1 SCENE 1 1
Scene opens with Project 30 lying on the operating table,
being operated on by intern surgeons who do not know what
they are doing. Project 30 is not under anaesthesia.
However, he is bored and therefore very tired. The doctors
are amazed with his body but are very visibly nervous by
their shaking hands and voices.
GOD SHOT OVER THE OPERATING TABLE NEVER SHOWING MORE OF
THE DOCTORS THAN THEIR ARMS BUT ALWAYS SHOWING PROJECT 30
INTERN DOCTOR 1
Err... I think you should pass me
the scalpel.
TEACHER DOCTOR
(Angrily)
NO! Clamp the Artery, you fool!
INTERN DOCTOR 2
Sir...
GOD SHOT VERY SLOWLY PANNING TOWARDS PROJECT 30’S BORED
FACE
TEACHER DOCTOR
(Continues ranting and
belittling Intern doctor 1
whilst Intern Doctor 2 tries
to get his attention)
You are an absolutely useless
tool for the government, what are
you if you cannot be used for the
greater good.Nothing! You are
nothing!
INTERN DOCTOR 2
(Shouting)
SIR! Project 30 is bleeding to
death.
PROJECT 30
(Nonchalant)
Can someone fix that please? No
rush I really don’t mind
(hearty laugh)
INTERN DOCTOR 1
(Horrified screaming)
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GOD SHOT IS VERY CLOSE UP TO PROJECT 30’S FACE AS HIS OWN
BLOOD SPLATTERS ON HIS FACE, HE STOPS LAUGHING AND HE DIES
>TITLE SEQUENCE STARTS
2.
2 SCENE 2 2
Project 30 is cold, pale faced and dead on the operating
table. He is no longer covered in his blood.
GOD SHOT/CLOSE UP
Moe walks into the room, doing his cleaning duty around
the facility. He is sweeping up when he notices Project
30’s fingers twitching. Shocked Project 30 is still alive
he tries to wake him up by pouring a bucket of water on
him. Project 30 wakes up, not at all startled or surprised
by his sudden return to life.
PROJECT 30
Thanks, mate, I needed that
MEDIUM SHOT/FRAMED IN RULE OF THIRDS FOR BOTH CHARACTERS
MOE
(Shocked and speechless)
How? Did.. you..
PROJECT 30
I don’t know but I’m used to it
by now. They cut me up, i
die,they do it again when their
ready, blah, blah.
MOE
Whose they? And don’t you want it
to stop?
PROJECT 30
The government i think. And yeah
but I’m too lazy to try and
escape.
MOE
Well I’m not too lazy too help.
Lets go.
TWO SHOT/ CLOSE UP SHOWING INTERACTION
PROJECT 30
(like a whiny baby)
Why? I don’t wanna!
MOE
(Gives him a look like a
disapproving parent)
PROJECT 30
(Gives up)
Fine, just let me get a drink.
(Reaches for bottle on table
and gulps it down)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
MOE
(Not surprised at Project
30’s stupidity)
That was Acid, you idiot
PROJECT 30
(As if he’s tired of his own
stupidity)
Fuck!
(Dies)
>CUT TO BLACK/TIME SKIP
3 SCENE 3 3
Project 30 and Moe are now escaping. Moe is still holding
a broom. Running full paced down corridors, being chased
by masked henchmen of the illusive enemy.
TWO SHOT/MEDIUM SHOT/EYE LEVEL
PROJECT 30
(breathing heavily)
I think we lost them
Two hence men step into frame and Project 30 freaks out
and runs away, whereas Moe picks up his broom and point it
towards the enemy as if it where a gun. The henchmen are
confused then start laughing. Moe realises its not a gun.
He reaches behind his back and pulls out a real gun.
TWO SHOT/SLOW PAN LEFT AND DOWNWARDS TO SHOW MOE IS NOW IN
POWER.
The two hence men run away. But Moe has lost sight of
Project 30.
MOE
(Obviously worried)
Project 30! Project 30!
PROJECT 30
(Sounding defeated)
I’m here
Moe walks down corridor slowly. And arrives at a small
room where Project 30 being is surrounded.
MOE
Shit!
(Puts his hands up in
surrender)
Project 30 pulls the name plate off the door as he is
dragged away. Moe is dragged away too and sees the name
plate says Project 30 but it is scratched away to say
’BO’.
4.
4 SCENE 4 4
They arrive at darkly lit building. They go inside a low
lit room. Hence men are standing in a v shape around a
main person. A blue light snaps on revealing the villain.
MOE
(Confused and given up)
What is this? I’m the cleaning
guy why am in this situation?
PAN TO PROJECT 30
PROJECT 30
Well, whose idea was it to
escape. I just wanted to sleep.
Punish him!
MOE
(Tired of it)
Goddammit!
CYNTHIA
SHUT UP BOYS! You listen to me
now!
PROJECT 30
(Laughing hysterically)
IT’S A WOMEN
MOE
(Apologetic)
I apologise in advance.
(Stand up and breaks ties
around his wrists)
But I have to BLOW YOUR ASS UP!
Moe gets up and an action scene begins. He punches one
henchmen in the face and takes his gun back. Then he
starts shooting at the other hence men. A bullet
accidentally hits Project 30 in the head as he is still
laughing hysterically.
PROJECT 30
(Angry and annoyed)
OW! Watch where you shoot you
fucking idiot!
MOE
Sorry,Bo!
(Still shooting)
PROJECT 30 (BO)
Bo!? You called me Bo!
(Visibly happy)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
Project 30/Bo happy by the fact that Moe called him Bo
decides to not be lazy and help Moe fight. He runs towards
a fallen henchmen and picks up his grenade.
PROJECT 30 (BO)
Run Moe! I’m going to help
MOE
No I already beat them al-
PROJECT 30 (BO)
(Doesn’t listen to Moe and
pulls pin of grenade)
Moe runs away from explosion as fast as he can.
>CUT TO BLACK
5 SCENE 5 5
Moe stands in front of a rubble building. Looking sad,
calling for Bo. He is in denial and wont believe that Bo
is not going to come back this time.
MOE
(laughing)
Come on Bo! You can come out now!
Silence. Moe starts freaking out.
MOE
Stop this you fucking idiot! I
mean a grenade! Really! How
convenient!
Bo comes out from behind some rubble and scares Moe.
PROJECT 30 (BO)
Hey-
MOE
(Makes a dumb sound because
he’s scared)
Agehhh!
(Turns round and shoots)
PROJECT 30 (BO)
(Annoyed)
Oh come on!
>END

First draft script

  • 1.
    1 SCENE 11 Scene opens with Project 30 lying on the operating table, being operated on by intern surgeons who do not know what they are doing. Project 30 is not under anaesthesia. However, he is bored and therefore very tired. The doctors are amazed with his body but are very visibly nervous by their shaking hands and voices. GOD SHOT OVER THE OPERATING TABLE NEVER SHOWING MORE OF THE DOCTORS THAN THEIR ARMS BUT ALWAYS SHOWING PROJECT 30 INTERN DOCTOR 1 Err... I think you should pass me the scalpel. TEACHER DOCTOR (Angrily) NO! Clamp the Artery, you fool! INTERN DOCTOR 2 Sir... GOD SHOT VERY SLOWLY PANNING TOWARDS PROJECT 30’S BORED FACE TEACHER DOCTOR (Continues ranting and belittling Intern doctor 1 whilst Intern Doctor 2 tries to get his attention) You are an absolutely useless tool for the government, what are you if you cannot be used for the greater good.Nothing! You are nothing! INTERN DOCTOR 2 (Shouting) SIR! Project 30 is bleeding to death. PROJECT 30 (Nonchalant) Can someone fix that please? No rush I really don’t mind (hearty laugh) INTERN DOCTOR 1 (Horrified screaming) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOD SHOT IS VERY CLOSE UP TO PROJECT 30’S FACE AS HIS OWN BLOOD SPLATTERS ON HIS FACE, HE STOPS LAUGHING AND HE DIES >TITLE SEQUENCE STARTS
  • 2.
    2. 2 SCENE 22 Project 30 is cold, pale faced and dead on the operating table. He is no longer covered in his blood. GOD SHOT/CLOSE UP Moe walks into the room, doing his cleaning duty around the facility. He is sweeping up when he notices Project 30’s fingers twitching. Shocked Project 30 is still alive he tries to wake him up by pouring a bucket of water on him. Project 30 wakes up, not at all startled or surprised by his sudden return to life. PROJECT 30 Thanks, mate, I needed that MEDIUM SHOT/FRAMED IN RULE OF THIRDS FOR BOTH CHARACTERS MOE (Shocked and speechless) How? Did.. you.. PROJECT 30 I don’t know but I’m used to it by now. They cut me up, i die,they do it again when their ready, blah, blah. MOE Whose they? And don’t you want it to stop? PROJECT 30 The government i think. And yeah but I’m too lazy to try and escape. MOE Well I’m not too lazy too help. Lets go. TWO SHOT/ CLOSE UP SHOWING INTERACTION PROJECT 30 (like a whiny baby) Why? I don’t wanna! MOE (Gives him a look like a disapproving parent) PROJECT 30 (Gives up) Fine, just let me get a drink. (Reaches for bottle on table and gulps it down) (CONTINUED)
  • 3.
    CONTINUED: 3. MOE (Not surprisedat Project 30’s stupidity) That was Acid, you idiot PROJECT 30 (As if he’s tired of his own stupidity) Fuck! (Dies) >CUT TO BLACK/TIME SKIP 3 SCENE 3 3 Project 30 and Moe are now escaping. Moe is still holding a broom. Running full paced down corridors, being chased by masked henchmen of the illusive enemy. TWO SHOT/MEDIUM SHOT/EYE LEVEL PROJECT 30 (breathing heavily) I think we lost them Two hence men step into frame and Project 30 freaks out and runs away, whereas Moe picks up his broom and point it towards the enemy as if it where a gun. The henchmen are confused then start laughing. Moe realises its not a gun. He reaches behind his back and pulls out a real gun. TWO SHOT/SLOW PAN LEFT AND DOWNWARDS TO SHOW MOE IS NOW IN POWER. The two hence men run away. But Moe has lost sight of Project 30. MOE (Obviously worried) Project 30! Project 30! PROJECT 30 (Sounding defeated) I’m here Moe walks down corridor slowly. And arrives at a small room where Project 30 being is surrounded. MOE Shit! (Puts his hands up in surrender) Project 30 pulls the name plate off the door as he is dragged away. Moe is dragged away too and sees the name plate says Project 30 but it is scratched away to say ’BO’.
  • 4.
    4. 4 SCENE 44 They arrive at darkly lit building. They go inside a low lit room. Hence men are standing in a v shape around a main person. A blue light snaps on revealing the villain. MOE (Confused and given up) What is this? I’m the cleaning guy why am in this situation? PAN TO PROJECT 30 PROJECT 30 Well, whose idea was it to escape. I just wanted to sleep. Punish him! MOE (Tired of it) Goddammit! CYNTHIA SHUT UP BOYS! You listen to me now! PROJECT 30 (Laughing hysterically) IT’S A WOMEN MOE (Apologetic) I apologise in advance. (Stand up and breaks ties around his wrists) But I have to BLOW YOUR ASS UP! Moe gets up and an action scene begins. He punches one henchmen in the face and takes his gun back. Then he starts shooting at the other hence men. A bullet accidentally hits Project 30 in the head as he is still laughing hysterically. PROJECT 30 (Angry and annoyed) OW! Watch where you shoot you fucking idiot! MOE Sorry,Bo! (Still shooting) PROJECT 30 (BO) Bo!? You called me Bo! (Visibly happy) (CONTINUED)
  • 5.
    CONTINUED: 5. Project 30/Bohappy by the fact that Moe called him Bo decides to not be lazy and help Moe fight. He runs towards a fallen henchmen and picks up his grenade. PROJECT 30 (BO) Run Moe! I’m going to help MOE No I already beat them al- PROJECT 30 (BO) (Doesn’t listen to Moe and pulls pin of grenade) Moe runs away from explosion as fast as he can. >CUT TO BLACK 5 SCENE 5 5 Moe stands in front of a rubble building. Looking sad, calling for Bo. He is in denial and wont believe that Bo is not going to come back this time. MOE (laughing) Come on Bo! You can come out now! Silence. Moe starts freaking out. MOE Stop this you fucking idiot! I mean a grenade! Really! How convenient! Bo comes out from behind some rubble and scares Moe. PROJECT 30 (BO) Hey- MOE (Makes a dumb sound because he’s scared) Agehhh! (Turns round and shoots) PROJECT 30 (BO) (Annoyed) Oh come on! >END