This document contains a series of one-line definitions that play on words or meanings. Many of the definitions provide humorous alternative meanings for common words or phrases through clever use of ambiguity, double entendres, or other wordplay.

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2. C O M P R O M I S E THE ART OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE.

3. B A C H E L O R A MAN NOT MISS-TAKEN

4. E C H O THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP YOU GETTING THE LAST WORD

5. F A C E V A L U E WHY A PLASTIC SURGEON CHARGES FEES

6. F A D IN ONE ERA AND OUT THE OTHER

7. F A I L S A F E SAFE WITH A BROKEN LOCK

8. I DO THE RITE ANSWER

9. W A T C H M A K E R SOMEONE WHO WORKS OVERTIME

10. X – R A Y THE INSIDE STORY

11. A R C H A E O L O G I S T A MAN WHOSE CAREER LIES IN RUINS

12. B R O A D B A N D AN ALL GIRL MUSICAL GROUP

13. G O L D D I G G E R A SWEET LADY WITH THE GIFT OF THE GRAB

14. A C C L A I M SOMETHING A GOOD INSURANCE AGENT KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE

15. BATHING SUIT A FEMALE GARMENT CUT TO SEE LEVEL

16. Did you smile today - may you be blessed