The document provides three corporate lessons in the form of short stories with morals. The first lesson is that you need to be in a high position to be able to do nothing, like the crow who was safe from the fox while sitting high in the tree unlike the rabbit. The second lesson is that while bullshit can get you to the top, it won't keep you there, as seen when the turkey who used bull dung to reach the tree top was then shot by a farmer. The third lesson is that not everyone who drops shit on you is an enemy, nor is everyone who gets you out of shit a friend, and when in deep shit one should keep quiet, as shown by the