The summary is in 3 sentences: The document is about a man named Doley who has little hair and wishes he had more so he could be as attractive as Salman. It describes Doley's party lifestyle from Monday to Sunday, where he goes out on Saturdays and Sundays since those days are for guys. The document ends with Doley trying to meet and find his true love over the weekend and inviting someone to "hit his bump" at midnight on a base.