Gaurav introduces himself as a fresher from IIT Delhi. He describes himself as someone who causes fights between friends and aims to do nothing right. He brags about getting good grades but also admits to always being behind others. He is described as a class sleeper who mentors many on resumes and claims to be gorgeous. Though he says he is a teetotaller, he acts like Devdas when alcohol is around. He has a history of awkward encounters and failed attempts at relationships.

2. Woh Hai Gaurav
Baba….fresher
from IIT D
My name is Gaurav Anand aka Nandu
But my actions are more like a G***du
I am that bitch that makes friends fight
My life's aim is to do nothing right
I am the biggest ghissu to walk this earth
Because my brain cells are in dearth
I mug things even in the shower, nothing clad
But I am and will always be behind my Goel
dad

3. GRADE A GRADE A GRADE A GRADE A

4. GAURAV ANAND
 Room allotted – P 216, Lives in – K 413
 DML
 All Shortlists
 Awesome class sleeper
 Gorgeous (self-acclaimed)
 Person with resume mentored by maximum
PGP2s (~40)
 Person with maximum number of points in
resume (~41, placecom please check!)
 Very “Voilent”..Ends every sentence with –
“thappad maar dunga”

5. A Self Anointed Teetotaller
But turns into a Devdas when
the Chunnilal appears!

6. Once upon a time in QM-II
!
AISHI! You have Aishi who until then was
been deeply engrossed in a
continuously talking case with our hero……
right since the start
of the lecture - Its
so
DISTRACTING
………Gives her usual trademark smile!

7. Furious, Prof. RLM hits back
But then she
smiles again
………………..
& why not?
When you come
to
class, I want you
to
tell me what is
REDUCED COST!
Jab Gaurav
ho saath,
Toh darne
ki kya baat?

8. What he claims What he does
1.) Gifts a kitty to a girl
which is thrown back on
his face.
2.) Stays up all night to
help a girl to make her
presentation while she
sleeps.
3.) Waits for like 3 hours
doing nothing during
exams with the hope
that a girl would call him
if I m single its by
to study together
choice

9. Before IIMB After IIMB
In school:
A girl
proposes to
him, he
locks
himself in
the
bathroom At IIMB:
and He proposes to a girl,
demands to And the girl locks
call his herself in the
parents bathroom.
otherwise Demands her
he wouldn’t parents to be called…
come
out!!!!

10. Humara janmo ka rishta…

12. I am a pervert of the highest grade
I drool like a dog even on seeing a maid
I have tried many a times to date a girl
But everyone saw through me, gave me "the finger"
Thus, I am unique in so many ways, all bad
Guess, on my birth what had the Doctor said
"Aapke ghar aa gaya 1 bachcha naya,
Gaurav Anand tu to pura hi phod gaya"