Color.xxx is a proposed mobile social app that allows users to share their favorite colors with friends. The document humorously promotes the app and its team, claiming they will create an unbeatable app through an extensive PR campaign and capitalize on the tech bubble before it bursts by quickly selling the company. It encourages investing now by promising exclusive use of a color named after investors.

2. Colors. People love that shit.

3. But what else do people love?

4. Sharing.

5. Sharing. Mobile.

6. Sharing. Mobile. Social.

7. Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps.

8. Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps. Sharing mobile social apps.

9. Color.xxx will do all that. AND...

10. Color.xxx is a mobile social app that lets you share your favorite color with your friends and locquaintances. AND...

11. Color.xxx's Team Will be Unbeatable. Unlike Any Other. They will be...

12. Lean.

13. Lean. Agile.

14. Lean. Agile. Organic.

15. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed.

16. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown.

17. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic.

18. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free.

19. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.

20. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar.

21. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar. Gurus.

22. BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG PRINCIPALS?? Hold onto your pants, we have a slide for that, dawg!

23. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator

24. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.

25. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity. Mr. Belding , CPO Actual high school principal.

26. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding , CPO Actual high school principal. Dave Morin's Cat , CCO Because everyone loves cats. And Dave Morin-related startups.

27. But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color?

28. But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color? You bet your almost certainly white ass they will.

29. All it will take is $40.5 million in Venture Capital funding.

30. But why invest so much money in something so simple?

31. Because

32. We have a sick business plan.

33. Seriously. We will not just make wheelbarrows of money, but several larger wheelbarrows.

34. How? Well...

35. We did extensive market research.

36. We did extensive market research. We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row. And we concluded...

37. Developers are dicks. Just kidding. We really concluded...

38. This can't possibly ever make any money.

39. This can't possibly ever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur.

40. This can't possibly ever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur. Like our custom-designed European furniture.

41. So how will we make money?

42. We will carefully orchestrate a massive PR campaign.

43. We will turn down our first offer from a major company with too much money and too little sanity.

44. Then, at the exact right moment...

45. WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE FLIPPER

46. But you must act now.

47. But you must act now. This only works because the bubble hasn't burst.

48. But it will.

50. But wait!! There's more!!

51. If you invest now, you will have EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly assigned hexadecimal color, named after you.

52. ACT NOW. Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.

53. And remember...

54. People. Colors. Apps. Cats. Bacon. Organic. Bieber. Mobile. Social. Local. Pivot.

55. Booyah. INVEST NOW: http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest Made by the fine people at New Work City. If you're in NYC and building a real business, perhaps you'd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co http://twitter.com/tonybgoode