The document outlines the to-do list and not-to-do list for a new employee's first day, including signing in, meeting with their boss and coworkers, and attending orientation. It also provides reasons for choosing a job such as salary, work atmosphere, the type of work itself, and it being better than unemployment. In conclusion, it wishes the new employee good luck on their first day.

2. TO DO LIST.
•
Sing in at the lobby
•
Meet your boss.
•
Get equipment from the warehouse
•
Meet everybody else
•
Go to work orientation.

3. THE ”NOT TO DO LIST”
•
Call sick on first day.
•
Go to work while under the influence of cocaine.
•
Or any other type of narcotics for that matter.
•
Start a global nuclear war
•
Get abducted by aliens.
•
If you already did all above at least don’t wear a print shirt

4. MOTIVATION
Reasons for choosing a job.
Salary
Atmosphere
the work it self
Better than no job

6. IN CONCLUSION
• Good luck on your first day
• A cow