Humpty Dumpty was found dead after falling off a wall in Eggsville. As the town's best wall balancer, the detective thought it suspicious and concluded he was pushed. After investigating the crime scene and interviewing witnesses, security footage revealed Jack pointing a gun at Humpty on the roof. Jack then shot the wall, causing it to shake and Humpty to fall to his death. Fingerprint evidence on the gun and Humpty's shell confirmed Jack committed the crime, likely because he liked eggs and may have gone crazy after falling and breaking his crown. Jack received 1000 hours community service and life in prison for Humpty Dumpty's murder.

1. Tragedy In
Eggsville
By Emerson.

2. When I heard that Humpty
Dumpty of Eggsville died, I
rushed to the scene of the death
immediately. I found out he had
fallen of a wall. I thought it was
suspicious he had fallen as he is
known as the best wall balancer
in the whole of Eggsville. I told
the king this and we concluded
he was pushed of the wall. The
only question was......who did it?

3. When I got to the scene of the death,
I took yolk samples, looked for finger
prints and looked at the wall. I saw
holes in the wall. Bullets most likely! I
then spoke to the king's horses,
king's men, Humpty's friends,
acquaintances and enemies. One of
his enemies called Jack (relative of
Jill) looked suspicious and wouldn't
look me in the eye so, so far I think it
was him. Then I had a brainwave to
check the banks security tape, and
this is what it revealed...

4. It looked like a muscular man,
who looked like Jack,pointed
a gun at Humpty while he
was on the roof. Then,
Humpty jumped on the wall
and landed safely. Jack then
shot the wall and it shook and
Humpty fell down. I showed
the police and they still did
not arrest Jack, so here's
what I did next.......

5. I looked at Jack's house and he had
many chickens so I guessed he liked
eggs. Hmmm. I took a finger print
sample and it seemed his finger prints
were on a gun and Humpty Dumpty's
shell so he must have tried to steal
Humpty to try cook him. He might have
also gone crazy because recently Jack
fell down a hill and broke his crown and
possibly hit his head. He got 1000 hours
community service and life in prison for
this treacherous crime.

6. The end!!