The first chapter of the critically ignored Daze Of Our Legacy, in which the founder, Teal Daze, starts a college education and proves that it's a waste of money.

1. Hey all and welcome to my
new legacy. In case you
forgot/never knew, I am
Alice, an aspiring
designer/writer with severe
emotional issues, who lives
in rainy old England. My
attention span is similar to
that of my little brother with
ADHD, only I don’t have
that as an excuse. Basically,
my computer go boom, and
lots of stuff went south from
there. So, all my old stories
and stuff will prolly not be
continued. But that is life,
really, so it’s no big woop.
This legacy has a theme, or,
rather, multiple themes.
Every generation will have a
different theme, the theme’s
being alphabetical. For
example, A is for Alternative
Rock, P is for Pirates and V
is for Victorian England.
Other than that, it’s just your
regular legacy, I guess.
So, to the founder?

2. Enjoying the sun?
‘That’s about all I’m
enjoying about this
situation.’
Aww, you love it really. I’m
even going through playing
you through college, just to
be nice.
‘I guess.’
Darn tooting. Readers, this
here is Teal Daze. Teal is my
favourite colour and Teal
Daze sounded like a paint
colour. She was named
before I chose the name of
this legacy, in case you were
wondering if she was the
chicken or the egg.

3. Teal? Where are you going?
‘Huh? Oh, you were boring
me so I decided to check out
the dorm.’
It says in your queue that
you’re going to spy on your
unsuspecting neighbours
using the telescope.
‘Potato, potato.’
Uhuh. So, stats?

4. Name : Teal Daze
Aspiration : Romance
Secondary Aspiration :
Pleasure
LTW : Become A Rock God
Turn Ons :
Witchcraft/Vampirism
Turn Off : Cologne
Personality : Leo
Hobby : Music & Dance
Anything to add, Teal?
‘Well, my red hair does give
my magical powers.’
Really?
‘Yes.’
Well, I have red hair too…
‘No, you have copper hair that
you dye black and purple. Not
the same.’
So my daddy has magical
powers?
Weird.

5. Here we find Teal
undertaking the boring task
of choosing a major.
‘Well, I want to be a Rock
God when I get big-’
Aiming low I see. You really
think that you’re as good as
the likes of Alice Cooper,
Steven Tyler and that guy
from that band?
‘Sure thing.’
Righto. And people claim
that my ego is
uncontrollable. Is that really
fair?
‘Yes.’
Oh, who asked you?

6. Teal approaches the first
loser to cross her path, and it
happens to be Mr Blue Skies,
aka Cale Inada.
‘He looks like his face was
squashed into a wall.’
Indeed he does. So I’m
guessing that Cale is not
your Mr Right.
‘What? I can only have one?’
Ah, a woman after my own
heart. I like her.

7. ‘So, any chance of a date?’
*crickets chirp*
Oh, Cale. I guess that an
understanding “standards” is
yet to entire his narrow little
world of Mr Ugly contests
and excessive hair dying.

8. ‘How about I let the llama
sing you the answer?’
‘Not in a thousand years.
Would Teal go with you.
The epitome of all her fears,
Dating you would make Teal
blue.
VO GERBITS!!!’

9. You sure do know how to
turn heads, Teal.
‘I know! I’m like some kind
of dormie celebrity.’
‘Umm…no. You just forgot
to do up the zip on your
jeans.’
Ha ha ha ha!
‘Shut up Alice and Llama!’
Oh, Teal. You are good
comedy value, I’ll give you
that.

10. ‘Trust me. Do I look like I’d
ever steer you wrong?’
Oh, now there’s a question.
‘Ignore the disembodied
voice. She doesn’t know
anything. So, just a trim
then?’

11. To give credit where credit’s
due, Teal is not utterly awful
at de-fuglifying dormies.
‘I look just like Cher now!’
Not even Cher looks like
Cher anymore. *eye roll*
But Lainey does look better
now, doesn’t she?
‘She does. I can date her
now?’
Give me time, Teal, and you
will date everyone on
campus.

12. Not even the local wildlife
are safe from Teal’s “magic”
powers.
‘Kitty feel funny.’
Kitty look funny too. Yes,
her name is Kitty and she
looks like a baboon’s
backside. Maxis, you are
cruel, cruel people.

13. ‘So, how about a trumpet
gag followed by a semi-
successful date?’
‘Kitty like Teal.’
Oh, Teal. Even Romance
sims can have standards, you
know. I mean, my simself
dates only the crème of the
crop…and Goopy.
‘It’ll do for now. We all have
to start somewhere you
know?’
No, I don’t know. I’m a
winner.

14. ‘Okay, Kitty, I get that you
think that Teal is hot, but
please take your elbow out of
my eye. I think I have a
concussion.’

15. Date #1 : Kitty Grove
‘A toast to a freak like you
ever getting a date with
something better than a sock
puppet.’
‘Yeah. Toast. Like toast.’
Thank the Gods this has no
chance of a future.

16. Well, monkey fondling
aside, Teal indulges in her
hobby, Music & Dance.
Unfortunately, her
enthusiasm is mired by her
lack of talent and
coordination.

17. If that is not the face of a
master ballerina, I don’t
know what is.
‘Maybe you can help rather
than making mean
comments.’
Why don’t you use your
magic red hair to right
yourself.
‘ANGER!!’
Hurry up and fall already.

18. ‘Ooof!’
Is it wrong to laugh?
Because I am.
‘You’re so mean.’
Thank you Captain Obvious.

19. ‘No one else saw that, right?’
That depends on the
readership of this legacy, so
probably not.

20. I love this guy. With his
dapper suit, spiffy monocle
and twirlsome moustache. I
am one of the few people
who applauds his arrival.
He’s never robbed one of my
sims, so I have no beef with
him.
Rock on, you crazy diamond
among NPCs.

21. ‘Ever wonder why we all
seem to just have random
pillows in our pockets no
matter where we go?’
I’m just pissed that you get
perfect grades just by having
pillow fights with your
teachers. I tried that and not
even close. Though I guess
substituting pillows for a
schoolbag full of books, my
lunch and a sock of small
change may have been a
mistake.
Anyways, Date #2 : Prof. Jill
Cox.
And that’s a 4.0 for young
Miss Teal here.

22. No, sorry, there’s her 4.0.
My mistake.
‘Mrumph…Alice, get lost.
Private moment.’
You signed away your
private moments when you
took me as your leader. You
all did! ALL OF YOU!! Bwa
ha ha ha ha!
Sorry. Sometimes the evil
just leaks out.

23. And where are you going?
You only just got back off of
your last date.
‘Tide and time wait for no
slut, as the saying goes.’
If you say so.

24. Date #3 : Prof. Edward Tse.
‘Look at that mouth. I thought
that Bruty chick had it bad.
This guy looks ready to
swallow me whole…and not
in a good way.’
Just remember, Teal. You’re a
moron and this is the only
way you will ever graduate
college.
‘Okay then. I’ll about do it.’
Good girl.

25. Keep her number, Teal. She
may make a good spouse
someday. She is working that
bright eye shadow in a way
that I admire.
‘You sure you don’t want me
to forward the number
straight to you?’
That’s not a bad idea,
actually.

26. Wow, that bag is almost as
big as your gaping maw. So,
what magical present have
you got in store for my girl?
Diamonds? Expensive wine?
A Greek statue?

27. Sunflowers?
Oh, you are so not getting a
second date. For an
Economics professor, you
sure as cheese are cheap.
‘The recession!’
Oh, up yours. Get out of here
before I get really annoyed
and kill you. I have the
power and the lack of sanity
to do it.
I am the perfect evil
mastermind. Equal parts
genius and madness. Super.

28. Now that is more like it.
Thank you Kitty.
‘Kitty like Teal.’
Kitty sound like broken
record.
‘Kitty say what?’
Just go. And thanks again for
the awesome stereo that will
help pay for the Greek House
Teal will found in a few
years.
‘Huh?’
Just go, Kitty.

29. ‘Bewbses! Teal likes
bewbses.’
Too much time spent with
dumb ass dormies, methinks.
Or maybe three dates in less
than 24 hours just wasn’t
enough for her.

30. When in doubt, there is only
one sure fire way of making
everything dandy again.
Water balloon fight. Works
every time, sure as peas.

31. At the moment, Alicia is my
favourite contender for
future Mr(s) Daze. She’s a
pretty blonde hippy, just like
me…only I’m not blonde.
Never have been. It’s the
only hair colour I’ve never
tried. Black, brown, red,
ginger, blue, purple…but
never blonde.
‘Cut the crap, will you?’
Maybe try meditating more,
hey Alicia? You seem to
have some anger issues. Cut
down on the hemp clothing
too. Too much of that oil
seeps into your bloodstream
and you’re in trouble.

32. Teal’s life isn’t all about
dating. I also make her skill.
She will be getting all the
skill points and all the extra
skills by the time she
graduates, or else. So far she
has most of cooking and this
one. *shrugs* I never
bothered with it before and
wondered what it does.
Answer : nothing. It does
nothing.

33. Move over Alicia. This guy
is the new love of Teal’s life.
‘I am?’
Yes, Lore, you are.
‘But, we have no chemistry
and I do not approve of her
loose morals.’
Shh, Lore. The important
thing is that I like you, and
that your feelings mean little
to me. I think you’re cute,
plus you’re part alien, so you
are now a contender for
spousehood.

34. Date #4 : Zach Mace.
‘Get her the heckers off of
me!’
I have come to the conclusion
that Teal is gay, because she
only has chemistry with girls.
She will flirt with guys and
stuff, but no bolts. Not ever.
‘She’s touching me in bad
places.’
And this guy is obviously gay
too.
‘Just because I walk around
shirtless, have a queer little
pony tail and hate having
women touch me doesn’t
make me gay.’
Okay. I hope we’ve all learnt
something about stereotypes
tonight.

35. Picking up chicks while on a
date?
‘So?’
*wipes away tear* Oh, Teal.
You are the best Romance
sim I’ve had since…well,
since me.

36. ‘ALICE! Too many date, not
enough time! What am I
going to do? I want them all,
and I want them now!’
Calm down, dear. There will
be plenty of time. Wow, you
are really cranky when
you’re hungry.
‘Don’t make me eat you!’

37. ‘So then I tried the tango,
and I ended up tripping over
my own shoes again! Can
you believe it? I like
dancing, but I prefer music.
One day, I’m going to be a
Rock God, you know, and
play guitar and sing and be
famous.’
‘Just keep staring at the
water. Maybe then she’ll go
away.’
No chance there Zach. Teal
sees every date through to
the end, even if it leaves her
exhausted, smell and hungry.
That kids is devotion. Or
insanity of the creepy stalker
chick kind.

38. A short intermission to
admire just how cute Teal is.
Even if her lips are a funny
shape when she smiles. She
will have the pretty babies.

39. ‘On ur date, stealings your
sketti.’
I wish I was a Lolcat. So
much. But my sister says I’m
not allowed. *pout* I’d make
a good Lolcat, so long as the
cheeseburgers were
vegetarian.

40. GOOPY! Ooh, it’s heaven in
plaid shorts.
‘Crap, her again.’
Oi. You are lucky to have me
as a fan, mister. I have
always loved you, and play
your cards right and this may
be the first legacy of mine
you get to marry into. Who
knows?

41. ‘I feel so sleep- is that a ring
in your nipple?’
Wow. Zach, you just keep
getting better and better, you
know that?

42. ‘Yes, I farted on this table.
What of it?’
Now, I may be lacking in
neat points too, but I would
never do something like that!
I just let old bowls of cereal
grow fuzzy and leave milk in
the sun until it’s cheese. That
is really gross. You don’t
crap, or fart, where you eat.

43. Awww. This is so sweet I’ve
gotten toothache just looking
at it. But, Zach is not the
future Mr Daze. So sad, as I
really like him.
And now there’s a goose on
TV, so I’m distracted enough
to not care.
Why is there a goose on TV?
Weird, huh?

44. ‘Disgraceful. She’s here with
a different man or woman
every night of the week.’
Oh, Lore, calm down will
you. Even the Crumplebutt
doesn’t seem bothered.
‘I used to be a supermodel.
Did you know that? Back in
the day when women were
still women and not men
with boobs!’
Maybe you should switch
her to virgin Fuzzy Nipples.
Yes, that is the
Crumplebutt’s drink. Who
knew?

45. ‘Wow, who needs endless
dates when you have this
baby?’
Well, it’s not as compact as a
date. You couldn’t sneak this
thing into a hotel in your
suitcase, and I’d hate to
explain it to airline staff.
‘Good point…wait, what
kind of date fits in your
bag?’
Fold them up right, and you
can get two or three in a
handbag. Like Mac-In-A-
Packs. Now that is magical.

46. Ding ding ding! We have
three bolts.
‘Wait, you can’t be magic.
You don’t have red hair.’
‘What-’
Just humour her, Marylena.
Think too hard about some
of the things she comes out
with, and your brain might
explode.

47. LORE! I thought that you
deplored her evil ways, and
now you’re getting into a
confined photo booth with
her for we-all-know-what. I
hope that you’re ashamed.

48. ‘We didn’t do anything. We
were just taking a picture.’
Sure you were matie.

49. ‘Lore, look at the cute
pictures!’
Fine, you win this one.
Date #6 : Lore Marsden

50. So, Lore, there’s one
question we all want
answered.
‘What?’
‘Why are you on a date with
me when you think I’m a
slut?’
Yes. That one.

51. ‘So, why? It makes my little
mind boggle.’
Well, lots of stuff does that,
Teal.
‘Shh. Answer, Lore.’

52. ‘Well…I figured that you
were easy and no man can
resist that.’
Ah, that makes sense. Lore,
you are not as annoyingly
chaste and up-on-your-high-
horse as I thought.
‘I am only male, you know.
There’s only so much
tempting I can take before I
crumble.’
Yep, that sounds like every
man I know.

53. Another one of those aww
moments.
Well, it will be for you, as
what Teal was actually
saying to make little Lore
blush is too explicit for this
album. Sorry kids.

54. Another three bolter, it’s the
Countessa.
‘I vant to suck you-’
Keep it clean, you two.
‘Sorry Alice.’
Hmph. And pay more
attention to Lore. Poor little
guy doesn’t know what to
do.

55. Wa hey hey hey! More
places to have dates without
getting caught. Score!
I’m trying to get Teal as
many hobby plaques as
possible, as they look rather
impressive all lined up on a
wall.

56. ‘Eeee. People love me.’
Many, many people. I am
impressed by your prowess,
young Miss Teal.
‘Young? You’re only
eighteen.’
Whatever. Still, you are very
good at this Romance thing,
and as such, I salute you.

57. Date #7 : Marylena Gibson
The Atrociously Evil Witch.
‘Ha ha ha ha! You’re right!
The Good Witch is such a
loser.’
‘So, can I learn magic now? I
do have red hair!’

58. ‘YAY! Now all shall know
the power of the mighty red
hair!’
More like the mighty red
headed loon. But yay!
Witches are fun to play.

59. ‘Alice?’
Yuppers.
‘I like being a witch and all,
but I miss my old clothes and
hair…and normal coloured
skin.’
Me too. We’ll work on it
when we get home. Green is
not your colour. And I hate
how it covers up some
lipsticks. WTF at that?

60. ‘Well, there’s nothing here
about not being green
anymore.’
Dude, just study Good Magic
and you’ll go back to being
cute and pink. Easy as
reading.
‘Reading? I hate reading.’
Oh, Teal. Our similarities
really do end at the
sluttiness, don’t they?

61. It didn’t take too long to get
her back to colour, and back
to dating.
‘Your fangs catch the
moonlight in the most
amazing way.’
‘Vell thank you. I am sure
that zey vill find a special
place in your heart one day.’
Hey, teeth out of my
founders organs.
Date #8 : Countessa Angel
McClellan (wow, a vamp
called Angel. Wonder who
she’s trying to copy. Hmm?)

62. ‘Being a witch is fun!’
It looks it. A stick up your-
‘Alice!’
Whoopsie. Sorry folks.

63. There’s an almost
unrelenting traffic of roses
around the dorm now.
‘You didn’t even takes
pictures of my date with her.’
That’s because it was boring.
‘But we fell in love.’
So?

64. ‘A he he he he! I am just so
evil!’
No you’re not. But that cackle
is the cutest thing since sliced
bread.

65. Booya! She is in “The Zone”
for Cuisine.
‘I can make cheese
appetizers.’
That’s great.

66. And she also maxed cooking.
‘Cheese and lobster. I am on
a roll.’
Yes, you are. Now, onto
mechanical. Yay!
‘Skilling is boring.’
I know.

67. ‘Look Alice! A penguin!’
He is very cute.
‘Can I keep him?’
Unfortunately not, which is
really mean of Maxis.
Teasing us with cute
penguins that we cannot ever
own.
‘But I love him.’
Me too.

68. Well, that’s that for this
chapter. We’ll be back soon to
complete Teal’s time at
college, and maybe find her
Mr(s) Right, and all the dates
in between. Should be…fun?