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HUMOR MATTERS 1, 2
1. * Dinner at Grandma’s house
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at
his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being
served, and when little Johnny received his plate, he started
eating right away.
"Johnny, wait until we pray," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we always pray
before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is
Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
# Reflecting … Are more and more children becoming
ill-mannered because of poor parenting?
* Rude Or Cheeky?
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in
months." Then she asked the class, "How should I correct
this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "Get yourself a
new boyfriend."
# Reflecting …One has to be very careful and mindful
of the words we utter for the words may hurt another
person’s feelings.
2. HUMOR MATTERS 2
Are we spending too much time in sedentary and
addictive activities like computer games, chit-
chatting in the Internet, watching TV and what-
nots?
Beware! A lack of exercise can be very
detrimental to our health.
The body grows and grows but the mind grows
little. It is dulled by being pre- occupied with
activities of little benefit
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Reflection
How much trouble and suffering have arisen
because of seeing what’s not there, hearing what
one wants to hear, and telling what’s not true.