When people see you lying down, with
your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you
sleeping?
No! I'm training to die!
Imagine when you take an electronic
equipment to a technician to get it
fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to
be fixed?
No, it got bored of staying
home alone so I brought It
       over for a ride.
When It's raining and someone
notices you going out, they ask: -
Are you going out in this rain?
No, in the next one.
When you wake up, then
comes an idiot asking you: -
You Awake?
No. I'm sleep walking!
Your friend calls your home
phone:- Where are you?
At the bus stop!
They see you wet coming
from the bathroom:- Did
you just have a bath?
No, I fell in the
 toilet bowl!
You are standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground floor and they
ask:- Going up?
No, no, I am waiting for my
apartment to come down and get me.
• AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from
  'Agricultural Marketing'.
• FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two
  Weeks).

• POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

• MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

• BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means
  everybody.

• DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing
  room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later
  the prefix 'with' was dropped..
• NEWS refers to information from Four
  directionsN, E, W, and S.

• QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long
  back a long row of people as waiting to see the
  Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's
  Quest..

• JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey
  for a day' during each Day's business.
• TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In
  olden days to get Prompt service from servants
  in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box
  on which was written 'To Insure Prompt
  Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

• JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It
  was invented during World War II (1939-1945).
  It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle
  (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

• The most common name in the world is
  Mohammed..
• The name of all the continents end
  with the same letter that they start
  with Asia, America, Australia,
  Europe

• The strongest muscle in the body is
  the TONGUE.

• TYPEWRITER is the longest word
  that can be made using the letters
  only on one row of the keyboard.
Stupid questions

Stupid questions

  • 2.
    When people seeyou lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
  • 3.
  • 4.
    Imagine when youtake an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
  • 5.
    No, it gotbored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
  • 6.
    When It's rainingand someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
  • 7.
    No, in thenext one.
  • 8.
    When you wakeup, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
  • 9.
    No. I'm sleepwalking!
  • 10.
    Your friend callsyour home phone:- Where are you?
  • 11.
  • 12.
    They see youwet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
  • 13.
    No, I fellin the toilet bowl!
  • 14.
    You are standingright in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
  • 15.
    No, no, Iam waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
  • 16.
    • AG-MARK, whichsome products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'. • FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks). • POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened. • MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'. • BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody. • DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..
  • 17.
    • NEWS refersto information from Four directionsN, E, W, and S. • QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest.. • JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.
  • 18.
    • TIPS comefrom 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips. • JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later. • The most common name in the world is Mohammed..
  • 19.
    • The nameof all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe • The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. • TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.