allaboutIT (MIS newsletter) May 2010 issue

1. FeaTure ... dealing with Dag’z
simple yet cool . . .
Who is Dagol to his family? rst time!and its all because of my rebound...
“ A simple but terrible son.. maraming hahaha”( hambog fud uie.. if we know,
ginawa sa isang salita”(huh?! unsa daw??) tsamba ra 2... )
Why you love online games? Why others call you Dagol?
“Dyan ako pinanganak,
“Since grade 3, I know how to play games, “Tanungin niyo nanay ko!!hehehe”
Dyan din ako hahanap
ng aking Kabiyak.” permiro testing-testing lang hangtod na-adik After ten years unsa na si Dagol? ...a progressive Accounting Operations Management System
na.. until now adik gihapon ko.” “Ma stable an akong job and ma’minimize Finally reinstituted at the Provincial Accounting o ce; the Accounting Operations
‘KantoStreet
Dos’ Management System (AOMS) is just one of the component of Financial Management Information
Patin-ay How do you spend your free time? ang pag’dula og computer games...(pag sure
“Jamming with my friends pero pinaka the oi!!) System (FMIS). It is virtually linked with other nance o ces namely the Provincial Budget O ce
best buhaton ay sur ng sa net whole day.. ... I hope i can Build my own family and tana and the Provincial Treasury O ce.
puro games ra diay.. hahahaha...hehehe.. dili na kasab-an if mag-uli og gabie and i
Tabang pud og limpyo sa balay..” (eeHh??! hope sugtan na ko mag-inom..(in ur Prior to AOMS, Accounting Information System (AIS) was originally the rst system
tabang jud diay?? pag-sure anak!) dreams!!!) developed and implemented in 2006. Since the programmer left for greener pasture, the usage was
Name : Cyrel A. Guay
Naka-uyab na ka? stopped and Accounting O ce returned to manual operations. First quarter of 2010, MIS sees the
Address : Patin-ay, Prosperidad, - interview done by Irise & Apple
“Wala pa tungod kay mahadlok ko, dili high demand to revive the system that was implemented before, MIS programmers decided to
Agusan Del Sur
kabalo mo-diskarte bisag unahan create a new system to satisfy their needs and the reporting modules in line with COA regulations.
Age : 20
Birthday: November 20, 1990 na sa babae... (owwWssss??!) in short AOMS structure
TORPE! hehehehe.. but still waiting The software development team in-charge for this project were Engr. Jumar V. Boniza
Position : Graphics/Lay-out artist
for the right girl for me... and Engr. Edward Emannuel D. Gatong. They are also the developers for Treasury Operations
Status : very much SINGLE &
(eeeeeeestoryahi!!) Management System and Budget Monitoring System, respectively.
“negotiable”
What is the most unforgettable
moment in your life? Basic Features of the system includes:
Motto: “a face that only a mother • Provisions of accounting journal entry template for common transactions to facilitate recording.
could love” “ When my team won the basket
ball junior division last year... for the • Automatic checking of balances between debits and credits.
• Electronic processing and approval of journal entry voucher, recording of transactions in the
Is a summer getaway not part of the family budget this year? general journal and posting to respective general ledger and subsidiary ledger.
Don't fret -- a summer vacation at home can actually be a lot of fun. • Monitoring balances of appropriations, allotments, obligations, and cash allocations. AOMS presentation
Here are some inexpensive stay-at-home ideas that will not only hone t Hot SPOT
your skills and creativity, but will also nurture your relationship with
your family and friends: i ...Summer 2010 OJT’s
Get wet. Play a game of tag by lling up bottles, balloons, and plastic P ASSCAT Agusan del Sur State College of Agriculture and
Technology have long been sending their BS Information Technol-
bags with water. Turn on the sprinkler and start dancing. Wash your car
with friends and family. Take a dip in a makeshift pool -- whether it be a
S ogy students to perform their On The Job Training (OJT) at the
Management Information Services of the Province of Agusan del
Get competitive. Challenge your family and friends to your favorite
drum, an in atable pool, or a sandbox -- and read your favorite book. indoor game -- video games, poker, UNO Stacko, board games, Sur. The training is conducted as part of the curriculum.
Get dirty. Dig into the earth and try your hand at planting with your mahjong, etc. Ask the losing team to clean up the house (or prepare
parents. Play hide and seek in the backyard -- or better yet, set up your lunch) the next day as punishment. Summer of 2010, eleven (11) lucky students were accommodated
very own obstacle course using old tires and wooden planks. Get daring. Play spin the bottle / truth or dare. You'll be surprised to by MIS. The largest number ever, to have been accepted all at once.
Get pretty. Invite your girl friends (or even your male buds) and create know a lot of things about your friends and family members. They were divided into two groups; six of them were detained at the
your own beauty products out of stu in your refrigerator or cupboard Get t. Buy (or rent) an exercise workout DVD. Ask your family to ICT Maintenance Section and the rest at the Software Engineering
-- Mybeautyrecipes.com o ers some free homemade beauty recipes. clean up your room, the kitchen, or even the whole house with you Section.
Play dress-up, take pictures, and place them on a special summer - Karen Flores, abs-cbnNEWS.com
scrapbook. The trainees wanted to in ate their knowledge and skills; practicing
Get hungry. Cook up your own summer dish with friends and family. Four symptoms of hopeless addiction: in a realistic working environment hoping they would become
On a budget? Try checking your fridge for leftovers and whip up a •Forgetting to eat and sleep. professionals someday and become competent and outstanding in
whole new meal. •Craving more advanced technology. their chosen eld.
•Leaving a computer results in genuine withdrawal.
•Becoming argumentative, fatigued or isolated from The management and sta of MIS did their best to teach and
society. transfer knowledge to them; be it hardware or programming skills
through actual demonstrations, lectures and discussion. As such in
the future they will e ectively cope with the challenging responsi-
bilities and tasks, rendering a high quality working performance.
Kudos to MIS and the OJT’s……….. - MSOV & the Trainees
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2. Tech talk Tech HumOr
In nite USB Why We Live as Long as We A good PERSONALITY...
Do...? 1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
On the rst day God created the cow. God 2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the
O cial Publication of
said, "You must go to the eld with the positive present moment.
Management Information Services 3. Don’t overdo. Keep your limits.
farmer all day long and su er under the
4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Toe Mouse Nephtali F. Morgado sun, have calves and give milk to support
5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
For people with upper body disability, (5)Mar-09-10 Editor In Chief the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty
years." 6. Dream more while you awake.
the wireless toe mouse is a must-have. The In nitec is a new slant on the USB - it doesn't Jumar V. Boniza
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life 7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
Just grip the mouse between your big actually store data, it just transmits it wirelessly. Asst. Editor
you want me to live for sixty years. Let me 8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will
and second toe like a ip- op. A sensor You can share all or just some of your data to any Eng’r. Warren E. Lagat
have twenty years and I'll give back the ruin your present happiness..
below the big toe acts like the left click device with a USB port - your TV, DVD, HiFi, News Correspondents
other forty." 9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
button, and the second toe activates printer, etc.
Michelle O. Villasis And God agreed. 10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
the right click. All the data remains on your computer, so the
Head Writer/Lay-out Editor On the second day, God created the dog. 11. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum
device has "In nite USB Memory" (IUM) - you can
Electronic Cigarette Cyrel A. Guay God said, "Sit all day by the door of your that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
never " ll it up."
Graphics/Lay-out Artist house and bark at anyone who comes in or 12. No one is in charge of your happiness expect you.
Just pair the In nitec to your computer, then
walks past. I will give you a life span of 13. Smile and laugh more.
whatever device you plug the IUM into, receives Eddie S. Miladona
Circulations Supervisor twenty years." 14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
streaming data directly from your computer, in
Did you ever think you may possibly a "in nite" quantities. The dog said, "That's too long to be
Irise Joy Amero | Michael Capangpangan
smoker in good health? Well, I believe, with Should be available at computer and electronic Mira or Galagala | Jordan Plaza barking. Give me ten years and I'll give
back the other ten." of the Commission on Information and
the electronic cigarette, it is not technically stores by July 2010 for around $129. Researchers/Graphics Artist
So God agreed (sigh). Communications Technology, Department of
smoking. The electronic cigarette is a tool Trade and Industry, Commission on Higher
that contains only nicotine in it, you smoke ------------------- On the third day God created the monkey.
Education, National Telecommunications
it like a normal tar lled cigarette but
the Word of god God said, "Entertain people, do monkey
tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
NeWsByTEs commission, Technical Education and Skills
instead of all the negative e ects, you “For Him the rising of the sun even to the Development Authority and National
actually obtain some positive ones. twenty year life span."
1. 80% of all pictures on the internet are of going down my name is great among the MIS Computer Center.
The major reason that I can think of is that The monkey said, "How boring, monkey
naked women Gentiles, and in every place there is sacri ce,
they do not create secondhand smoke. The 2. Another name for a Microsoft Windows
tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. joined 2nd
and there is o ered to my name a clean Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do With the occurrence of IT, engineering,
little electronic cigarette doesn’t release tutorial is 'Crash Course'! oblation..” (mal. 1:11) CARAGA architectural, medical and allied professionals,
smoke for other people to inhale. It releases too, okay?"
3. Bill Gates' house was designed using a “When you do a charitable deed, do not let ICT Congress local businessman, government o cials,
little water droplets that seems like smoke And God agreed again.
Macintosh computer. your left hand know what your right hand is administrators and also the faculty members
but there is nothing wrong for your family On the fourth day God created man. God
4. By the year 2012 there will be approximately doing... that your deed may be a secret. MIS attended the 2nd Caraga ICT congress at of di erent colleges and universities, the
to inhale. People die from secondhand said, "Eat, sleep, play. Do nothing, just
17 billion devices connected to the Internet. (Matthew 6:3-4) Almond Inland Resort, Butuan City on April 30, congress was apprehended successfully.
smoke and I know if I could do anything in enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
5. Domain names are being registered at a rate ”Though He was rich, yet for your sakes He 2010 with the theme “CARAGA: The Next ICT
the world to stop that bad e ect than I Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No
of more than one million names every month. became poor” (2 Corinthians 8:9) Hub”. The main objective of the congress is to
would. way! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and
6. MySpace reports over 110 million registered “ Whatever youo do in word or deed, do all in develop ICT industry in the region by encourag-
Another reason is as an electronic cigarette the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog
users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth the name of Jesus” (Colossians 3:17) ing local investors in small BPO operations. The
is healthier for you. As there is no tar in the gave back and the ten monkey gave back.
largest, just behind Mexico. “ No one can serve two masters” (Matt 6:24) topics that were discussed are Caraga as an ICT
cigarette, it only contains nicotine. So you That makes eighty, okay?"
7. One of every 8 married couples in the US last “If anyone serves Me, let him follow Me; and Investment Area, ICT developments and
can have what you are in fact addicted to "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
year met online. where I am, there My servant will be also” opportunities, Global Market for ICT and BPO,
with no other unneeded, unwanted, So this is why for the rst twenty years we
8. The average 21 year old has spent 5,000 hours (John 12:26) BPO Industry issues and also the challenges and
additives. Suppose, how many places you eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing; for
playing video games, has exchanged 250,000 “The righteous should choose his friends Starting up a small BPO business in Caraga
might visit and all the things you could do the next forty years we slave in the sun to
e-mails, instant and text messages and has carefully” (Prov. 12:26) Region.
without your lungs getting worn out? Also support our family;
spent 10,000 hours on the mobile phone.
you don’t feel compelled to smoke the for the next ten years we do monkey tricks
9. The average computer user blinks 7 times a Happy moments, PRAISE GOD. The congress is initiative of the Caraga ICT
whole cigarette in one sitting. You can just to entertain our grandchildren;
minute, less than half the normal rate of 20. Di cult moments, SEEK GOD. Council, an organization composed of the private
end and stick it in you pocket when you and for the last ten years we sit in front of
10. The rst banner advertising was used in Quite moments, WORSHIP GOD. sector, non-government organizations and the
wish a pu later. the house and bark at everybody.
1994. Painful moments, TRUST GOD. - Unknown service providers with support
Source: http://www.funfactz.com/computer-facts/ Every moment, THANK GOD.
Tech "Like car accidents, most hardware problems
are due to driver error."
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