uni work

1. How Techie Am I?
Lab 1

2. Normally at some point I would decide to get up out of
bed

3. And turn on the television

4. However because of the location of our house

5. We don’t get any signal,

6. Even with my signal boost aerial

7. So I will move to the laptop and use the Internet to use
skysports.com

8. to check who West Han are playing

9. Or if I missed it, what the score was

10. At this point I think it would be time use the ‘George
Foreman’ grill

11. To cook myself a bacon sandwich

12. Usually somebody will be playing the playstation

13. wii

14. Or N64

15. And probably needing an extra player.

16. So I grab the extra control and play GTA,

17. Mario Kart,

18. Or Goldeneye.

19. After a couple of hours of that it’s time to use the ATM

20. To get some cash

21. And buy some drinks or pies.

22. Today I’m going to say pies because I probably had
some coursework to do

23. On the way home, I’ll probably call a few friends with
my mobile phone

24. To see what’s happening tonight.

25. To be able to hear them, I would have to take my headphones
out of my ear or just turn off my MP3 player

26. After I get the low down, I’ll do my work

27. I’ll probably use some websites like youtube.com

28. Wikipedia.com

29. Or imdb.com for some research.

30. Whilst doing this, facebook.com will be on in the
background.

31. *finished work* couple of hours later

32. I will decide it’s time to start the night, so I’ll go to the
cold fridge open a beer

33. And get my pies, from earlier, out of the freezer.

34. The pies will then need to be cooked in the oven

35. Which will take some time;

36. so I’ll watch TV on the only TV that works.

37. (I might watch a DVD in my DVD player when I get
home)

38. And the rest is history