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A woman driving in her car shouted "donkey" at a man driving in the opposite direction, and he quickly responded by shouting "bitch" back at her as they passed. The man was satisfied with his reaction but crashed around the first curve, demonstrating that men often do not understand what women are trying to communicate.
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Donkey
- 1. A woman is driving in her car on a road.
- 2. A man is driving in his car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.
- 3. When they pass each other, the woman opens her window and shouts to the man: DONKEY! The man immediately responds: BITCH!
- 4. Both continue their separate ways, the man being very satisfied with his quick and bitchy reaction. And just as he reaches the first curve in the road …
- 6. Moral: “ Men never really understand what women are trying to say to them."