This document contains definitions for various words and terms that are intentionally incorrect or nonsensical. It begins with the title "PRESENTATION FROM DENIS MUSIC - HENRY MANCINI EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU" and includes made-up definitions such as "cardiologist - the study of poker playing" and "cosmetics - means to prevent men from reading between the lines". It concludes with the lyrics "AND KEEP SMILING MUSIC – HENRY MANCINI EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU DENIS Just smile".

1. PRESENTATION FROM DENIS MUSIC - HENRY MANCINI EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU

2. A U T H O R THE WRITE PERSON

3. E D I T O R ONE WHO SPENDS ONE’S TIME RIGHTING

4. C A R N A T I O N A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYBODY HAS A CAR

5. C A R D I O L O G I S T THE STUDY OF POKER PLAYING

6. C O N S T I P A T I O N TO HAVE AND TO HOLD

7. C R E D I T C A R D A WAY TO INCREASE ONE’S YEARNING

8. D I L A T E L I V E L O N G

9. F A S T F O O D E A T A N D R U N

10. C H I N E S E C H E C K E R S THE STAFF AT A CHINATOWN SUPERMARKET

11. C O S M E T I C S MEANS TO PREVENT MEN FROM READING BETWEEN THE LINES

12. E G O SMALL WORD WITH BIG SELF ESTEEM

13. D I A M O N D A WOMAN’S IDEA OF A STEPPING STONE TO SUCCESS

14. D O C T O R A LUCKY FELLOW WHO IS PRIVILEGED TO UNDRESS WOMEN WITHOUT GETTING HIS FACE SLAPPED

15. C O P Y R I G H T STEALING THE RIGHT STUFF

16. F L I R T A T I O N ATTRACTION WITHOUT INTENTION

17. B I K I N I P U B L I C W A I S T

18. I N H E R I T A N C E WILL - GOTTEN GAINS

19. I D I O T ONE WHO STUDIES ALL NIGHT FOR A BLOOD TEST

20. AND KEEP SMILING MUSIC – HENRY MANCINI EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU DENIS Just smile A smile never cost a dime a smile is not a crime Every smile has a rhyme A smile might take awhile smile might be a life style might even smile walking down a grocery aisle just remember a smile comes from deep inside so i think everyone should be a smile guide. meghan andrews