fr actur ed fair y tales




                          by Joseph Desgravise
 Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away there was a king who wanted
desert and his royal chef said he would make him the best gingerbread man
that there ever would or will be!

   "it better be good," said the king.

   A half hour later the gingerbread man was ready.

  the gingerbread knight was born..............................

  ...He sprung from the oven with a shout,"I WON'T go back in there I'll put up
a fight you can't make me I'm the gingerbread knight.=)"
   he ran through the kingdom until he found the knight,
  "your metal boot is untied," he said giggling to himself.
   the knight looked down and the gingerbread knight jumped on his head
making him scream.
  "i won't jump off, I'll put up a fight, you cant make me I'm the gingerbread
knight !D"
  the squire heard all the screaming and rushed in to see what was going on
and the gingerbread knight took that as his ticket to leave
  so he rand till he met the hound who caught the scent of food and ate the
gingerbread knight.




  in the hounds stomach he met all his old food friends: the frosting king and
queen, the pancake prince and princes, and the cookie squire, and the cake
castle... and now the gingerbread knight.



and they lived happily ever after




                                            THE
END

Fractured fairy tales

  • 1.
    fr actur edfair y tales by Joseph Desgravise Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away there was a king who wanted desert and his royal chef said he would make him the best gingerbread man that there ever would or will be! "it better be good," said the king. A half hour later the gingerbread man was ready. the gingerbread knight was born.............................. ...He sprung from the oven with a shout,"I WON'T go back in there I'll put up a fight you can't make me I'm the gingerbread knight.=)" he ran through the kingdom until he found the knight, "your metal boot is untied," he said giggling to himself. the knight looked down and the gingerbread knight jumped on his head making him scream. "i won't jump off, I'll put up a fight, you cant make me I'm the gingerbread knight !D" the squire heard all the screaming and rushed in to see what was going on and the gingerbread knight took that as his ticket to leave so he rand till he met the hound who caught the scent of food and ate the gingerbread knight. in the hounds stomach he met all his old food friends: the frosting king and queen, the pancake prince and princes, and the cookie squire, and the cake
  • 2.
    castle... and nowthe gingerbread knight. and they lived happily ever after THE END