PyramidConnectionsNew Narratives, New PeaksK2 Vista ProductionsFunny QuotesJaved Mohammed	k2film@live.com
Dumplings are most succulent when heading in the direction of the mouth." Grand Mufti of Shanghai Nasir Xheng Xiao Mohammed
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos
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