WAD HAPPENED



Sunloc the smartest fucker in the pact tells there
noble knight what happened

Kronoc: so Faygon finally snapped, I say this
coming
 (all otheres come)
 Jack: wtf just happened here
 Luke: god damn jack were already dieing hasn‟t
even been a day
 Rico: for me it been like 8 days
 Mili: god this is horrible
 Jack: let just calm the fuck down











Coralt: yea I mean shit isnt that bad, we‟re still alive
Kerkin: DO U HAVE NO HEART. OUR FRIEND JUST DIED.
AND I COULDN‟T DO…. ANYTHING
DARIAM: ker its not your fault its no ones
Luke: no its some ones but whoes
Jack: well that carnie guy and weird wizard guy aren't here
lets ask them

Faygon comes in holding a beaten bloody gamzee
he is wearing a crown a crown of troll horns
 Faygon: as your savior I have been given gods
orders
 Faygon:I must make…. Some motherfuckin
miracles
 Faygon: now


Faygon: LOW BLOODS KNEEL
 Kerkin: faygon be resonable
 Faygon: I said kneel. KNEEL
MOTHFUCKER, KNEEL TO YOUR
SAVIOR.
 Kerkin and the others look in terror at the
monster that is there friend faygon jumps
down and strikes mili with his staff killing
her


Faygon: now fuckers let me tell you
something
 Faygon: I am here to kill you TO KILL ALL
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. As the messiah I
must, but worry not, you may die but your
memories wont
 Faygon: I WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES INTO MY
STARDUST AND USE THY BLOOD, TO WRITE
MY MESSAGES AND MY MERICALS
 I WILL MAKE YOUR DEAD SKIN THE PUPPETS
OF THE WONDER THAT IS MY ONE AND ONLY
DARK CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




You guys have never been more terified.
Rico gets the fuck. Sunloc tranzportalizes
you to safety

Kerkin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY
FUCK. WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT JUST Sunloc: ker shut up and look in up


Sunloc: this is bad have u realized how messed up
our session is
 Luke: now that u mention it where's our jack and u
know this battle field seems quiet like were are the
u know solders this entire game seems to… quiet




Sunloc: I think jacks on derse I saw him but, he
doesn‟t have any power ups. Your right about the
battle field but our session has two derse‟s and one
prospit so its was one sided murder what I mean is
we haven't even seen this so called virus and most
of us are just… some of have strait up disappeared



Kerkin: I fucking know its peace full and all but by
not having shit to fight were fucking shit up in a
really bad way

Ariete: [this is becoming really DRAMATIC]
(LIGHTNING BOLT)
 Marbis: this game is become so weird and to be
honest I think we should have never hacked




Jack: yeah I know, I thought that this whould be a
dream but this, this is hell a hell that we have to
make it through to get to heaven. I thought we were
meant for godly hood but, I guess that‟s a dream for
saint not sinners



Luke: let not fuck up our hope yet we haven't seen
these fuckers but that don‟t mean shit

IN THE PAST BUT NOT THAT MUCH BUT ALSO
ALOT


Now sky people are in and you can hunt the once
who dared to fuck this up.



Your planet is everyone planet and it is also your
ship, you zoom at the speed of light



You will kill the fuckers but till then play your video
games

HELL YES


YOU JUST BROKE AN ALL TIME FUCKING
RECORD FOR SUCK AN OLD ASS GAME YOU
LOVE BREAKING THIS SHITS TIME RECORDS IT
IS JUST… AMAZING



But enough fooling around your almost here



You land in a short while



Sky: ok girls lets do this let make there session
BURN



Faygon listen to the troll who gave you the final part
of thy crown



He tells you he is your ancestor and that you must
cary on his will cause though he is imortal he
doesn‟t feel like doing this shit

He scratched you across the face and has told you
what makes you the messiah
 You are faygon :)
 But the real motherfucker is faygon :(
 And he wants HIM out you ask what the fuck he
means then




Faygon:Greetings Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes Your coin was very much
appreciated And now I shall grant you your future It seems my cards of tarot
have dealt you a very odd hand A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare And
suggest something neusant is approaching You should be visited by a dark circus
A circus that holds pain and anguish This travelling mass of evil will leave you
corpse to rot While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops Oh yes,
you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings That have brought
about this carnival's visit All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your
life Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one One who leads this
gruesome parade of pain into your life One sinister beast, one known only as
RINGMASTER Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the museum, the wax museum
Thousands of dead souls covered in wax All of the rare exhibits you are about
to encounter Are strange and wonderous creations of the one and the only
Leader of them all So both dead and undead please welcome the Ringmaster

I‟VE BEEN MOTHERFUCKING REINCARNATED



FAYGON:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Jack:

ok so im guessing that is the virus
thing so lets get to the second phase. Sun
do you have the beds

 Sunloc:

yeah I have them
 Jack get them out
 [zap]
 Rico: ok bro im here kill me

 Coralt:

ok lets go full god and woop there

asses
 Ariete: yes let me shine
 Luke: and the one‟s who aren't here
 Jack: we need to do this

 The

following were killed by sunloc on
there quest bed

 Upon

virus

acending you all see it the planet the

 Ok

now fuck that for now you may not
know what will happen for hundreds
maybe even thousands of slides WELL
WHILE THEN SEE WHAT GOIN on with
sidy the sweet creator of this awesome
thing we call CESS FIELD I mean he
made a fan-fiction without the word stuck
in it

 Well

im sidy
 A lil beady
 And I like things cheasy
 Also I wanna OH FUCK NO
 NO NO
 NO
 NO
 NO

 I’ll

be taking over motherfucker
 Don’t you mean me I am the star here

 Ok

so for the sake of these fuckers shuting
up you‟ll just have to be me later so for
now be

 The

drama brewing up here is almost
UNBEALIVEBLE your loving this. The
story of survival that ends in TRAGIDY yes
that is your vision.

 You

love this now for your second faze

 You

are now marbis and with your great
streangth you‟ve reached god tier

 Now

you need to stop the REDICULUS
amount of imps I mean its like… an army
of imps they even have guns (thanks a lot
minios) but there no match against you
and your archery

 Marbis

ride so fucking mejesticly on a
unicorn into battle

 You

begin to ride becoming the most sexy
unicorn rider in the land

 The

now

place you must go is were you are

 Instead

of beating them as heroically as
possible you begin looking heroic then
you… stop you cant move as well

 You

fire your last arrow and doge the last
bullet then like rain there upon you

 They

rip into your muscle and you pass out
saved by someone

 Ariete:

GOD DAMN he is ruining my plans
on the drama



you need to get that bastard but you cant.
And you want to know why nether less the
show MUST go on

 Be

jack, wow its been forever's since you
were last jack

 You

have been playing sooooooo many
games and still your not caught up right
now you are destroying the super mario
bros record

 And

BOOM record with held and ever
since you became a god you are not
holding back you have beaten 8 games in
under a minuet

 But

are you a bad leader I mean there is a
giant space ship landing and you cant
crawl away from the screen for a second to
tell them

 You

are to busy not telling others of there
doom when someone bust through the
door

 You

pause the game and look at the
bastard who made you do this

 Its…

her the girl you know must be a
gamer look at those fingers and those
screen blinded eyes yes this is your dream
girl

 Jack:

uhh, hi
 Sky: hello jack
 Jack: [she knows my name]
 Jack: wanna play
 Sky no I have the universal reacord in that
game
 Jack: no that‟s me
 Jack look

 You

show her the time
 Sky: w-w-we tied!?!?
 Jack: WHAT y-y-y-you tied with ME the
god [I thought I would blow her out of the
water]
 Sky: #wtf
 Jack: did you just use a hashtag in real life
 Sky: yeah its cool # are the shit

 Sky:

but enough talking I'm here to fucking
kill you
 Jack: why
 Sky: because you #hacked hacked really
really bad

 Befor

jack can answer he is stabed

 You

have been stabed but you know what
happened

 You

come to find her playing your game
 Jack: died for like three second and BAM
your playing my game
 Sky: #howareyounotdead
 Jack: uhh god tier
 Sky: ohhh of coarce
 Jack: wait your like the virus of the game
and you don‟t know everything about the
game

 Sky:

I protect it but this game is to
treasured I went in without knowing shit in
away were just like you guys
 Jack: I knew almost everything
 Sky: HOW
 Jack: hacking and if you didn't know why
are you hunting us
 Sky: not of YOUR business

 Jack:

this game is just playing us for fools
 Sky: yeah but its what I must do
 Jack: you and what army
 Sky: #ihopedyou‟dsaythat
 she points to the ship which is FILLED with
sexy cat people

 Jack

 [zap]

teleport with your PSP

 You

are now the troll [faygon]
 Faygon: penitence for your crime,
penitence for your life
 You see the the body‟s of the missing
people and like 5 rico‟s

 The

trolls horns are missing and the
ringleaders crown has grown into a
crooked forest of horns

 Faygon: well my clowns shall we
 [using chuckle voodoo]
 Marbis: of coarce
 Neko: yes
 Gamzee: qhatever the motherfuck you say

 Rico1-5: HELLA YES
 Anna: why yes

 We are your clowns and you are our RINGMASTER

 You have a plan to make the entire session your carnival just as your

ancestor told you
 You
Will give allllllllllllllllll the MOTHERFUCKIN BLOOD
AND THIS SESSION WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE DARK
CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 LET THE BLOOD RUN COLD CAUSE FUCKERS THE DARK

CARNIVAL IS HERE

 You are now luke, well sleeping luke

 You are on derse and this guy is creaping you the

fuck out

 He has been following you around mooching off

your awesomeness all bloody and shit

 luke: why are you following me?
 nior:
 Luke: what
 Nior:
 Luke: lulu is traped in the well, were boy were

 Nior:

!!!
 Luke: ok I have no idea

 Luke: well then
 Nior grabs your head and you glow in rainbow a

bright beam shoots up

 Luke: what the fuck how am I not dead
 Nior: I made u ables to undersands me
 Luke: why your supposed to be some kinda stab

happy guy
 Nior: you fuckers hacked me. I donts even got
crazy strong upgrades and the shit supposed to
go down idnt soooo what the fuck do I do I‟m like
loneyes

 Luke: you‟re lonely… ok bro ill tell you what
 Nior: what
 Luke: you are now my bro
 Nior: I‟m your bro?
 Luke: yeah mine as long as you get clened and

stop being to weird

 Nior: alright bro
 Luke: ok imma wake up I feel something bad ass






is about to go down
Nior ill go with ya
Luke: alright LET DO THIS BRO
[fistbump]
[zap]

 As rico you are messin stuff up BAD like you are

ruining the timeline you‟re surprised you still exist
but its all worth it
 You have a SWAG army like there are so many
you‟s AND people you‟ve led to swaglyness

 You know this is gonna have some kinda terible

outcome but hey older you told ya to and now
you‟re done all that shit took you like 7 years of
awesome stuff you‟ll never know about because
the writer is a jack ass

 Well now that you have all these you‟s what do

you do

 Well the answer is clear you must

 Yes this will be the best Harlem shake video IN

EXISTANCE it will be so fuckin swag

 Ok you will never un-see that NEVER so we stop

the Harlem shaking cause you have NO time for it
you need to see what this quest was all about

 Ok lets see you will go back to the moment he

told you to do it then you will follow you to your
time

 You are now in later you‟s time

 Rico: oh youre here
 Rico: yep now why did I do that shit why haven't I

aged and what do I do know you know how it is
me we tell it straight
 Rico: ok well you didn‟t age because of them time
shinaigans 7 years for you not even a day now
that youre done do what ever and as for why well
its just we need an army of strong motherfuckers
if we gonna live

 Rico: alright I get this shit ill me goin
 [zap]

 Through making drama you need‟d a side kick

and now you have one dariam was happy to join
you make the music for your next dramatic end

 Soulin alive again for a day and her death will be

the most loveing

 But no threat it wont be just or heroic just

dramatic it will make up for the major fail with
minios

 Come and listen to her tale brought to you by

dariam

 Such a sad tale all you wanted was a princes love

but love was not meant for you oh well at least
you‟ll live

 Serket see how your other drama has been

 Opposite love is going very well for a love story

 War and peace forbiden love yes this will be fun

 Your NPC army has sweeped through the imps

causeing much unfortune to the imps who dared
to opose you. This is IMP GENOSIDE

 Yes this is becoming a very nice conqering

 But you have been interrupted by the jack ass

 You see kerkin with his pacifists IMPS how are

IMPS even peaceful there made to fucking kill
and what the shit is a hit man pacifists hit men kill
and pacifist don‟t MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING
MIND

 Coralt: hi
 Kerkin: uhh hi
 Coralt: what are you doing on my planet
 Kerkin: stoping you from RUINING the poor IMPS

lives
 Coralt: what the fuck you want to STOP me from
doing shit on MY planet

 Coralt: kerkin you are the worst kinda fucker
 Kerkin: you are bringing fucking genocide to

these majestic creatures
 Coral: that is fucking it, what the fuck is wrong
with you WHAT THE FUCK
 Kerkin: what's wrong with you I‟ve climbed twice
the amount you have barely killing anything

 Coralt: YOU FUCKING BEAT THEM INTO

PEACE HOOD
 Kerkin: AT LEAST I DON‟T KILL THEM FOR FUN
 Coralt: THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING AM DO YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKER

 Kerkin: LIKE HELL I DO
 Coralt: FINE WE‟LL SETTLE THIS LIKE TROLLS

WITH WAR
 kerkin: FINE LETS DO THIS

 Coralt: HUH no fuck that kerkin lets just leave






each other alone
Kerkin: ok
Coralt: [kiss]
Kerkin: what the fuck were did that come from
Coralt: m-my body moved on it‟s own

 Kerkin: I fucking hate you crazy bitch

 Coralt: same fucking way you ignorant peace

loving piece of shit
 Kerkin: lets not fucking fight ok
 Coralt: ♠
 Kerkin: ♠

 Yes that came out perfectly as everything you do

does who would have thought you could control
higher bloods to you are very good at your work
now the only one left is faygon and his loyal
clown subjects

 Mean while the the crazy shit goin on with the

crazy fucker

 Faygon: NOW MY CLOWNS LETS RULE THIS BITCH
 You see a croud of voodootised trolls and humans with face paint

 Faygon: TODAY MY BROTHERS IS OPENIN DAY LETS WELCOME

ALL WITH OPEN ARMS TO OUR CARNIVAL OF SOUL
 CLOWNS: OF COARSE R-R-R-RA RINGMASTA


 THE UNKNOWING TROLLS AND HUMANS

COME TO THE LAND BELEAVING THAT THEY
WHOULD HAVE AN EXPLAINATION OVER THE
DEATHS

 Come one COME ALL, TO OUR GRANT CARNIVAL WERE THE SOULS

NEVER REST, AND DEATH IS THE TEST. LADIES AND GENTALMEN
BOYS AND GOULS YOUR SOULS MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THY SIN’S.
THIS MY MOTHERFUCKERS IS

THE DARK

CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
L

 Kerkin: what…. The…. FUCK
 Coralt: where the hell have you been faygon
 Faygon: up with the motherfuckin angels bro

learnin understand shit
 Dariam: faygon, are you… ok

 Faygon: im motherfuckin fine sista just given you

a MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH SENTENCE

 Soulin: marbis i-is that you
 Marbis: :o)
 Soulin: marbis please
 Marbis: :o)
 Soulin: marbis WAKE UP

 [crying]

 Kerkin: you bastard I don‟t care how fucking

strong you are imma beat your ass
 Faygon: ;o) bring it my fucka

They lung at each other scythe in hand kerkin slashes cutting faygon across the chest the un responcive faygon does
nothing simply humming the song you listen to know kerkin unable to attack such a mentaly un healthy trolls quit

 Luke: dude just kick his ass
 Kerkin: I can he‟s like my best friend
 Nior: ill fuckin do‟s it
 Sunloc: no dude don‟t kill the carnie fucker

 Faygon: clowns lets give them a fucking SHOW
 Clowns: mothafuck yes

The darkness
 Minios: this magic
 Minios: its so dark
 Minios: I cant see anything
 ???: young empora
 Minios: what the fuck was that

 ???: I will be your guid
 Minios: m-my guid
 ???: to the core of grimdark

 Minios: wh-who are you
 ???: I am thy‟s god your grimdarkness has






brought me here
Minios: my… god
???: call me chad
Minios: what the fuck chad?
Chad: you are the hope fallen to the dark. You are
the one

 Well whats happening here is defiantly NOT

important so we will go to the much more
important shit the shit so fucking important that
when you see it you better be wearing a diaper
because you will shit your self so hard, so fucking
hard that your pants will burn the fuck of leaveing
you there wondering what the fuck you just saw

 Your not ready so lets see what the house of

horrors is doing

 No i bet you wanna know were anna is

 You have stumbled across strange people who

are telling you what happened in there session
this is how they explained it

 You are amazed this is a revelation a big fucking

revelation

 Rose: hello alternate version daughter
 Anna: alternate version?
 Rose: yes you see in my timeline I am my own








mothers mother
Anna: i…. WHAT
Rose: try not to think too much about it
Dave: yeah that shit will fucking kill you and you mind
will be mush
Anna: STRIDER
Dave: yeah im THE strider
Anna: T.T so cool

 John: well were are our people
 Anna: idk

 After 3 fucking hours the show is fucking over

 Faygon: we‟ll be here all week
 Kerkin: lets go guys….

 Luke: no fuck that let kill the fuckin carnie and his

brain washed fuckers
 Clowns: we are just the clowns of the ringmasta
 Luke: fuck you all, and what the fuck why didn‟t
rico just fucking teleport back in time and keep
this shit from happening
 Rico: I fucking did this isnt the main timeline
fucker

 In the alternate timeline….

 Just kidind this is what happend

 The teal blood kicked the highblood in the croch

then they re un fucked up his mind simeple as
fucking that

 Anna has come with the remaining kids

 Except minios and Anna no one knows were they

are

 Nior: ok I think its time I tell ya‟s
 Jack: tell us what
 Noir: how this session works and why your virus

don‟t know shit
 Luke: wait the virus is here bro
 Noir: yeah the skirts right there‟s
 Luke: what

 Sky: nya
 Huuete: A CAT LADY
 Soulin: so kawii
 Sky: thanks
 Luke: this girls the virus

 Rico: hey baby were you been all my life

 Noir: no nope, luke you knows better than that
 Luke: sorry bro
 Jack:( wait what)
 rico: baby baaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy were you goin

 Jack: rico
 Rico: what
 Jaco: shut the fuck up

 Neko: guys ok I have something to ask befor we

go on the fucking deep end with questions
 Jack: what
 Neko: whats…. That black stuff

 Kerkin: is that
 Kerkin:

 minios: yes ker its fucking me
 Sunloc: oh…. NO
 Sunloc grabs his head riving in pain
 Minios: the darkness to much for you low blood

 Sunloc: NO AHHH
 Minios: scream low blood
 Rico: what the fuck I cant time fuck to stop this
 Minios: like hell you cant
 noir: how the fuck did you even do that

 Chad: I did this for our heir
 Noir: what, the, fuck is even happening

 Minios: jack noir you need to upgrade and






destroy these lowlings
Noir: fuck no‟s I like my bro luke what's is face
Luke: strider
Noir: yeah
Minios: oh im not asking

AND LIKE THIS THERE
DOOM TRULY BEGINS

 Noir: whaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHATS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS…..GREAT

 Luke: bro don’t go crazy please dude you were getting bad ass

 Noir: FUCK YOU BRO I DON’T NEED YOUR SHIT

 Luke: what happened to your voice and quit yelling bro
 Noir: ok but only cause its you old bro
 Rico: what the fuck is going on

 Jack: its what we call bromance

 Jack noir turns into a mega supream being capaple of ending them
all when he feel like it
 A combination of the players parents several first guardians and

the one they call English alone with machine gun morphing hands
and several other weapons. This is the ultimate villian and will never
be beaten

 Noir: you see the only thing is those hundorian bitches aren't the
virus im the virus there the anti virus

 The kids and troll look in horror at the mega boss destined to rule
there session

 Neko: do you feel that
 Ariete: yeah I feel the DRAMA(thunderbolt)
 Kerkin: shut up

 Ariete: what did you say to me freak
 Kerkin: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 Kerkin: guys this is bad really fucking bad I don’t know what to do
none of us do were only, kids we basically just turned 13… and now
were going to dye cause we played what we weren't ready for

 We tried to be heros but we all know damn well they don’t fuckin
exist
 And is they fucking did we whould never be one of them

 Jack: your right and its all my fault all of it
 Jack: why the fuck dd I hack and fucking ruin this
 Jack: my only regret is that ill never get to play final fantasy 7

 Sky: wait you never played that
 Jack: no T_T
 Sky: ok you need to right now

 Kerkin: shut the fuck up cant you see were gonna die
 Jack: just don’t be heroic
 Kerkin: how can you not look fuckin heroic makein peace with a monster
 Jack: peace, bitch were killin this thing
 Kerkin: no I can bring my self to kill ANYTHING
 Jack: how’d you, get grist then
 Kerkin: there are other ways, you know god I have a fucking army.

 Rico: I HAD an army of like our grandparents and stuff
 Jack: yeah yeah I don’t have time for this we have more important
matters, like the Pokémon bank release in the U.S.

 Soulin: jack-kun please shut up
 Huuete: guys now that were here weres anna…

 I bet you expected her to come that moment but no that shits to
main stream so no you no see her yet but you can be her

BE ANNA
 You are now anna and after takin in the shit ton of stuff your
mama told you, you feel like your head about to blow
 And the worst part is that the shit your in is much worst and you

might as well die now. But there is one chance

 Rose: you know about the green sun it’s a sun
 Anna: I got that mom
 Rose: well you have to have it super-nova

 Anna: wait, what we have to make it super nova
 Anna: how what, god I wish jack or mili was here
 Rose: its weird but this is gonna be big ill let jade fill you in

 While they mind fuck anna, be rico

 No you don’t want to be that cool swag daddy

 See what emotional break down luk is going through

 Luke: im not emotional not at all
 Luke: say it again and ill blow you up

 Ahh yes luke you have grow so much I can help but be proud you
can look at someone without blowing them up if you want but you
love blowing shit up it just so bad ass

 But anyway what are you doing
 Luke: breaking the fourth wall
 Cool that’s cool luke

 lets see what the prophet is doing

 You are now sunloc about to fall in love

 You found anna and you have fallen in fucking love

 This is so suben its like wow you see some fucker and bam your in
love with a crazy hunter girl love at first fucking site
 What are you troll Romeo or some shit

 Well you hate your self for it but hey at least you found her

 Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
 Anna: WHAT
 Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

 Anna: COME CLOSER I CANT HEAR
 Walk closer
 Sunloc: ok now who the fuck are these people

 Anna: oh these are us human players lusu- parents from a difrent
time line
 Sunloc: well that made fucking sence

[／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ ]

 Anna: yeah
 Dave: hell yeah
 Rose:….

 Sunloc: ok then
 Rose: anna
 Anna: what

 Rose: this guy is in love with you
 Sunloc: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
 Anna: o/////o what

 Rose: I can tell cause I studied this shit
 Its red love
 Anna: oh um

 Dave: bro she likes you
 Anna: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
 Dave: im a love doctor I can tell

 Sunloc:*silent's*
 Jade: what is wrong with you guys!!!
 John: yeah that’s not cool

 Rose: well she my daughter
 Anna: o////o
 Sunloc: wtf

 Dave: bro I got you
 Sunloc: no you fucking don’t

 John: ok guys can you just bring us to your people like the rest or
are they all dead
 Jade: JOHN

 John: what it may be remember our session
 Anna: no there not dead

 Sunloc: nope not dead
 Rose: well lets go to them

 Be makara
 You are now makara with dariam she is helping you with your
problem but she says it will take time

 Faygon: idk dar its like
 ¼ want to be friend with everyone
 ¼ wants to be seen

 ¼ doesn’t care about anyone
 ¼ want to murder everyone and bath in there motherfuckin blood
as I write miracles into the sky

 Dariam: yeah I can see your brain is like a maze im having a hard
time but I can see how messed up it is
 Faygon: can’t you just use your mind healing powers to help me

 Dariam: usually I whould but you’re a special case cause your not
insane you have two personalities one good one did a paruet of the
fucking high dive to insanity

 Dariam: your inerself is very…. Violent
 Faygon: wait your with him
 Dariam: yeah he’s rageing the fuck out all over your brain

 Faygon: can we just kill him
 Dariam: im not getting close to that lil shit

 Faygon: what can we do you’re a fucking sylph of mind how can
you not heal me
 Dariam: not without killing you

 Dariam: don’t you get it
 Dariam: those blackout were him comeing up you have 2
personalityes

 Inside the head of an insane man filled with rainbows and painting
of murder the sounds of a carnival play all around you in the senter
of the madness you see him

 Faygon: hey, uh my motherfucka how the fuck it been since the CARNIVAL
 Dariam:….
 Faygon: it considered fuckin RUDE to not answer someone when they be comunicatin

 Dariam: its been g-g-good
 Faygon: im not gonna fuckin hurt you bitch

 Dariam: and you expect me to trust you
 Faygon: you’d be dead if it were a like
 Dariam: why are you here

 Faygon: cause im here that fuckin why

 Dariam: who don’t you just leave
 Faygon: cause I fuckin cant you see I am him, and he is me
 Dariam: wh- what?

 Faygon: we have dual personalities as the merful messaih’s you see
 Dariam: so your… faygon
 Faygon: his better half motherfucker

 Faygon: we are the angels
 Fargon: :o(
 Faygon: :o)

 Faygon: of double motherfuckin death

 Dariam: are you insane
 Faygon: yes very
 Dariam: what even is that

 Faygon: that you mean the angel
 Dariam: yeah that
 Faygon: its… motherfuckin me

 Dariam: well could you be more like other faygon
 Faygon: fuck no
 Faygon: I may be, twisted I maybe, crazy

 But were both the same equals in a, so no matter how far he trys to run from it
 I am him
 And he is me

 Dariam: faygon… I just want to help you
 Faygon: I DON’T WANT FUCKIN HELP

 Faygon: GET, the motherfuck out of my head
 A gust of wind blows her out of his mind she snaps awake

 The shit there about to say is personal you must not hear

 You are now luke dealing with some deep shit

 That bro of your’s is fucking evil and you have to do something

 Unlike the others you don’t want to see people die

 There he is that damn bro of yours in that dark shit

 Yes you are ready for your bro
 Luke: jack black imma come in

 Right when your about to go you see something in space
something that brings a chill down your spine

 What you don’t know why but you suddenly want to go to that
factory meteor thing

 Luke: what
 Luke: I think I know what I gots to do
 Luke: I like know this is ecto biology

 You then do the ecto-biology thing and creat your self from the
bad ass that is your bro and mili’s mommy
 Then you make the d-bag and anna via his daddy and her mommy

 Now that you have made you know what you must do what you
must do to you

 We are in a hurry see what jack is doing

 Jack: wow this final fantasy game is the best
 Sky: I know

 Ok these two are going to be playing for a good 3 hours so you
might as well leave.

 Along with a shit ton o animals and beast

 You’ve always heard the animals voices but now you can fucking
make them do shit
 This is awesome

 Of coarse then you were the animal freak

 But now you’re the freak who can control dragons, so who gives a
fuck

 Anyway now that you have all these animals you figure you’ll do
some monster tamer stuff

 You don’t know what monster tamer stuff is but it will look brave
and majestic as shit
 This will be some majestic shit

 Shit so mejestic
 [[*if you still don’t get it you are stupid, not really but ask im not
tellin]]

 You get ontop of your dragon like a bad ass

 Then you order it to fly like a bad ass

 THEN it starts to fly like a bad ass

 NOW you are flying like a bad ass

 Now that you are in the air more dragons follow you. You only
wish you had one as strong as dariam’s her dragon flare eye is so
strong it has NO equal

 Then you see rico with his army

 Rico: hey windy knight
 Kronoc: hey uhh destroyer, guy
 Rico: see you got some kinda army

 Kronoc: no these are my friends not my army
 Rico: say whaaaaaaaaaaat yo that’s beast
 Rico: haha get it

 Kronoc: yeeeeaaaaah ok
 Rico: but bro let rule this shit
 Kronoc: what

 Rico: these people in our session u remember
 Krinoc: what
 Rico: you know like how the life session is the session of session were
any session can go to

 Kronoc: oh yeah that, but there not doing anything pluse I think I
meet my dad
 Rico: sure you did and I ruled england

 Kronoc: probably did in some alternate you form
 Rico: ok but I didn’t so it don’t count
 Kronoc: what ever dude

 Kronoc: and what with this war talk
 Rico: war? Man these son of a bitches are jackin stuff up, do you
know how many fucking jack’s there are cause he fucking fallowed

them
 Rico: and now we got to deal with the mofo’s

 Kronoc: or we could just fight the jacks
 Rico: dude don’t you care about our friends
 Kronoc: yeah I care a lot

 Rico: then why do you want us to die for some other
motherfuckers
 Kronoc: n-no

 Rico: were like opposites but we good bro do your knight shit
 Kronoc:…. I don’t know man what will we do
 Rico: join me

 Kronoc: and do what
 Rico: were gonna make hell for these session less nobodys
kronoc: But we have to deal with the horror terors and jack along
with, minios

 Rico: can we do that with all these other sessions in the way
 Kronoc: I guess not, but…. Isnt it your fault were like this
 Rico: yeah and now I have to fix this, swag style

 Kronoc: why do you need my help then
 Rico: dude look at your beast army

 Kronoc: fine ill help you
 Rico: GREAT
 Kronoc: so long as were helping our friends

 Rico: yeah definetly

 Kronoc: so what do we do
 Rico: ok so you know how I send my past selfs to collect all these
players

 Kronoc: yeah its pretty clear what with them following you every
were, wait how do you do that anyway
 Rico: I have my ways

 Rico: but them pluse your animals its like gonna be awesome
 Kronoc: so were do we put the guys we catch
 Rico: catch? No dude they need go GO

 Kronoc: wait what you mean were gonna
 Rico: yeah dude
 Kronoc: im not sure that’s ok

 Rico: dude you’re the bravest motherfucker here you can do this

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