Kim's 10 Year Review

1. Welcome to Your Annual Review
By: John Young
{Husband}

2. First things First…
 I just want to say, that even though we are not exactly
wealthy right now, and we don’t have any money to
spend on each other…
 I feel like the riche$t guy around and a lottery winner
for my once in a lifetime beautiful wifey!!!
 So Enjoy your Annual Review…

3. Anniversary Review Agenda:
 Some Special Notes…
 Love Quotient
 Sexy Factor
 Home-Making and General Domestification Results
 Appreciations and Affirmations
 Future Plans and Development Opportunities

4. Another Star
wishing the best for
you Kim…

5. I think Rick Flair says it
best when it comes to how
Kim – I feel about this day!!!
Happy 10th
Anniversary from
Rick Flair – devoted
gamecock fan.

6. Happee Annivershawee Kim!!
(even your retard sister and friend are in on this)
Tweedle Dee or… Tweedle Dumb or…
…Dumb …and Dumber

7. Love Quotient
Love Quotient is the cumulative metric of your love that you show me and
give to me unconditionally every day. Important to note that it seems to grow
year after year…keep up the great work!!
20 1999-2000
18 2000-2001
16
2001-2002
14
2002-2003
12
2003-2004
10
2004-2005
8
2005-2006
6
2006-2007
4
2007-2008
2
0 2008-2009
Love Factor

8. Sexy Factor…
Sexy Factor is a metric of my lust 1100% 1999
and attraction for you measured
1000%
year over year. 2000
900% 2001
So, you started at 100% Sexy Factor
800%
when we got married…which is
2002
good.
700% 2003
But – you’ve been able to multiply 600% 2004
your sexy factor over 10x in the last
500%
10 years and that’s just incredible
2005
Kim!
400% 2006
Great Job! I am happy to have your 300% 2007
sexy ass on my team! Every
200%
year, you double your sexy factor!
2008
100% 2009
Keep up the good work!
0%

9. Domesticification
Duties
Per Year Total of 3 Boys
In this category, I am only focusing on
9,308
10000
Bath’s and Diapers for the Boys…but, I
cannot believe how many times you’ve
probably done this, and I just want to
8000
say, that I appreciate how much you do
and I know raising 3 boys is not easy
and I recognize the amount of work
6000
you do with them. I know this is a
trivial part of it, but it’s staggering and
amazing to think you’ve changed over 3,103
4000
9000 diapers or 1500 baths
given…WOW!!!!!
1,551
2000
517
I am amazed by you and you never
complain and do it with love…which
0
makes me love you more.
Bath's Diapers

10. Patrick &
Mommy
I just like this picture a lot…cause it sums up
Bratton and Patrick’s relationship at times….
CHICKEN!!!!!!

11. Mommy – Happy Anniversary,
Love The Chicken (Tristan)

12. Hi Mommy! Happy Anniversary!

13. “What? I already said Happy Anniversary!!?
…..your mean!

14. The Future….
 I will continue to fall deeper in love with you every
day, month and year
 Our life together is better than I imagined it would be
 I am grateful you put up with me
 Your amazing! I know you will continue to be
 I Love You Always and Forever