Este documento contiene cinco anexos relacionados con la planificación de un proyecto de aula sobre la creación de una canción. El Anexo 1 presenta una carta Gantt con las fechas y actividades planificadas. Los Anexos 2 y 3 contienen guías de evaluación sobre conocimientos previos de metáforas, rimas y operaciones matemáticas, así como planificaciones de clases. El Anexo 4 muestra un compromiso firmado por los estudiantes y el Anexo 5 lista canciones utilizadas en una prueba.
2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
Product Design Trends in 2024 | Teenage EngineeringsPixeldarts
The realm of product design is a constantly changing environment where technology and style intersect. Every year introduces fresh challenges and exciting trends that mold the future of this captivating art form. In this piece, we delve into the significant trends set to influence the look and functionality of product design in the year 2024.
How Race, Age and Gender Shape Attitudes Towards Mental HealthThinkNow
Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
AI Trends in Creative Operations 2024 by Artwork Flow.pdfmarketingartwork
Creative operations teams expect increased AI use in 2024. Currently, over half of tasks are not AI-enabled, but this is expected to decrease in the coming year. ChatGPT is the most popular AI tool currently. Business leaders are more actively exploring AI benefits than individual contributors. Most respondents do not believe AI will impact workforce size in 2024. However, some inhibitions still exist around AI accuracy and lack of understanding. Creatives primarily want to use AI to save time on mundane tasks and boost productivity.
Organizational culture includes values, norms, systems, symbols, language, assumptions, beliefs, and habits that influence employee behaviors and how people interpret those behaviors. It is important because culture can help or hinder a company's success. Some key aspects of Netflix's culture that help it achieve results include hiring smartly so every position has stars, focusing on attitude over just aptitude, and having a strict policy against peacocks, whiners, and jerks.
PEPSICO Presentation to CAGNY Conference Feb 2024Neil Kimberley
PepsiCo provided a safe harbor statement noting that any forward-looking statements are based on currently available information and are subject to risks and uncertainties. It also provided information on non-GAAP measures and directing readers to its website for disclosure and reconciliation. The document then discussed PepsiCo's business overview, including that it is a global beverage and convenient food company with iconic brands, $91 billion in net revenue in 2023, and nearly $14 billion in core operating profit. It operates through a divisional structure with a focus on local consumers.
Este documento contiene cinco anexos relacionados con la planificación de un proyecto de aula sobre la creación de una canción. El Anexo 1 presenta una carta Gantt con las fechas y actividades planificadas. Los Anexos 2 y 3 contienen guías de evaluación sobre conocimientos previos de metáforas, rimas y operaciones matemáticas, así como planificaciones de clases. El Anexo 4 muestra un compromiso firmado por los estudiantes y el Anexo 5 lista canciones utilizadas en una prueba.
2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
Product Design Trends in 2024 | Teenage EngineeringsPixeldarts
The realm of product design is a constantly changing environment where technology and style intersect. Every year introduces fresh challenges and exciting trends that mold the future of this captivating art form. In this piece, we delve into the significant trends set to influence the look and functionality of product design in the year 2024.
How Race, Age and Gender Shape Attitudes Towards Mental HealthThinkNow
Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
AI Trends in Creative Operations 2024 by Artwork Flow.pdfmarketingartwork
Creative operations teams expect increased AI use in 2024. Currently, over half of tasks are not AI-enabled, but this is expected to decrease in the coming year. ChatGPT is the most popular AI tool currently. Business leaders are more actively exploring AI benefits than individual contributors. Most respondents do not believe AI will impact workforce size in 2024. However, some inhibitions still exist around AI accuracy and lack of understanding. Creatives primarily want to use AI to save time on mundane tasks and boost productivity.
Organizational culture includes values, norms, systems, symbols, language, assumptions, beliefs, and habits that influence employee behaviors and how people interpret those behaviors. It is important because culture can help or hinder a company's success. Some key aspects of Netflix's culture that help it achieve results include hiring smartly so every position has stars, focusing on attitude over just aptitude, and having a strict policy against peacocks, whiners, and jerks.
PEPSICO Presentation to CAGNY Conference Feb 2024Neil Kimberley
PepsiCo provided a safe harbor statement noting that any forward-looking statements are based on currently available information and are subject to risks and uncertainties. It also provided information on non-GAAP measures and directing readers to its website for disclosure and reconciliation. The document then discussed PepsiCo's business overview, including that it is a global beverage and convenient food company with iconic brands, $91 billion in net revenue in 2023, and nearly $14 billion in core operating profit. It operates through a divisional structure with a focus on local consumers.
The forces involved in this witchcraft spell will re-establish the loving bond between you and help to build a strong, loving relationship from which to start anew. Despite any previous hardships or problems, the spell work will re-establish the strong bonds of friendship and love upon which the marriage and relationship originated. Have faith, these stop divorce and stop separation spells are extremely powerful and will reconnect you and your partner in a strong and harmonious relationship.
My ritual will not only stop separation and divorce, but rebuild a strong bond between you and your partner that is based on truth, honesty, and unconditional love. For an even stronger effect, you may want to consider using the Eternal Love Bond spell to ensure your relationship and love will last through all tests of time. If you have not yet determined if your partner is considering separation or divorce, but are aware of rifts in the relationship, try the Love Spells to remove problems in a relationship or marriage. Keep in mind that all my love spells are 100% customized and that you'll only need 1 spell to address all problems/wishes.
Save your marriage from divorce & make your relationship stronger using anti divorce spells to make him or her fall back in love with you. End your marriage if you are no longer in love with your husband or wife. Permanently end your marriage using divorce spells that work fast. Protect your marriage from divorce using love spells to boost commitment, love & bind your hearts together for a stronger marriage that will last. Get your ex lover who has remarried using divorce spells to break up a couple & make your ex lost lover come back to you permanently.
Visit https://www.profbalaj.com/love-spells-loves-spells-that-work/
Call/WhatsApp +27836633417 for more info.
Sanatan Vastu | Experience Great Living | Vastu ExpertSanatan Vastu
Santan Vastu Provides Vedic astrology courses & Vastu remedies, If you are searching Vastu for home, Vastu for kitchen, Vastu for house, Vastu for Office & Factory. Best Vastu in Bahadurgarh. Best Vastu in Delhi NCR
The Enchantment and Shadows_ Unveiling the Mysteries of Magic and Black Magic...Phoenix O
This manual will guide you through basic skills and tasks to help you get started with various aspects of Magic. Each section is designed to be easy to follow, with step-by-step instructions.
The Book of Ruth is included in the third division, or the Writings, of the Hebrew Bible. In most Christian canons it is treated as one of the historical books and placed between Judges and 1 Samuel.
A Free eBook ~ Valuable LIFE Lessons to Learn ( 5 Sets of Presentations)...OH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 5 sets of PowerPoint presentations of meaningful stories /Inspirational pieces that teach important Dhamma/Life lessons. For reflection and practice to develop the mind to grow in love, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
My other free eBooks can be obtained from the following Links:
https://www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/presentations
https://www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/documents
A375 Example Taste the taste of the Lord, the taste of the Lord The taste of...franktsao4
It seems that current missionary work requires spending a lot of money, preparing a lot of materials, and traveling to far away places, so that it feels like missionary work. But what was the result they brought back? It's just a lot of photos of activities, fun eating, drinking and some playing games. And then we have to do the same thing next year, never ending. The church once mentioned that a certain missionary would go to the field where she used to work before the end of his life. It seemed that if she had not gone, no one would be willing to go. The reason why these missionary work is so difficult is that no one obeys God’s words, and the Bible is not the main content during missionary work, because in the eyes of those who do not obey God’s words, the Bible is just words and cannot be connected with life, so Reading out God's words is boring because it doesn't have any life experience, so it cannot be connected with human life. I will give a few examples in the hope that this situation can be changed. A375
The Hope of Salvation - Jude 1:24-25 - MessageCole Hartman
Jude gives us hope at the end of a dark letter. In a dark world like today, we need the light of Christ to shine brighter and brighter. Jude shows us where to fix our focus so we can be filled with God's goodness and glory. Join us to explore this incredible passage.
Content Methodology: A Best Practices Report (Webinar)contently
This document provides an overview of content methodology best practices. It defines content methodology as establishing objectives, KPIs, and a culture of continuous learning and iteration. An effective methodology focuses on connecting with audiences, creating optimal content, and optimizing processes. It also discusses why a methodology is needed due to the competitive landscape, proliferation of channels, and opportunities for improvement. Components of an effective methodology include defining objectives and KPIs, audience analysis, identifying opportunities, and evaluating resources. The document concludes with recommendations around creating a content plan, testing and optimizing content over 90 days.
How to Prepare For a Successful Job Search for 2024Albert Qian
The document provides guidance on preparing a job search for 2024. It discusses the state of the job market, focusing on growth in AI and healthcare but also continued layoffs. It recommends figuring out what you want to do by researching interests and skills, then conducting informational interviews. The job search should involve building a personal brand on LinkedIn, actively applying to jobs, tailoring resumes and interviews, maintaining job hunting as a habit, and continuing self-improvement. Once hired, the document advises setting new goals and keeping skills and networking active in case of future opportunities.
A report by thenetworkone and Kurio.
The contributing experts and agencies are (in an alphabetical order): Sylwia Rytel, Social Media Supervisor, 180heartbeats + JUNG v MATT (PL), Sharlene Jenner, Vice President - Director of Engagement Strategy, Abelson Taylor (USA), Alex Casanovas, Digital Director, Atrevia (ES), Dora Beilin, Senior Social Strategist, Barrett Hoffher (USA), Min Seo, Campaign Director, Brand New Agency (KR), Deshé M. Gully, Associate Strategist, Day One Agency (USA), Francesca Trevisan, Strategist, Different (IT), Trevor Crossman, CX and Digital Transformation Director; Olivia Hussey, Strategic Planner; Simi Srinarula, Social Media Manager, The Hallway (AUS), James Hebbert, Managing Director, Hylink (CN / UK), Mundy Álvarez, Planning Director; Pedro Rojas, Social Media Manager; Pancho González, CCO, Inbrax (CH), Oana Oprea, Head of Digital Planning, Jam Session Agency (RO), Amy Bottrill, Social Account Director, Launch (UK), Gaby Arriaga, Founder, Leonardo1452 (MX), Shantesh S Row, Creative Director, Liwa (UAE), Rajesh Mehta, Chief Strategy Officer; Dhruv Gaur, Digital Planning Lead; Leonie Mergulhao, Account Supervisor - Social Media & PR, Medulla (IN), Aurelija Plioplytė, Head of Digital & Social, Not Perfect (LI), Daiana Khaidargaliyeva, Account Manager, Osaka Labs (UK / USA), Stefanie Söhnchen, Vice President Digital, PIABO Communications (DE), Elisabeth Winiartati, Managing Consultant, Head of Global Integrated Communications; Lydia Aprina, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Nita Prabowo, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Okhi, Web Developer, PNTR Group (ID), Kei Obusan, Insights Director; Daffi Ranandi, Insights Manager, Radarr (SG), Gautam Reghunath, Co-founder & CEO, Talented (IN), Donagh Humphreys, Head of Social and Digital Innovation, THINKHOUSE (IRE), Sarah Yim, Strategy Director, Zulu Alpha Kilo (CA).
Trends In Paid Search: Navigating The Digital Landscape In 2024Search Engine Journal
The search marketing landscape is evolving rapidly with new technologies, and professionals, like you, rely on innovative paid search strategies to meet changing demands.
It’s important that you’re ready to implement new strategies in 2024.
Check this out and learn the top trends in paid search advertising that are expected to gain traction, so you can drive higher ROI more efficiently in 2024.
You’ll learn:
- The latest trends in AI and automation, and what this means for an evolving paid search ecosystem.
- New developments in privacy and data regulation.
- Emerging ad formats that are expected to make an impact next year.
Watch Sreekant Lanka from iQuanti and Irina Klein from OneMain Financial as they dive into the future of paid search and explore the trends, strategies, and technologies that will shape the search marketing landscape.
If you’re looking to assess your paid search strategy and design an industry-aligned plan for 2024, then this webinar is for you.
5 Public speaking tips from TED - Visualized summarySpeakerHub
From their humble beginnings in 1984, TED has grown into the world’s most powerful amplifier for speakers and thought-leaders to share their ideas. They have over 2,400 filmed talks (not including the 30,000+ TEDx videos) freely available online, and have hosted over 17,500 events around the world.
With over one billion views in a year, it’s no wonder that so many speakers are looking to TED for ideas on how to share their message more effectively.
The article “5 Public-Speaking Tips TED Gives Its Speakers”, by Carmine Gallo for Forbes, gives speakers five practical ways to connect with their audience, and effectively share their ideas on stage.
Whether you are gearing up to get on a TED stage yourself, or just want to master the skills that so many of their speakers possess, these tips and quotes from Chris Anderson, the TED Talks Curator, will encourage you to make the most impactful impression on your audience.
See the full article and more summaries like this on SpeakerHub here: https://speakerhub.com/blog/5-presentation-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers
See the original article on Forbes here:
http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=http://www.forbes.com/sites/carminegallo/2016/05/06/5-public-speaking-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers/&refURL=&referrer=#5c07a8221d9b
ChatGPT and the Future of Work - Clark Boyd Clark Boyd
Everyone is in agreement that ChatGPT (and other generative AI tools) will shape the future of work. Yet there is little consensus on exactly how, when, and to what extent this technology will change our world.
Businesses that extract maximum value from ChatGPT will use it as a collaborative tool for everything from brainstorming to technical maintenance.
For individuals, now is the time to pinpoint the skills the future professional will need to thrive in the AI age.
Check out this presentation to understand what ChatGPT is, how it will shape the future of work, and how you can prepare to take advantage.
The document provides career advice for getting into the tech field, including:
- Doing projects and internships in college to build a portfolio.
- Learning about different roles and technologies through industry research.
- Contributing to open source projects to build experience and network.
- Developing a personal brand through a website and social media presence.
- Networking through events, communities, and finding a mentor.
- Practicing interviews through mock interviews and whiteboarding coding questions.
Google's Just Not That Into You: Understanding Core Updates & Search IntentLily Ray
1. Core updates from Google periodically change how its algorithms assess and rank websites and pages. This can impact rankings through shifts in user intent, site quality issues being caught up to, world events influencing queries, and overhauls to search like the E-A-T framework.
2. There are many possible user intents beyond just transactional, navigational and informational. Identifying intent shifts is important during core updates. Sites may need to optimize for new intents through different content types and sections.
3. Responding effectively to core updates requires analyzing "before and after" data to understand changes, identifying new intents or page types, and ensuring content matches appropriate intents across video, images, knowledge graphs and more.
The forces involved in this witchcraft spell will re-establish the loving bond between you and help to build a strong, loving relationship from which to start anew. Despite any previous hardships or problems, the spell work will re-establish the strong bonds of friendship and love upon which the marriage and relationship originated. Have faith, these stop divorce and stop separation spells are extremely powerful and will reconnect you and your partner in a strong and harmonious relationship.
My ritual will not only stop separation and divorce, but rebuild a strong bond between you and your partner that is based on truth, honesty, and unconditional love. For an even stronger effect, you may want to consider using the Eternal Love Bond spell to ensure your relationship and love will last through all tests of time. If you have not yet determined if your partner is considering separation or divorce, but are aware of rifts in the relationship, try the Love Spells to remove problems in a relationship or marriage. Keep in mind that all my love spells are 100% customized and that you'll only need 1 spell to address all problems/wishes.
Save your marriage from divorce & make your relationship stronger using anti divorce spells to make him or her fall back in love with you. End your marriage if you are no longer in love with your husband or wife. Permanently end your marriage using divorce spells that work fast. Protect your marriage from divorce using love spells to boost commitment, love & bind your hearts together for a stronger marriage that will last. Get your ex lover who has remarried using divorce spells to break up a couple & make your ex lost lover come back to you permanently.
Visit https://www.profbalaj.com/love-spells-loves-spells-that-work/
Call/WhatsApp +27836633417 for more info.
Sanatan Vastu | Experience Great Living | Vastu ExpertSanatan Vastu
Santan Vastu Provides Vedic astrology courses & Vastu remedies, If you are searching Vastu for home, Vastu for kitchen, Vastu for house, Vastu for Office & Factory. Best Vastu in Bahadurgarh. Best Vastu in Delhi NCR
The Enchantment and Shadows_ Unveiling the Mysteries of Magic and Black Magic...Phoenix O
This manual will guide you through basic skills and tasks to help you get started with various aspects of Magic. Each section is designed to be easy to follow, with step-by-step instructions.
The Book of Ruth is included in the third division, or the Writings, of the Hebrew Bible. In most Christian canons it is treated as one of the historical books and placed between Judges and 1 Samuel.
A Free eBook ~ Valuable LIFE Lessons to Learn ( 5 Sets of Presentations)...OH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 5 sets of PowerPoint presentations of meaningful stories /Inspirational pieces that teach important Dhamma/Life lessons. For reflection and practice to develop the mind to grow in love, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
My other free eBooks can be obtained from the following Links:
https://www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/presentations
https://www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/documents
A375 Example Taste the taste of the Lord, the taste of the Lord The taste of...franktsao4
It seems that current missionary work requires spending a lot of money, preparing a lot of materials, and traveling to far away places, so that it feels like missionary work. But what was the result they brought back? It's just a lot of photos of activities, fun eating, drinking and some playing games. And then we have to do the same thing next year, never ending. The church once mentioned that a certain missionary would go to the field where she used to work before the end of his life. It seemed that if she had not gone, no one would be willing to go. The reason why these missionary work is so difficult is that no one obeys God’s words, and the Bible is not the main content during missionary work, because in the eyes of those who do not obey God’s words, the Bible is just words and cannot be connected with life, so Reading out God's words is boring because it doesn't have any life experience, so it cannot be connected with human life. I will give a few examples in the hope that this situation can be changed. A375
The Hope of Salvation - Jude 1:24-25 - MessageCole Hartman
Jude gives us hope at the end of a dark letter. In a dark world like today, we need the light of Christ to shine brighter and brighter. Jude shows us where to fix our focus so we can be filled with God's goodness and glory. Join us to explore this incredible passage.
Content Methodology: A Best Practices Report (Webinar)contently
This document provides an overview of content methodology best practices. It defines content methodology as establishing objectives, KPIs, and a culture of continuous learning and iteration. An effective methodology focuses on connecting with audiences, creating optimal content, and optimizing processes. It also discusses why a methodology is needed due to the competitive landscape, proliferation of channels, and opportunities for improvement. Components of an effective methodology include defining objectives and KPIs, audience analysis, identifying opportunities, and evaluating resources. The document concludes with recommendations around creating a content plan, testing and optimizing content over 90 days.
How to Prepare For a Successful Job Search for 2024Albert Qian
The document provides guidance on preparing a job search for 2024. It discusses the state of the job market, focusing on growth in AI and healthcare but also continued layoffs. It recommends figuring out what you want to do by researching interests and skills, then conducting informational interviews. The job search should involve building a personal brand on LinkedIn, actively applying to jobs, tailoring resumes and interviews, maintaining job hunting as a habit, and continuing self-improvement. Once hired, the document advises setting new goals and keeping skills and networking active in case of future opportunities.
A report by thenetworkone and Kurio.
The contributing experts and agencies are (in an alphabetical order): Sylwia Rytel, Social Media Supervisor, 180heartbeats + JUNG v MATT (PL), Sharlene Jenner, Vice President - Director of Engagement Strategy, Abelson Taylor (USA), Alex Casanovas, Digital Director, Atrevia (ES), Dora Beilin, Senior Social Strategist, Barrett Hoffher (USA), Min Seo, Campaign Director, Brand New Agency (KR), Deshé M. Gully, Associate Strategist, Day One Agency (USA), Francesca Trevisan, Strategist, Different (IT), Trevor Crossman, CX and Digital Transformation Director; Olivia Hussey, Strategic Planner; Simi Srinarula, Social Media Manager, The Hallway (AUS), James Hebbert, Managing Director, Hylink (CN / UK), Mundy Álvarez, Planning Director; Pedro Rojas, Social Media Manager; Pancho González, CCO, Inbrax (CH), Oana Oprea, Head of Digital Planning, Jam Session Agency (RO), Amy Bottrill, Social Account Director, Launch (UK), Gaby Arriaga, Founder, Leonardo1452 (MX), Shantesh S Row, Creative Director, Liwa (UAE), Rajesh Mehta, Chief Strategy Officer; Dhruv Gaur, Digital Planning Lead; Leonie Mergulhao, Account Supervisor - Social Media & PR, Medulla (IN), Aurelija Plioplytė, Head of Digital & Social, Not Perfect (LI), Daiana Khaidargaliyeva, Account Manager, Osaka Labs (UK / USA), Stefanie Söhnchen, Vice President Digital, PIABO Communications (DE), Elisabeth Winiartati, Managing Consultant, Head of Global Integrated Communications; Lydia Aprina, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Nita Prabowo, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Okhi, Web Developer, PNTR Group (ID), Kei Obusan, Insights Director; Daffi Ranandi, Insights Manager, Radarr (SG), Gautam Reghunath, Co-founder & CEO, Talented (IN), Donagh Humphreys, Head of Social and Digital Innovation, THINKHOUSE (IRE), Sarah Yim, Strategy Director, Zulu Alpha Kilo (CA).
Trends In Paid Search: Navigating The Digital Landscape In 2024Search Engine Journal
The search marketing landscape is evolving rapidly with new technologies, and professionals, like you, rely on innovative paid search strategies to meet changing demands.
It’s important that you’re ready to implement new strategies in 2024.
Check this out and learn the top trends in paid search advertising that are expected to gain traction, so you can drive higher ROI more efficiently in 2024.
You’ll learn:
- The latest trends in AI and automation, and what this means for an evolving paid search ecosystem.
- New developments in privacy and data regulation.
- Emerging ad formats that are expected to make an impact next year.
Watch Sreekant Lanka from iQuanti and Irina Klein from OneMain Financial as they dive into the future of paid search and explore the trends, strategies, and technologies that will shape the search marketing landscape.
If you’re looking to assess your paid search strategy and design an industry-aligned plan for 2024, then this webinar is for you.
5 Public speaking tips from TED - Visualized summarySpeakerHub
From their humble beginnings in 1984, TED has grown into the world’s most powerful amplifier for speakers and thought-leaders to share their ideas. They have over 2,400 filmed talks (not including the 30,000+ TEDx videos) freely available online, and have hosted over 17,500 events around the world.
With over one billion views in a year, it’s no wonder that so many speakers are looking to TED for ideas on how to share their message more effectively.
The article “5 Public-Speaking Tips TED Gives Its Speakers”, by Carmine Gallo for Forbes, gives speakers five practical ways to connect with their audience, and effectively share their ideas on stage.
Whether you are gearing up to get on a TED stage yourself, or just want to master the skills that so many of their speakers possess, these tips and quotes from Chris Anderson, the TED Talks Curator, will encourage you to make the most impactful impression on your audience.
See the full article and more summaries like this on SpeakerHub here: https://speakerhub.com/blog/5-presentation-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers
See the original article on Forbes here:
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• 'Single and Sassy' - Homer's bumper sticker.
• Internet! Is that thing still around?
• Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
• Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.
• I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. Then I became deeply
cynical. ( about voting )
• To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
• Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
• Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught
'im. ( about Jesus wearing sandals ).
• Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled
mayhem?
• All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do
this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
• All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers.
I can get by with one.
• America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada,
Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your
lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
• If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after
another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
• Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present
these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give
me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)
• The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday! ( Looking
at a "nudie deck" )
• If he is so smart, how come he is dead?
2. • This kid's a wonder!. He organized all the law suits against me into one
class action suit.
• I have to work overtime at work instead of spending time with my wife
and kids, which is what I want.
• Aaw! it's so hard to get to 500 words ( Homer, the food critic ).
• The food was not undelicious.
• I'll tell people what to think. Now you tell me what to think.
• I hope you cut me better than you cut these string beans.
• And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every
time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how
to drive?
• Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man,
and old people are useless.
• If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak
English.
• Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) mmm ...
sacrelicious.
• Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut.
• I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am.
• If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
• WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
• It's twice the work of a deadbeat dad. ( about spending a saturday with
kids ).
• God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right? ( Homer as Adam in a dream ).
• Screw that squeaky stuff. I want some hard antacid for my kid.
• What's keeping Joan Rivers alive?
• Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!
• Oh! look at that car burn! Does it get any better than this?
• Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd
step over your own mother just to get one!
• Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
• Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I
don't know how long I can complain.
• Black, marbelized with a liquid center. The Stealth Bowler. The pins
don't know what hit 'em.
• Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's
always one step ahead.
• To be loved, you have to be nice to others EVERYDAY!. To be hated,
you don't have to do squat. ( advice to Mr.Burns ).
3. • Do I know what rhetorical means?
• Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.?
The kids can call you Hoju!
• Does whisky count as beer?
• Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
• Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
• Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up
with all the other celebrities : John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
• Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?
• I can't believe that someone I've never heard of wants to hang out with a
guy like me.
• Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even
remotely true!
• First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it
back. Make up your mind.
• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races.
• God bless those pagans.
• Ah! I was voted most likely to be a mental patient or a hillbilly or a
chimpanzee. ( Homer, the Outsider Artist )
• Stupid ice. I always knew I'll get stuck in something.
• I get weary in this sexually suggestive dancing.
• Marge, I think I'll remember my own LIFE!
• Marge, your paintings look like the things they look like.
• What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The
process of removing weeds from one's garden." ( giving a lecture on
marriage ).
• Good drink ... good meat ... good God, let's eat!
• Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay!? Ha ha!
• Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and
gremlins and eskimos!
• Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.
• Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!
• I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t.
• I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented
the light bulb.
• I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
• I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, 'Yes!'
• I guess you might say he barking up the wrong ... bush.
• I hope I didn't brain my damage.
4. • I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric
football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents
bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.
• I know you can read my thoughts, boy : Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow.
• I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming.
• I promised my boy one simple thing : lots of riches, and that man broke
my promise!
• I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping
its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I
think it was called, 慣 he Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
• I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my
Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
• I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold ...... and eaten.
• I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm
going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh,
goodnidght.
• If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick
that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit
and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
• If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
• If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.
• I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible
Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS
OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
• I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how
dumb my suggestions are.
• I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't
be back for TEN MINUTES.
• I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to
Church!
• I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
• I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
• I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.
• In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get
the women!
• It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
• It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more, or I'd have looked
quite the fool. An April fool, as it were.
5. • It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow
I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
• Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
• Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
• Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a
purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who
I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
• Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
• Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
• Lisa, stop that racket! I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy.
I think I'll need a bigger drill.
• Lisa, the mob's working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also
expanded into other important areas ... World domination.
• Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
• Lurlee your song touched me in so many ways ... and which way to the
can?
• Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just
sitting in some guy's boat!
• Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
• Marge, please. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.
• Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
• Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator
biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious.
But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing
that woman.
• Marge, would you please tell Bart that I would just like to drink a glass
of syrup like I do every morning?
• Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the
woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the
underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
• Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
• Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my
motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts
to come.
• No jokes, no taunting -- That kid's got bosoms! Somebody get me a wet
towel!
• C'mere you butterball.
6. • No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.
• No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike.
They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the
American Way.
• Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
• Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you
may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for
generations : You may outsmart someone!
• Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from
happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way ... I
was being sarcastic.
• Trying is the first step towards failure.
• Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank,
and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer.
Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure ... not even close.
• Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15
bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this
guy.
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories ... Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells.
Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV
... is.
• Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of
people know that.
• OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose,
I'LL KILL YOU!
• Operator! Give me the number for 911!
• Read your town charter, boy. ?If food stuff should touch the ground, said
food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot? Since I don't see him
around, start shoveling!
• Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
• Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
• Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents
around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one
ever found out about.
• Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the
town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!
• Solid waste! I could kiss you! Bleh! Ew! Yeech! Ooh! I think this was
pizza!
• Son, being popular is the most important thing in the whole world.
• Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
7. • Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy
who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name?
• That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to
clown college!
• The lesson is : Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to
smite and they shall be smoten!
• The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes.
• The strong must protect the sweet.
• There's a New Mexico?!?
• They have the Internet on computers, now?
• This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
• This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to.
• This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke : It just keeps going
faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of
THERMODYNAMICS!
• Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family ... No
offense.
• I am sick of running away. Did 'brave heart' run away? Did 'payback' run
away? (to Mel Gibson)
• Just where do you think you are going, missy?(Lisa "ascending" into
heaven)
• Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where
you said all about the ... things? Uh ... the things.
• A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why
God portions it out in those little packets.
• I've got the presciption for you, Doctor ... another hot beef injection!
( Hands him a hot dog )
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
• Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!
• We monorail conductors are a crazy breed.
• Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? ( for Bart to be Chief Justice
of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper ).
• Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just
have to read the manual and press the right button.
• Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like
dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of
dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog
come back or you can go out there and find your dog.
• Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league
bowler!
8. • Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over? Remember
that, honey? Well, what I'm saying is all we have to do is go down to the
pound and get a new jazzman.
• Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would
say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
"Homer J. Simpson."
• Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as
they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup
- it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup!
• We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones,
and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.
• We're laughing with her, Marge. There's a big difference. Ha ha ha! ...
with her.
• What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs
with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?
• What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
• What the hey, I'll take the job.
• What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here
anyway?
• When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought
it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it
was dark and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy.
• When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces. Just know they're
about to jab me with something.
• When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle, they're on TV!
• Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've
seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that
ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
• Yes, honey ... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and
release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the
whiskey bottle.
• Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage. (y2k disaster)
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you
had an electrified fooling machine.
• You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with
me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her
soul, she was really onto something.
• You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them
in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR!
9. • You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy
music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly
provide.
• You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
• You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
• Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of
them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them,
gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions
time and again. And I say ... This stinks!
• Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with
fake IDs.
• Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to
learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
• If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet,
they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
• To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
• I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you
through life. Number one, 'cover for me.'Number two, 'oh, good idea,
boss. 'Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.
• Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leah and as smart as Yoda.
• Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population : you.
• Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or
lose : it's how drunk you get.
• Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls
should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing
and such and such.
• We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?
• Marge send the kids to the neighbors. I'm coming home loaded.
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
• I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
• You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot
Christmas morning.
• Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
• Honey, I am not the catch that I appear to be. (in Las Vegas)
• The only guys who were Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party
animals.
• Sweet Merciful Crap!
• Lisa do I have my pants on?!
10. • Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.
• Nacho, nacho man. I want to be a nacho man.
• I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
• Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in
two places at once.
• Ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon
but can't make my shoes smell good?
• Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
• Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!
• Good Things don't end in "eum", they end in "Mania" or "Teria"
• Carnies Built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.
• The Alien has a sweet Heavenly Voice ... Like Urkle, And he appears
every Friday night ... Like Urkle.
• If god didn't want me to eat in church, he would've made gluttony a sin.
• I felt a surge of power, like god must feel, when he's holding a gun.
• All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
• My Bologna has a first name. It's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second
name. It's H-O-M-E-R.
• This ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it gives me the right, NO, the
DUTY! to make a complete ass of myself.
• Jesus, Alla, Buddha ... I love you all!
• ... and I'm not impressed easily ... VOW! a blue car!!!
• Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
• Hey, if you dont like it, go to Russia!
• Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to
hear my girlish laugh.
• Hahahahaha, I'm so funny.
• Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy.
• Man it feels good to get out of that car! Oooo go-karts, come on every
body, let's go!
• Maybe he is acting stupid to infiltrate an international gang of idiots.
( about a TV character named after him ).
• Hmm ... Fabulous house ... Well-behaved kids ... Sisters-in-law dead ...
Luxury Sedan ...WOOHOO! I hit the jackpot! Marge dear, would you
kindly pass me a donut.
• You don't know what its like, I'm the one out there everyday putting his
ass on the line, and I'm not out of order!You're out of order! The whole
freakin' system is out of order! You want the Truth? You want the
TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
• I am 26 hours late for work. No time for Maggi.
11. • Who is this? ... ugly nose ... liver spot ... liver spot ... liver spot ... liver
spot ...
• Is it normal to see Mr.Burn's face on a bowling ball?
• I know what is going on here. They did it to Jesus. Now they are doing it
to me.
Marge : Are you comparing yourself to our Lord?
Homer : Only in bowling ability.
• Maggi, that was a perfect game. But you stepped a little over the line.
So, I am taking off 5 points. ( Maggi at 295 in bowling ).
• Kids are great, Appu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and
they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the
internet and all.
• Bart : Gee ... Sorry for being born.
Homer : I've been waiting for so long to hear that.
• Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that
was your best friend's face, you don't know what to do!
• FORGET IT MARGE! ITS CHINATOWN!
• Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
• Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
• I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I
wind up in this crazy old world.
• Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk.
• Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on
by that. Well, goodbye.
• sure, IN theeoory, in theory communism works ...
• When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.
• Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the
basement.
• Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!
• Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy ... free ...
• Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito?
• We are not criminals. We are just two crazy, mixed-up kids (con artists
Homer and Bart).
• Well ... GOD conned me out of 6500 bucks for car repairs.
12. • I told you I find them boring (little league games).
• We'll be stealing from people we KNOW.
• You've just won 10 million from the publishers clearing dealy.
• 60 cents!?! I could've made more money if I had gone to work.
• O.K. you can park my car, but remember, NO joy riding.
• Ooh! The magic is made of chimps.
• Get used to it honey. From now on, we'll be spelling everything with
letters.
• This place is a blast. All we have to do is bear two hours of excruciating
pain. Then it is all sun and surfing.
• You're not the only one that can abuse a non profit organization!
• Spine buster ... boring ... Oooh Kaleistromister!!!
• Flanders!?! That suit is a bit revealing, isn't it?
• Chesty Lerou ... Busty St.Claire ... Booby McBoob [Homer's suggestions
for a namechange for Marge].
• Nobody snuggles with Max Power ( name change ).
• Thank YOU for getting me out of work.
• Did somebody say 'Num Num'???
• Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
• I should have paid attention to the side effects. It's all in here.
• Now I prepare my soul for an eternity of fire and poking.
• I am doing a walk-on. It is a show business thing. ( after bowling fame ).
• I know someone holier than Jesus. ( Flanders ).
• You can't depend on me all your life. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
• The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a
man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from
you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the
same way you do. What else ...
• And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.
• What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that? I
can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller-skate and
smoke cigars?
• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe
dream.
• Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by
making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people
feel good about themselves.
13. • Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we
can't both win.
• You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week. ... I told you! My
baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
• Dear God, just give me one channel.
• Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England.
• Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single
fire.
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
• Bart : I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer : Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured
that out.
• Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts.
I'm not popular enough to be different.
• Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid
drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
• A job's a job. I mean, take me. If my plant pollutes the water and poisons
the town, by your logic, that would make me a criminal.
• Here's good news! According to this eye-catching article, SAT scores are
declining at a slower rate ... Hey, this is the only paper in America that's
not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
• Well, I know you love me, so you don't get squat. Hee hee hee. ( to
Bart ).
• Lisa : It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We
watch an appalling amount of TV.
Homer : Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
• Homer : Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even
though they say it's okay in the bible.
Lisa : Really? Where?
Homer : Uh ... Somewhere in the back.
• No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million
people better than you.
• Homer : Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing
he can't buy.
Marge : What's that?
Homer : [thinks] A dinosaur
• Homer : I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an
interest in your kooky projects.
Marge : What kooky projects?
14. Homer : You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole
Lamaze thing.
• I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal. You know why?
Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs, I take a
walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for
looooove.
• If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
• Homer : Marge, where's that ... metal deely ... you use to ... dig ... food...
Marge : You mean, a spoon?
Homer : Yeah, yeah!
• Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it
with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I
think this chair is the answer.
• Marge : Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my
God, because you just can't win.
Homer : There you go again, always taking someone else's side.
Flanders ... the water department ... God ...
• God : Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer : Uh, kind-of ... b-but ...
God : But what
Homer : I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why
should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God : [pause] Hmm ... You've got a point there.
• Bart : Dad, this money is from Montana Militia. This is not real money.
Homer : It will be soon.
• I will live to be 42. Oh, only 42 ?!? I won't even live to see my children
die.
• I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
• Yeah, that's true. But the guy I REALLY hate is YOUR father. [to a
psychiatrist].
• I am sane again . Look Marge! ... and I owe all this to ... THE SPRING
BREAK!
• Marge : Homer, you are going to kill us all.
Homer : Or DIE trying.
• That's fine. There are plenty of other states where we are welcome. [to
Florida officials after the alligator debacle].
• Arizona smells funny. [AZ and ND are the left-over states].
• I'll lucky if I could get just half-an-hour to get funky [Rocker Homer].
• Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool.
• People know your name. You don't know theirs. It's great [about being a
rocker].
15. • It's mor important to be with my family than being cool.
• Lisa : Wait a minute, rhinos don't come from eggs.
Homer : What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa : But ...
Homer : What did you just see, Lisa?
• Guide : This man here is more than 200 MILLION years old.
Homer : Pssst ... I got more bones than he has. If you're trying to
impress me, you failed.
Guide : It's not the bones ...
Homer : You failed to impress me.
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
• You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.
• Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
• Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
• Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
• How about 'Screw Flanders' ?
• But I was going to loot you a present.
• They took the foam off the market because they found out it was
poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you
deserve to die.
• Rev. Lovejoy : So Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no
judgment here.
Homer : The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the
football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Rev. Lovejoy : I cast thee out!
• Homer [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is
open at night? [aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying
pornography. [thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
• God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert!
• Marge : Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up
tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer : Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
• Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
• So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the
end.
• Homer : Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart : No thanks dad.
Homer : When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father
something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa : I'll play catch with you!
Homer : Go home.
16. • Marge we're gettin some drive-through then doin it twice.
• Ahh burn it, send it to hell!
• Yeah! He's a crazy nut! It's not about me being lazy! It's about him being
a crazy nut!
• Marge : It looks like there's going to be twice as much love in this house.
Homer : You mean we're going to start doing it in the morning?
• Give me some peace of mind or I'll mop the floor with you!
• My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I
promised to bogart her for life!
• We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours! Then I was slain by an
elf.
• Ive been muscled out of everything Ive ever done, including my
muscule-for-hire business.
• Lenny says that I'm a (laughs) get this ... (laughs) ... a little SLOW ...
(laughs, pauses) ... how come you're not laughing? Do you think I'm
slow?
• You jive turkey. See? You got to sass it. Quit jivin' me, turkey. You got
to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.
• You gave both dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!
• Marge : Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer : Batman?
Marge : No he's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : He's not Batman!
• Marge : Have you noticed something about Bart?
Homer : New glasses?
Marge : No. It seems like something could be troubling him.
Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge : I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be
afraid of smothering him.
Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge : That's not what I meant.
Homer : Admit it Marge, it was.
• Homer : Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad
people!
Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer : Err ... He sold poisoned milk to school children.
Marge : Homer!
Homer : Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them.
• Default! The two sweetest words in the English language.
17. • Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me! And maybe
the boy.
• Burns : And this must be ... (reading card) little Brat.
Bart : Bart.
Homer : Don’t correct the man, Brat.
• Kent : Well what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it’s been preventing?
Homer : Oh, Kent I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing
crimes.
Kent : (pause) Mmm, touché.
• Homer no function beer well without.
• Bart : We were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
Homer : He he. You don’t have a son.
• No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must
have been out taking a whizz.
• Take it easy Marge. How about if we dope you up real good? [Marge's
fear of flying].
• Marge that's twice - I think you're spending entirely too much time with
this woman.
• Homer : Here's your giraffe little girl.
Ralph : I'm a boy.
Homer : That's the spirit. Never give up.
• That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand
by and watch you feed a hungry dog! Go to your room.
• Marge : This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer : I dunno. The Internet? [Springfield snow].
• I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute.
• That's it! If I'm gonna be trapped inside the house I gotta go out and buy
some beer.
• Oh! it's 1 am. I better go home and spend some quality time the kids. [at
Moe's]
• ... lousy lovable dog ...
• FBI agent Scully : This is just a simple lie-detector test. I'll ask some
simple questions and you should answer with yes or no. Do you
understand?
Homer : Yes.
[ The machine blows up ].
• Homer : I am not going to sleep with a woman who thinks I am crazy ...
unless you are feeling amorous ...
Marge : No, I am not.
Homer : [angry] Okay then, good night.
18. • Bart : What if don't find anything?
Homer : Then we'll fake it and sell it to the Fox network.
Bart : They'll buy anything.
Homer : Now son, they also do a lot of quality shows ... ha ha ha ...
They kill me.
• Homer : No one believes me.
Bart : I believe you, dad.
Homer : Then can you stop the cats from swearing?
• Man1 : Is the alien carbon-based or silicon-based?
Homer : The second one ... xelaphone .
Man2 : Is the alien santa claus?
Homer : Yes.
Flanders : Where you on my roof yesterday night stealing my weather
meter?
Homer : This interview is OVER.
• You changed me too. I am not the same money-driven workaholic that I
once was. [nanny Sherry Bobbins].
• Homer : I'll have this sweet blood pudding.
Bart : The secret ingredient is blood.
Homer : Blood!?! Olakkkk ... instead I'll have this sweet brain and
kidney pie.
• Homer is not a communist.
My Homer may be a liar, a pig, an iditot, a communist, but he is
NOT a pornographer.
Absent-minded Abe Simpson
• I would rather let a 1000 guilty guys go free ... than chase after them.
Chief Wiggum