Gramma enjoys celebrating Christmas by wearing dungarees and being the first in line to cut and enjoy the Christmas cheese, which produces such a strong smell that it clears rooms and sets off smoke alarms, much to the dismay of others enjoying the holidays.

1. SLEIGH BELLS RINGIN’,IT’S SANTA ON HIS WAY.CAROLERS SINGIN’,IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS DAY.

2. GRAMMA’S SWINGIN’,SHE FLAUNTS HER DUNGAREES.THEN SHE’S FIRST IN LINE TO HAVE SOME WINEAND CUT THE CHRISTMAS CHEESE.

3. GRAMMA’S FIRST IN THE LINE TOCUT THE CHRISTMAS CHEESE,OH, YES, SHE’S FIRST IN LINE AGAIN.

4. GRAMMA DOES EXACTLY AS SHE PLEASES,SHE CAN CUT THE CHEESE LIKE MEN.

5. SHE CAN CLEAR A ROOM OF EX-MARINES, SHE BRINGS A SAILOR TO HIS KNEES.

6. PEOPLE GAG AND COUGH AND SOON THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFFWHEN GRAMMA CUTS THE CHRISTMAS CHEESE.

7. THE END.