This document contains definitions for various words and short phrases. It also includes a few short sayings and quotes about smiling. The definitions provided are often humorous takes on the actual meanings of the words.

1. A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS

2. F L I R T INTENTIONALLY ATTRACT BUT SERIOUSLY UNINTENTIONAL

3. L A W Y E R SOMEONE WHO PREPARES A 10,000 WORD DOCUMENT AND CALLS IT A BRIEF

4. A B I L I T Y THE VIRTUE YOU ARE FORCED TO USE IF YOUR BOSS HAS NO DAUUGHTER

5. A C C R U E PEOPLE WHO WORK ON A SHIP

6. A C U T E A L C O H O L I C AN ATTRACTIVE DRUNK

7. A I R P O L L U T I O N M I S T D E M E A N O R

8. B A N K A PLACE THAT WILL LEND YOU MONEY IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU HAVE MONEY

9. D I A R Y A BOOK OF REVELATIONS MY S E C R E T S

10. A L O O F TOP OF A CHINESE HOUSE

11. C L E A V A G E SOMETHING YOU CAN BOTH APPROVE OF AND LOOK DOWN UPON A R O M A A WHISPER HEARD BY THE NOSE

12. A L I M O N Y THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING YOU GOT

13. B A N D – A I D A FUND TO HELP STRUGGLING MUSICIANS

14. D E N T I S T ONE WHO LIVES FROM HAND TO MOUTH

15. D E F A M E B E C O M I N G F A M O U S

16. C a s h - f l o w The movement your money makes as it disappears down the drain

17. C O M M U T E TO TRAVEL TO AND FROM WORK WITHOUT SPEAKING

18. A L G O R I T H M A TRENDY DANCE FOR MATHEMATICIANS

19. A smile is a frown turned upside down. A smile is painted on the face of a clown. A smile brightens a dreary day. A smile chases tears away. A Smile is the key to happiness. A smile is a gift that shows you care. A smile is priceless no matter where. A Smile Is a sure sign of success. kurt hearth May you be blessed and keep smiling music Music - and I love you so