The document provides tips on how to be a bad software developer, such as not thoroughly testing code for bugs before deployment, deploying on Fridays to avoid working weekends to fix issues, and not maintaining backups or only interacting with IT for monetary reasons rather than quality work. It also includes unorthodox coding practices like using random number generators in conditionals and redefining constants. The overall tone is tongue-in-cheek, offering absurd anti-patterns to humorously illustrate bad development practices to avoid.