1. A three month old burger and a naughty burglar
Were down the back of the chair.
An old cuckoo clock and a cardboard box
Were down the back of the chair.
Some change, a chip, and a counter tip
A cream chihuahua with a broken hip
A three legged mouse in a battleship
down the back of the chair.
My Uncle Danny and a woolley scarf from Granny
Were down the back of the chair
A clock stuck at nine and a bottle of wine
Were down the back of the chair
A duck, a dog, a dagger, a door
With no luck, we were poor
I can't take it anymore
Down the back of the chair.
A ponging top and a rusty mop
We're down the back of the chair
A growling lion and my best mate Brian
Were down the back of the chair.
A t-shirt, a cup of tea, a tie
I think this is a rotten pie
With this terrifying smell, my nostrils will die
Down the back of the chair.