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INsaNIty
bitches.
Reason why you
shouldn’t suck.
• Reason one: I want to be a
millionaire.
• Yes it’s true the only way to
become rich and famous is not
watching movies being lame
with the one you love. It only
breeds absolute lameness.
Reason 2
STAYING HOME IS
FOR STEERS
AND QUEERS.
Seriously tho, it is.
Honestly who does
that besides the
guys from
brokeback
moutain, which
both of you saw!
(and honestly thats
extremely not
straight!)
Reason three
• HONESTLY WHO
THROWS THEIR
SHOE?!
• (self
explanatory)
Reason 4
• LOOK HOW
MUCH FUN IM
HAVING!
Reason 5
Light shit on fire?
No seriously you
want to?
Reason 6
• Honestly your
other friends
aren’t that cool,
I mean look at
the picture.
Reason 7
• WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS FOR
FAGGOTS AND SAILORS!
• Dirty buggas. No seriously
though it’s a social life killer.
I’m sure you’ll be an online
dater within a year. Refer back
to rule 6.
Reason 9
It’s Saturday night and the only
people who don’t go out on
Saturday nights is JP’s mom.
Even his grandma goes out and
plays bingo tonight. SO old
people are cooler than you.
Reason 10
• You got to pump it up. Smell my
armpits they smell like garlic!
Who’s spinnin tonight, DJ go
fuck youself? Ah man give me
another bump.
Reason 10
• Michaels was
Crazy last night!
Insert
random
Picture of
Nice Guy
John here.
Must be
extremely
guido photo!
Last Rule ( I think number
10!?)
• Why would you
miss this???
CONCLUSION
So in conclusion if you don’t come out
I will be most likely scared for life
and will be forced to spend
thousands of dollars on therapy for
the rest of my life. So I hope you
enjoyed my presentation. I spent a
lot of time on it and its really from
the heart. I Love you both equally.
Haha later. Kendawg/Hunter/insanity

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INsanity

  • 2. Reason why you shouldn’t suck. • Reason one: I want to be a millionaire. • Yes it’s true the only way to become rich and famous is not watching movies being lame with the one you love. It only breeds absolute lameness.
  • 3. Reason 2 STAYING HOME IS FOR STEERS AND QUEERS. Seriously tho, it is. Honestly who does that besides the guys from brokeback moutain, which both of you saw! (and honestly thats extremely not straight!)
  • 4. Reason three • HONESTLY WHO THROWS THEIR SHOE?! • (self explanatory)
  • 5. Reason 4 • LOOK HOW MUCH FUN IM HAVING!
  • 6. Reason 5 Light shit on fire? No seriously you want to?
  • 7. Reason 6 • Honestly your other friends aren’t that cool, I mean look at the picture.
  • 8. Reason 7 • WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS FOR FAGGOTS AND SAILORS! • Dirty buggas. No seriously though it’s a social life killer. I’m sure you’ll be an online dater within a year. Refer back to rule 6.
  • 9. Reason 9 It’s Saturday night and the only people who don’t go out on Saturday nights is JP’s mom. Even his grandma goes out and plays bingo tonight. SO old people are cooler than you.
  • 10. Reason 10 • You got to pump it up. Smell my armpits they smell like garlic! Who’s spinnin tonight, DJ go fuck youself? Ah man give me another bump.
  • 11. Reason 10 • Michaels was Crazy last night! Insert random Picture of Nice Guy John here. Must be extremely guido photo!
  • 12. Last Rule ( I think number 10!?) • Why would you miss this???
  • 13. CONCLUSION So in conclusion if you don’t come out I will be most likely scared for life and will be forced to spend thousands of dollars on therapy for the rest of my life. So I hope you enjoyed my presentation. I spent a lot of time on it and its really from the heart. I Love you both equally. Haha later. Kendawg/Hunter/insanity