Heinous and Melissa have four children together - twins Hysterical and Evil, along with Hideous and Broken. Hysterical is named the heir due to her personality traits being the least nice. Broken is deemed the black sheep and will be banished to the attic for being too nice. Ani-Mei admits to making Melissa have four children as she was perfect for Heinous and a witch was needed. Melissa warns Ani-Mei that she is always watching her.

2. Finally after almost ten days, Criminal finally appears in the want ads. Heinous can
finally begin the quest to make sure everyone fears him in Winterland. It came just
in time, aging is never a good thing and Heinous needs his Elixer of Life.

3. As an attempt to add to his graves and ghosts collection, unfortunate Alvin Futa
here thought that he could irritate Heinous with a “What’s that?” on your shirt
thing. He soon found himself in the Death Box with a bunch of dirty, smelly, fly
infested dishes…

4. But…the stupid kid went and starved to death before the flies could eat him. Ironic
irony is ironic, Heinous was disappointed he didn’t get eaten. Oh well, there’s
always future victim number 3 that can die from flies…if anyone is dumb enough to
get caught on Heinous’s property that is.

5. Grim: I knew there were ten names on this list but I didn’t think the second death
would be so soon…I wonder if *Ani-Mei is aware of this.
*Grim has a secret identity…my simself and my old readers know it*

6. Grim: Yeah hi, it’s me. Did you happen to download Renee again? Because I’m seeing a lot of
premature deaths here in Winterland….uh-huh…really? Wow…well I would have liked to know
that before hand. Because I was enjoying my nice, four year long vacation until this started
happening. Medal hunting again huh? What took you so long to come back? Okay fine but we
need to have a talk when I get back. Bye.

7. Now that Heinous had his dream job, it was time to finally get to making some little
Monstrosity potential heirs. The dungeon was finished and waiting and all that was
left to do was to move the small shack onto the foundation of the dungeon, can’t
have anyone finding it you know. And he needed money to get that moving done.

8. Melissa: Well…this will put a cramp on my style. I need me some woohoos…but
soon enough there will be nothing showing and I can get back to it. Because I
know Heinous will be doing the same thing.

9. Hailey: You finally came to me my sexy freak, I’ve been waiting so long.
Heinous: Yeah well, Mel is all hormonal and bloated and yelling at me so, why not
work on my LTW?

10. Two down, eighteen more to go. Stalker Hailey is now on the NW list, the No
Woohoo list. Heinous doubts she’ll just let it go, because stalker and all. But there
are more ladies out there to woo and hoo and she’ll just have to deal with it.

11. Well, it looks like Stalker Hailey never had her First Kiss, probably because I haven’t
touched this hood in four years *cough* Anyway, now that she’s down, it’s time for
Heinous to move on to his next conquest.

12. Heinous: This will be the one and only time right? My little Romance heart can’t
take the thought of having more frights like this.
Melissa: Depends! If we get the right kid on this go around or not. I will not
tolerate some Goody Two Shoes Black Sheep in my house!

13. Melissa: I see a pale rider on a dead horse with eyes as red as blood…he has
friends…three of them!
Heinous: What? Where? Do I need to kill someone peeping in the window?

14. Heinous: Great my woman is hallucinating and I FORGOT TO MARRY HER!! Damnit!
They won’t have the Monstrosity name! I’ll change my heir’s last name as for the
others, couldn’t care less. Wait, others?!

15. Melissa: Aww, look a baby girl. I think she has my nose.
Heinous: Damn…not even my prominent nose will make it to the next generation.

16. Melissa: Hold her, her sister is still coming.
Heinous: Another girl? Damn…

17. Melissa: Hello number three, a boy!
Heinous: Finally a son! He will have my nose I’m sure.

18. Heinous: Honey? Why are you putting the THIRD kid on the floor?
Melissa: Why do you think dumbass? I’m not done yet.

19. Melissa: Finally done! Now can I pee? I really, really need to pee.
Heinous: Four. Babies. Why?

20. Two days of screaming, pooping, feeding and no sleep later the Four Horsemen are finally
toddlers. This is Hysterical Raymond, why didn’t I name them after the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse? Because I forgot to. Hysterical is a Gemini with a spread of 2/8/10/7/0. Yes,
looks like I get the bad spread of being too playful with this one. Hysterical is Heinous’s heir
because she won the personality lottery with those zero nice points and two neat points.

21. Next we have Broken Raymond. Broken is a Virgo *hiss* with a spread of
10/3/10/4/8 and she’s my Black Sheep. She’s too nice and too neat for this
family so she will be banished to the attic (once I build it) and never heard from
again unless it’s for school or food (or if I want her out of the house).

22. And third we have Heinous’s only son Hideous Raymond. Hideous is a Sagittarius
with a spread of 2/10/9/10/4, he was on the chopping block for the Black Sheep
but his sister won that *coughhonourcough* by being full nice and neat. I will only
be changing the heir’s last name the spares can stay Raymonds.

23. And last, we have Evil Raymond. Evil is another Gemini with a spread of
2/8/10/3/2. If something happens to Hysterical, Evil is the next in line to be heir.
She got the second least amount of nice points and she has the right amount of
Seriousness in her too…strong contender for heir this one is.

24. Once the quads were old enough, Melissa got back out to the newly renovated Crypto Club. And a fortunate
encounter had my simself there too, I stuck her in the House of Fallen Trees because Cori is there…I love
Cori. *cough* Anyway…Melissa found me.
Melissa: So…you’re the one who exudes tremendous power. I sensed it the moment I came in here. Why did
you make me have FOUR brats? I’m ROMANCE!!
Ani-Mei: Well… ooh, strong grip, hurting hand…you were perfect for Heinous. And I needed a witch so there
you have it. *flinch*
Melissa: I am watching you…be aware, I am ALWAYS watching…
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