The document contains four short stories followed by reflective statements: 1) Three bald men at the beach have seagull droppings land on one man's head. Another man offers to get toilet paper from the hotel to help clean it off, but is called foolish since the bird will be gone by the time he returns. 2) A woman has a portrait painted showing her wearing expensive jewelry she does not own, hoping to confuse her husband's mistress when she inherits nothing after the woman's death. 3) A miserly widow tries to keep the cost of her husband's obituary down by adding "Good 1982 pick-up for sale" to the minimum words. 4) A