Two drunk married women stopped their car to pee in a cemetery late at night. The first woman dried herself with her panties and threw them away. The second woman used a ribbon from a flower wreath on a tombstone inside her panties so they wouldn't get wet. The next day, one husband found his wife came home drunk without panties and ended the marriage. The other husband's wife came home drunk with a ribbon stuck in her butt that was inscribed with the names of people from a faculty team, so he beat her.

1. Drunk Girlfriends

2. Two married girlfriends, totally wasted after a night on the town, felt an irresistable urge to pee.

3. Scared and drunk and without much choice, they stopped the car and decided to go pee inside a cemitery.

4. The first one went, got relief, and only then remembered she had nothing to dry herself off with. She took her panties, dried herself with it and threw it away.

5. The second to go, having nothing to dry herself off with either, thought: “I’m not gonna throw away these expensive and pretty panties!”

6. So, she took a ribbon from a flower wreath that was laying on top of a tombstone next to her, and put it inside her panties, so they wouldn’t get wet.

7. Next day one of the husbands phones the other and says:

9. - That’s nothing, my wife got home late, drunk and with a ribbon stuck up her ass, with the inscription: “In loving memory – we’ll never forget you. Joseph, Moses, Andrew and the whole faculty team”.

10. - I beat the crap out of her.