This document contains a variety of disjointed quotes, phrases, and short passages on diverse topics including: work, companies, policies, benefits, required paperwork, who's who in a company, scandals, music, travel, gentrification, survival, making money, buying things, lunches in America, and parties. It switches frequently between unrelated subjects in a non-linear fashion.

2. WEST OF
CALIFORNIA
BOL Advisory Group

3. THE MUSIC IS ON POINT

6. WATCH OUT…
For
Postman Agitators

7. NO DISGUISE
Another
Postman Agitator

8. “PRACTICAL MEN, WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE QUITE
EXEMPT FROM ANY INTELLECTUAL INFLUENCES, ARE USUALLY
THE SLAVES OF SOME DEFUNCT ECONOMIST”

10. BOL ADVISORY GROUP
Off Color Society

11. What Free Speech Is Really Like…

12. No wonder Americans love to road trip –
It all started from an old fashioned road trip

13. The concept of
Wealth Inequality
is misleading
It’s like being on
the West Side of
Chicago and seeing
the Trump Tower in
the distance
But Trump isn’t
going to help, so it’s
better to focus on
your own cash flow
rather than
speculating about
someone else

14. Obviously
She’s
listening
to
Project
Pat…

15. No Finish Line

16. What’s your
stopping point? ▫A financial target
▫An award of recognition
▫A desired relationship
▫A fleeting fantasy realized
▫A spiritual signal
▫A loss of energy

17. Can you get
whatever you
want in America?
▫“I’ve been single for
10 years…”
▫“Well, I’m stuck
here at work”
▫“All these
shootings, I’ll never
understand this
country”
▫“I’m going to
California!”
▫“Look at all the mail
in this country”
▫“Find a rich girl and
then invite us to
your new house”

18. A Snapshot Of An
American Steelmaking City
People In Poverty
38.7%
Abandoned Housing Stock
25%
People w/o Health Insurance (Under 65)
21.6%

19. This Can’t Be America

20. Dudes aren’t gonna learn,
until the summer sun doesn’t burn,
and you can’t see anything but the jail cell
with the white light so pale
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29. A Guide
Look Alive
Out There
BOL
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Ξ

30. Any Resemblance to Actual
Persons, Policies, Or Politics,
Living or Dead, is Purely
Coincidental

31. 1. Work
2. Work
3. More work
4. Work on weekends
5. Money
6. Sleep
Agenda/Topics To Be Covered

32. • The founders were sick of being exploited by their old employer, so
they broke off and started their own company…however, they do
everything in their power to prevent their current employees from
doing the same thing
• Nobody was really inspired by some esoteric ideals, they were just
tired of not having as much money as they wanted
History of Company

33. • Joseph Belini – The wealthy owner, sometimes he’s really cool and
other times he’s a complete asshole
• Martino Sanchez – He’s the guy who actually does everything and
despite all that still gets mistreated by the company
• Bob Johnson – The devil incarnate, hired by Joseph into the company
as a favor to Bob’s uncle, even though Bob is utterly incompetent
• Michelle Parker – Heart of the company, constantly has to turn down
the advances of obnoxious male customers and Bob Johnson
Who’s Who

34. • Do what you are told and act like you are permanently satisfied with
being nothing more than a cog in the machine
• Go against the grain & expect a termination notice within a few weeks
• Avoid dating coworkers, unless you are one of the management’s
favorites in which case there is a huge double standard
• Dress appropriately, and realize Casual Friday is a subtle test
Company Policies

35. • Benefit Of Social Status
• Benefit Of Not Being
Unemployed
• Benefit Of The Doubt
• Platinum insurance for bosses,
cheap one for the workers
• 2 weeks nominal vacation time
per year, 2 days real time off
• Sugary snacks in the kitchen
Benefits

36. We got rid of them to cut costs
Performance Reviews

37. Please contact the Department Of Indoctrination
Fill out the usual government documents
The currency here is respect
Required Paperwork

38. Have a great day!
Summary

39. SHORT NAME
Jan Bak

40. LEGAL LINGO
The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this
production are fictitious. No indentification with actual persons,
places, buildings and products is intended or should be inferred.

41. “IWOULD LIKETO REPORT A PROBLEM
WITH ONE OFYOUR MANAGERS”
One of your guys,
short name:
Lem…Moe…
Tom…Skip…
Ned…

42. YOU GOT GOODYUPPIES,
ANDYOU GOT BADYUPPIES

43. WHY IS A 5-FIGURE SALARY + A ‘NICE CAR’
MY LITTLE BROTHER’S AMERICAN DREAM?
Old Money Embraces
Arbitrary Class Distinctions
New Money Expresses
Kermit SippingTea Emoji

45. Asinine Austerity
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46. How Can You Have Any Pudding
If You Don’t EatYer Meat!

47. Quoting a wise man in Ann Arbor:
“Reinsurers…they just don’t give a crap”

49. Lord Have Mercy!
There’s a fine line between
resourceful and ridiculous

50. Three things that keep me
from being a crazy German
1) I’m Polish
2) I like to rap
3) My Jewish friend said I looked Jewish

51. Watch Out
For people lying
about being Jewish
for their own
personal gain
 “I got a Swede lawyer?!
She’s gonna get everything!!”

52. I go to sleep with my money, I’m far from the Pope/
I have to stay solvent, otherwise there’s no hope

53. Money Making Material

54. All that a man wanted was a piece of the pie

55. A. At a doctor’s
appointment one
time, I got to talking
with the doctor about
the places I travel for
work – Once I told her
all the spots, she
finished the
conversation with
“So NOT Hong Kong…”
A. Why would I work so
hard for my family to
escape the tyranny of
communism just to go
and experience
communism on the
other side of the
planet??
A B

56. Crunchy Black’s
skepticism about
“positive business”
“And if you don't
believe me then
come to my hood/
And you will see that
it ain't all good”
Gentrification is not going
to solve all our problems

57. SCANDALOUS PLOTS
Story by
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58. People say “It could never happen” –
Word? Stop lying to yourself
Germany broke the Nazi-Soviet nonaggression
pact in 1941, so anything is possible
"The novel that foreshadowed DonaldTrump’s
authoritarian appeal.“ – Salon

59. Survival Of
The Fittest
But sh*t happens for a reason/
You find out who's your true peoples
when you're upstate bleedin’

60. I Knew I Made It When….
I went from laundry with coins To having one in my home

61. A guy walks into a store.
What does he buy?
Stuff
Rzeczy

63. Bastard Child Soundtrack
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64. Ignorant Americans
love to tell me ‘get a job’
Yo, I’ve been getting paid from
twelve different jobs before I turned 22

66. LOL, those crazy Americans with their lunches
Convenience
Flavor
Size
Value
Taste
Accessibility
Obesity
Status
Wild

67. ▪ First bullet point here
▪ Second bullet point here
▪ Third bullet point here
If nobody
got pregnant,
it wasn’t
a party
Group
1

68. When the
day gets rough
Put this knock in your speakers