Heinous traps and burns a man named Jace to death in a confined death box. Heinous then meets a green-skinned woman named Melissa at the grocery store and feels she will be the perfect spouse to help him induct others into their evil coven. Heinous asks Melissa to move in with him so he can use her money to build a dungeon, and she agrees, believing in their shared interest in evil and dungeons.

2. Finding a job in Criminal was hard enough but finding your bride of darkness? That
shouldn’t be too hard should it? Heinous is looking to find out.

3. Remember Jace? The one who tried to talk theater with Heinous? No, well this is the
death box. Jace has been trapped here for days and when he wouldn’t starve to
death, Heinous improvised. He put a fire sculpture in the death box along with his
favourite chair (sigh) and turned it on…

4. Soon enough the flammable polystyrene filled chair caught fire, spewing toxic
smoke into the confined Death Box. Jace had no safety and the walls were designed
for maximum cookage with their little metal circles in the fire retardant paper, no
sense in losing the Death Box right?

5. Soon enough after pissing himself with fear, the fire finally caught Jace. The shack
was filled with the wonderful screams of terror, it soothed Heinous and helped him
relax…

6. The chair finally succumbed to the flames, now all that was left was Jace…soon to
be the first tombstone in Heinous’s collection.

7. And finally, the cries were silent as Jace faded from this world…it was only a matter
of time before Heinous would miss the screams and have to make another
contribution to the graveyard.

8. The fire sculpture roared happily as it returned to its strangely horned look. Grim
came by to collect the remains of Jace Macaravich, knowing that this would not be
the last time he would come by this house.

9. A Grim’s work is never done. This list has nine more names and nine more deaths
on it…

10. Back at the grocery store, the bright and sunny day turned dark and rainy in an
instant, that could mean only one thing…something or someone was here. Heinous
quickly sidestepped the pursuant Shelby Barret and went outside where he saw the
most beautiful, evil, green skinned, triple bolted, goddess he had ever laid eyes on.
He knew he had found his Perfect Spouse.

11. She liked his make up, even though he wasn’t wearing any, but he wasn’t going to
tell her that. She was evilly gorgeous and would ensure that their entire line would
be inducted into their own little Evil Coven. True, she didn’t have hair as red as
hellfire but that was hardly a deal breaker, that’s what hair dye is for right?

12. Heinous: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U, I, R and T together.
Melissa: Why?
Heinous: Because U and I R going to Terrorize this town.

13. Heinous: What do you say?
Melissa: As long as we destroy those good witches with the power of evil I’m down for it.
Heinous: Excellent.

14. Heinous: Well that’s settled, how about we give these normies something to really talk
about?
Melissa: Like what?
Heinous: There’s a photo booth here…if you catch my drift.

15. Random Cashier: Oh no…I AM NOT cleaning that!
Of course, Heinous doesn’t care one way or another that he has a spectator. Why
would he? He’s heinous…

16. Random Cashiers 2, 3, and 4: It’s the Evil Witch! Who else would be doing that?
Melissa: Well, well my pretties, what do you all want?

17. Heinous: And that’s how you traumatize the youth.
Peter: How dare you give us ugly Romancers a bad name…I wanted to do that.

18. Heinous: That’s what I’m talking about baby. One down, nineteen to go.
Melissa: As long as I don’t see it, I don’t care. I know how us Romancers have
“needs” that have to be satisfied.

19. The next night, Heinous called up his lovely wicked goddess and popped the
question…

20. Heinous: Will you move in with me and give me all your money so I can build my dungeon?
Melissa: Of course. I’d love a nice dank, dark, dungeon too. Thirteen grand enough?
Heinous: We’ll make it work.