This document contains over 600 published headline examples from various sources covering many topics and industries. The headlines range from 3 to 50 words in length and use a variety of copywriting techniques to attract attention and convey essential information in a concise manner. They showcase the wide-ranging possibilities for compelling headline writing.

1. compiled by Robert D. Boduch
SAMPLE
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Over 600 Examples Of Published Headlines
Including Some Of The Best Headlines
Ever Written!
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Over 600 Samples Of Published Headlines Inside
Compiled by Robert D. Boduch
Copyright © 1999.-2003
The Ultimate Idea-Inducing, Creativity-Enhancing,
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How To MakeYour Stomach FlatAnd Hard In 30 Days!
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HowTo Remove Carpet Stains In 10 Minutes.
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AnnouncingTheChocolatePieDiet.
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Is KeepingYour Family SafeWorth 54 CentsADay?
NowYOU Can SkipAnyTrade ShowAnd Still GetAnArmload OfThe Best Exhibitor Hand-
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(nailattached)
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Jensen’sMollyBolts.(coffeeattached)
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You Could Use The FirstAsACheaper Substitute ForThe Second, But CouldYou Trust It?
(gumballandballbearingattached)
Your Computer May Be Protected From VIRUSES, but…AreYouAware Of Deadly Compu-
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What’sThat Little Box OnTheWall? It’sAPayroll System So SimpleYou DoAbsolutely
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MoreBeautifulThanEver!
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IfForYou,DietingIsJustAnotherThingThatImprovesYourAppetite,MaybeIt’sTimeYou
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YouWill Overpay ForYour Next Car…. UnlessYou Heed This Book ByAn Ex-Car Sales-
man.
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The IndependentWoman.
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What Four-Letter Word DoYou UseWhenYou Have ToWriteACheck ForYour High
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3 Little-Known SecretsTo Bring OutYour Natural Beauty.
How To MakeYour Stomach FlatAnd Hard In 30 Days.
How WouldYou SpendAn Extra $200,000 Starting Tomorrow?
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I’ve GotAMillion-Dollar Idea—NowWhat?
How ToTurnYour Ideas IntoAFortune
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HowAnUnemployedAutoworkerInventedARevolutionaryApproachToAdvertisingInHis
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I Know 97 Specific “Tricks”To CreatingAdsThat Reach OutAnd Suck Money Right Out Of
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ing!
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