This document provides a template for pitching oneself in a concise manner. It recommends introducing one's present situation, such as current education or employment, followed by one's relevant past experience such as a thesis topic or previous positions. It then suggests mentioning one's desired future role or goals after completing the present endeavor. The document also prompts telling a two-minute story about a past experience where one felt they were at their best, including details about who was involved and the outcome, as well as why the experience made them feel that way.