Once upon a time, Goldilocks went for a walk in the forest and came upon a house where she found three bowls of porridge, chairs, and beds belonging to the three bears. She sampled each one, finding the first too hot/hard/big and the second too cold/soft/big, but liking the third just right. When the bears returned home, they discovered someone had been eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. They confronted Goldilocks, who woke up and fled into the forest in fear.