A plane was about to crash with 5 passengers and only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Ronaldo, claimed to be the best soccer player and took the first parachute. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said she was important and took the second parachute. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said he was the smartest president and took the third parachute, which was actually a child's backpack. The fourth passenger, a priest, offered the last parachute to the boy but the boy said Bush had taken his backpack instead.