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The document argues that conducting business without advertising is like winking at someone in the dark - you know what you are doing but no one else does. It suggests that advertising is necessary for others to be aware of your business and what it offers. In just 3 short sentences and without any other context, the document conveys that advertising plays an important role in promoting visibility and awareness of a business to potential customers.
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