The document discusses different aspects of marriage such as types of marriages, factors that affect marital happiness, gender differences in expectations, and challenges that can arise over time in married life. It notes that while marriages are made in heaven, they are lived on earth and performed under reality's conditions. It also provides some tongue-in-cheek advice for maintaining a happy marriage.

1. Marriage: Sets and upsets
Help me
Marriages are made in heaven but performed on earth
March 8, 2011
Disclaimer: All opinions expressed here are mine and does not reflect the Firm’s outlook in any
case
Gurpreet Singh

2. What is Marriage?
Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus
So,
Marriage is a Marriages
bond are
between 3 performed on
planets earth
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3. Marriage: Types
a) Love marriage
b) Arranged Marriage
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4. Marriage: Types (Reality)
a) Love marriage
Man himself
comes in front
of a running
car
b) Arranged Marriage
Here, the Man
is hit by a
running car in
the back
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5. Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome
The Woman
The Man (Wife)
(Husband) (Divergence
(Divergence Curve)
Curve)
Marriage
(The Happiness
point)
The Woman The Man
(Strangers) (Strangers)
(Convergence (Convergence
Curve) Curve)
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6. Weapons of mass destruction
AK47 // M6 Nuclear Explosion B 2 Bomber
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7. Weapons of mass destruction
▪ These weapons are outdated.
Now, these weapons are
replaced with the new ones Outdated
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8. Weapons of mass destruction(NEW)
What MEN think!
1) Rolling Pin
Latest
Red means
danger
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9. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
2) Frying Pan
Latest
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10. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor
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11. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
4) Shopping - Sale
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12. Weapons of mass destruction
Priority-wise
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13. Marriage: what WOMEN think!
Some Prince charming would come on a horse
But, this
happens
only in
cartoon
films
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14. Actually, this happens
Married I love you
since 7
days
Of course,
Married I love you.
since 7
months
If I hadn’t
Married
loved you,
since 7
I’d have gone away.
years
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15. Actually, this happens
Darling,
Married your mother is
since 7 on the phone
days
It’s for you !
Married
since 7
months
Married PhOOOOne !
since 7
years
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16. Actually, this happens
Completely
Agree
Married
with you!
since 7
days
I don’t agree!
Married
since 7
months
Are you stupid
Married Or what ???
since 7
years
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17. Actually, this happens
You look
Married beautiful
since 7 in that dress
days
A new
Married dress
since 7 AGAIN ?
months
Married
since 7 How much ?
years
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18. Actually, this happens
A
Married Flower
since 7
days
A
Married Cauli
since 7 Flower
months
Married
since 7 Cactus Flower
years
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19. Mantras for a happy married life
1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to
your spouse
2) Always have a smile on your face while saying ‘Mummy JI’
to your Mother-in-law
3) Never forget to celebrate these 3 dates:
Marriage anniversary,Valentines day, Wife’s b’day,
Father-in law’s bday, Mother-in-law’s bday and so on….
4) Never marry a Scrum-coach else your family planning
session would turn into a Sprint planning one
5) Lastly: always take your wife in the loop while preparing
such PPTs which can be ‘Risky’ for your personal life
P.S.: I am happily married
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