The 10 funniest jokes
only
marketers will get
#1 What's a personality trait of a bad
marketer?
Anti-social
#2 One SEO expert enters a restaurant:
restaurant, eating, burger,
organic, halal, french
touch, menu, reservation,
paris..
Hang on …
That was just a warm-up
Wait for it ….
#3 A knock knock joke never gets old:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interruptive marketer
Interruptive marke--
#4 Why did the marketer get off the
trampoline??
He was worried about his bounce rate.
#5 Why did the marketing couple decide not to
get married?
Because they weren't on the same
landing page!!!
#6 What’s a pirate’s favorite marketing metric?
Thee arrrrrrrrrrROI!!!
#7 What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?
WebinARRR! Preferably one
that’s B2Sea
#8 For all SEO lovers here’s an other one:
A stock photo walks into a bar, and the
patrons start pointing and giggling. She
looks at the bartender and says, "Why's
everyone staring?" The bartender says ...
Cuz your ALT tag is
showing!!!
#9 And, on generating leads…
Why can’t the marketer go see live
musicals anymore?
He keeps trying to capture the leads!!
Last one.. I promise!!
#10 Why did the marketer fail at honey
harvesting?
Instead of tapping the hive, he insisted on
going B2B !!
Hope you guys enjoyed it, let us know if you
have more jokes about maketing in a
comment !
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Fellow marketers … I salute you!

Marketing jokes only marketers will get

  • 1.
    The 10 funniestjokes only marketers will get
  • 2.
    #1 What's apersonality trait of a bad marketer? Anti-social
  • 3.
    #2 One SEOexpert enters a restaurant: restaurant, eating, burger, organic, halal, french touch, menu, reservation, paris..
  • 4.
    Hang on … Thatwas just a warm-up
  • 5.
  • 6.
    #3 A knockknock joke never gets old: Knock, knock. Who's there? Interruptive marketer Interruptive marke--
  • 7.
    #4 Why didthe marketer get off the trampoline?? He was worried about his bounce rate.
  • 8.
    #5 Why didthe marketing couple decide not to get married? Because they weren't on the same landing page!!!
  • 9.
    #6 What’s apirate’s favorite marketing metric? Thee arrrrrrrrrrROI!!!
  • 10.
    #7 What’s apirate’s favorite content format? WebinARRR! Preferably one that’s B2Sea
  • 11.
    #8 For allSEO lovers here’s an other one: A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, "Why's everyone staring?" The bartender says ... Cuz your ALT tag is showing!!!
  • 12.
    #9 And, ongenerating leads… Why can’t the marketer go see live musicals anymore? He keeps trying to capture the leads!!
  • 13.
    Last one.. Ipromise!! #10 Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting? Instead of tapping the hive, he insisted on going B2B !!
  • 14.
    Hope you guysenjoyed it, let us know if you have more jokes about maketing in a comment !
  • 15.
    Don’t forget tolike, comment, and share. Also hit follow for more slides! Fellow marketers … I salute you!