The document contains a collection of six jokes told in brief one-liners. The jokes are of a silly, playful nature and involve puns or ironic twists including a porcupine mistaking a cactus for its mother, prisoners communicating by cell phone, spoiled milk from pampered cows, a judge commenting on a skunk's odor in the courtroom, differences in instructions from teachers and trains regarding chewing gum, and a fear of Santa Claus being called clausterphobia.

1. It’s a joke…

2. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"

3. Another Joke… What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

4. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

5. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.

6. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

7. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?..... A Clausterphobic

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