script for duck ventures

1. DuckVentures
Written By
adam Duffield

2. 1
EXT. A GRASSY HILL, DAY
John enters.
JOHN
Hello there everyone! Im john.
Welcome to our house! We all live
together right here on our farm!
How cool is that!? Let me show you
to some of my family!
Tommy enters and stands behind john
JOHN
Hey look! Tommy's here! Say hello
tommy! Im showing a few people
around our home!
TOMMY
Oh, hey everyone! Im tommy! I
really like jumping around but i
sometimes get in trouble...but that
doesn't stop me!
JOHN
Thanks little timmy!
TOMMY
It's...it's tommy!
JOHN
Oh course it is timmy!
Tommy runs back off crying. Billy enters and stands behind
john
JOHN (CONT'D)
This is my son, Jimmy! He loves to
run and play just like every other
boy! Pay no attention to his little
wing.
BILLY
Um, dad?
JOHN
Yes jimmy? :D
BILLY
My...my name's billy.
JOHN
Go to your room, jimmy.

3. 2
BILLY
But...but dad!
JOHN
I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM, JIMMY.
Billy runs off crying and paul appears
PAUL
John, can we talk for a second?
JOHN
Sure paul!
John leans into the camera
JOHN
Paul's my brother!
Paul and john walk together into the house
INT. THE DUCK HOUSE DAY
PAUL
John. We've been meaning to talk to
you. We have no idea who you are,
or what you want here. You're
scaring my family and we're gonna
have to ask you to leave.
John pulls a gun out from under his hat or something and
points it at paul
JOHN
OH YEAH! IT'S EASY TO PICK ON THE
ODD ONE OUT ISN'T IT, BROTHER?
PAUL
WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
JOHN
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW DON'T
YOU THINK?
John pulls the trigger and blasts pauls brains onto the
walls, the kids run downstairs as john points the gun at his
own head and kills himself
BILLY
Boy...that guy was QUACKERS!!!!

4. 3
The screen fades to black and police sirens ring in the
background.