4. “Can you read me a story,
Grandad?”
“A story... Hmm...”
“Ahh...”
“Ooh...”
“This one!”
“Ooh! Is it about Princesses and
Princes and Dragons and-”
“Crikey! Give it a rest and let me
read!”
5. “This is the story of a family; a very special family... Their legacy
was written so it could be told to future sims around the world. This
legacy, an Alphabet Legacy apparently, started with one man; Tols
Sheroe, and this is how his story goes... Belle! Listen! Anyway...”
6. Tols Sheroe moved away from his family to the quiet town of St. Stanley,
in the hopes of making it big, finding a beautiful wife and leaving behind
a legacy to combat the greats...
7. Unfortunately, Tols couldn't
afford fancy living, hell, he
couldn't afford to build a nice
house!
Look, it wasn't even made out
of brick! But this is the life of a
legacy founder, and things
could only get better!
At least he had four
walls and a roof.
Stacey in my class
lives in a box!
Yeah... Our boy Tols
didn't even have four
walls...
8. The only book he could afford was this
“Life for Dummies book” and even then
he was still hopeless...
Why doesn't he find a wife?
'Why doesn't he find a wife?' That's what
you sound like. He'll get to that
eventually, he had to get a job first!
“What was I thinking, leaving home
with no money! What did I think was
going to happen?”
Tols found a job in a small business,
and if he wanted to succeed in life,
he'd need to climb to the top!
9. Deciding life was too depressing, Tols went
to find a wife at the local arcade. Because
all the best women are apparently at the
arcade!
I SAID HE WENT TO FIND A WIFE!
“Oh yeah, almost got the highscore!”
WIFE!
“Oh yeah, almost forgot I needed a
wife!”
10. That's when he saw her. That's when he met Lenna...
She sounds pretty!
You can't sound pretty! You only know her name! But yeah... She was pretty...
11. “Wow... I've never seen someone as pretty as you...”
“Why thank you. You have... nice hair?”
“Thanks! Wait...”
12. It wasn't long until they fell for each other...
“So, do you wanna go on a date sometime?”
“Really? Little old me? Sure, but you're paying!”
“Hell yeah! I'm gonna show you ma! I'm gonna make it big!”
13. And so they went on their first date, and
they knew it was love.
“I know we've only been on one date, but I
love you Lenna. Sure, I need to find a wife
as soon as possible, but that doesn't mean
I don't love you...”
“That's sweet! I hrnfphf you too!”
“Wait, what?”
“Oh just kiss me, Tols!”
“Ooh baby...”
14. Did they live happily ever after, Grandad?
What are you doing? Have I got to that part yet? Geez, Belle,
just let me tell the story. Tols and Lenna had a wonderful date,
and he went home happy as Goopy. Lenna... Well Lenna
decided to eat again... Fat bi-
15. *Ahem* Anyway, back at home, life
for Tols wasn't getting any easier.
Things were breaking left and right...
Well, just his TV broke, but that's a
big deal! How's he going to watch all
the great programming provided by
Sky TV? With great deals on
packages to suit all needs!
Lucky for Tols, Lenna was feeling extra
generous when she bought him a gift;
a freaking Grand Piano!
How romantic! Did he serenade her
with a love song written on that very
piano?
16. Aha ha... No. He sold it and built a proper house. Four walls, a roof, a
door and even windows! Yep, Tols was going up in the world!
17. The next day, Tols proposed...
“Oh Lenna, I have loved you since the first time we met. Will you marry
me?”
“How could I say no? Of course I'll marry you!”
18. “I wish I could give you the glorious wedding you deserve, but how
about we just get married right here?”
That's not very romantic at all, Grandad!
Well soooorry! Life isn't always like this! Just sayin', keep that in
mind!
19. And soon enough, Lenna was giving birth to their first child!
Wait, wait, wait... When did she get pregnant?
Geez, Belle! That's a really personal question! You disgust me...
20. And so young baby Aaron was
born!
Aww, how cute!
How do you know he was cute?
You can't see words, Belle!
Tols was a great father to his
son; always attentive and loving.
Not like me and your father, noisy
little monster!
21. Tols may have been a great father, but geez, he was an awful chef!
Always starting fires!
22. Soon Aaron was growing up into a toddler.
Wait, what about his time as a baby?
Do you really want me to tell you about the time he crapped
himself, or the time he woke up at 3am? Hmm? Didn't think so.
23. Baby Aaron grew up into a real dapper gentleman, with his
gentlemanly curl in his hair and a pristine suit.
“Father, I do believe I may have soiled myself. It appears I will
require changing into a more suitable under attire.”
24. I'll give you this one, Belle, the boy was cute.
“Greetings, furry friend, do you know where one could acquire a
new suit, you see my other is at the cleaners and I do feel terribly
under-dressed for our get-together.”
25. Ahh, did I forget to mention that Lenna
was pregnant again.
Wait, what!?
Yeah... Lenna was pregnant again...
And she gave birth to another
healthy boy! This time white!
And this time called Adam!
26. And soon enough, it was time for Aaron's growth into childhood!
Goodbye sweet and cute toddler years!
27. Poor Aaron. Not only was he dressed in pink pyjamas, but he
was now at the stage of life where they're awkwardly caught
between the cute toddler years and the handsome teen years.
“Egads! My nightwear is entirely unacceptable! Mother!”
28. As the trees turned from that pretty
amber colour into the world of non-
existence, winter arrived.
“Ho baby! Don't worry mister
Snowman, I shall make you a snow
wife and she shall be hot... Or should
she be cold? *snigger*
And baby Adam was turning
into a toddler...
29. Adam seemed to channel his brother, but where Aaron grew
dapper, Adam grew suave.
“Please, ladies, don't crowd; there's enough Adam for all!
30. Tols was still trying his hardest to be a great Dad...
“I will leave my mark on this world. Sure I won't be famous, but
people will know that Tols Sheroe was a good father! Oh, and
please ignore the dirty sink next to me... Good father!”
31. Life for the Sheroes was
still tough at times. One
minute they'd forget about
paying their bills and the
next they were being
robbed.
Robbed! Oh no!
It's fine, all they took was
a counterfeiting machine!
32. Adam was cute, but it couldn't last forever.
“Don't mind me ladies, just practising my kissing technique on this wooden cylinder.
Don't worry, I'll grow up soon and we'll have a great time!”
It was birthday time for little Adam; his ascension into childhood...
33. “This hair will never do! I need luscious locks for the ladies to
run their fingers through! Oh no, my life is doomed!”
Adam didn't change, it was always about the ladies...
34. Soon enough, the third and final child
was on its way...
“Oh my god! Tols, I HATE YOU! In
fact, where the hell are you?”
Where was Tols, Grandad?
If he had any common sense he
would have stayed as far away from
the screaming pregnant lady as
possible...
35. Only five hours later, and they had a little baby girl; Alex.
“Ooh, who's cute! And remember, your father doesn't really love
you; he missed your birth after all!”
36. Lenna hadn't been the most attentive
mother to date, basically neglecting
her first two children, but she made a
special effort with Alex, always
playing games with her...
Or sometimes even washing her...
“Remember Alex, I'm your favourite parent,
okay?”
37. The years flew by, and soon enough, Aaron was growing into
a teenager...
“Ah the teen years; plentiful amounts of kissing and
canoodling! I so do look forward to this!”
38. Aaron grew up into a handsome young man.
“Mother, phone the school and tell them I shan't be in tomorrow as I have come down
with a fever! Do you get it? I have suggested I am somewhat hot, Mother! Ha, how
humorous I am!”
Aaron was a pleasure seeker who wanted to become a great celebrity chef.
39. Aaron wasn't the only
one growing up; Alex
was too.
“Alex, you are so
beautiful! Shame
about the hair
though...”
“Mummy, why you
wear ridiculous hat?”
40. Oh yeah, they got a dog too; Vincent.
Like Biscuit?
Well, yeah, in that they are both DOGS...
41. Despite being an angsty teenager, Aaron was a wonderfully dutiful
older brother, always taking care of younger Adam.
“Sweet dreams, brother.”
“Oh, hey darlin', why don't you come over here and we'll share a
juicebox...”
42. But the loving moment was ruined by a co-worker of Tols' who
barged into the room and picked on Aaron.
“What is thine problem with me, harlot!”
43. What about Alex? We've not heard about her.
Oh yeah, she was just your average toddler, what do you expect?
“Hmm, this stick makes noises when I bang it... Genius!”
44. What about Vincent?
It doesn't really mention Vincent,
but I'll guess that he was loved by
everyone. I can tell you this, he
sure was a smart dog...
“Vincent, pretend you're a hot
young lady and you've just seen
me for the first time.”
-Oh Adam, you're so hot! *faint*-
45. Birthday time rolled around again, and it was a double one!
Adam and Alex growing up.
I bet Adam will get all the girls!
Aha ha... No. You'd think, but no.
46. Well?
Well what? What do you want me to say!? They grew up, that's it!
“Hey ladies, come and get me... If you can!”
I'll tell you this, Adam grew up to be a romance sim, with dreams of being a
celebrity chef, just like his brother. How influential...
47. Life went on for the family,
Tols found art and Vincent
found the garden!
48. Both the boys found a shared love for flower arrangement.
“Ahh, roses, you represent all that I desire, but alas I cannot have.
Is it the spots that grow upon mine face? Oh cruel world, why can I
not find one to share eternity with! DAMN YOU WORLD!”
49. “Lenna! Come quick! I'm so fat! I need love!”
“I'm sorry, you're too big to navigate around. Sorry, I hope you
can hear me fine through the flab.”
“B-b-b-but Lenna! Hugs!”
50. “Sorry baby, but I'm a bit wrapped up at the moment, busy things li-
Oh YEAH! High score!”
51. Grandad, it seems like so long since there was a party!
Funny you should mention that; Alex is about to grow up into the wonderful
hormone filled world of teenhood!
“Woo, go Alex! Remember that Mummy loves you more!”
52. Alex grew up into a beautiful woman, with a thirst for Knowledge. But
alas, the hormones took their toll on Alex...
“Why's my life so boring! I swear, I'm going on a rebellious streak in
University just so I have something to do!”
53. Of course, big fatty Tols
couldn't keep his hands off
the cake...
“Oh Tols, think, soon we will be elders, and one of our children will carry the proud
name Sheroe... Wait, did you eat cake?”
“Er, I-”
“What did I say!? I thought you agreed to diet!?”
“B-b-b-but cake. Delicious cake!”
54. Remember when they
were robbed?
Yeah. Why?
Well, it happened again,
but this time, thanks to a
newly installed alarm, the
police were notified of her
presence. And they came
round to arrest her.
All right! Go police! Did
they get her?
55. Aha ha... No. The
burglar escaped, luckily
with no possessions...
56. It was time for, you guessed it, another birthday; Tols and Lenna were about to grow
into elders, like your grandaddy here! So they decided to have a big party, inviting
round all their friends. Strangely enough, one of Lenna's great friends was the person
who had burgled their house. Twice.
“Seriously? I rob them and they decide to invite me to a party? Awesome!”
57. In fact, she was quite a hit, especially with Aaron...
“Oh fair maiden, it does not bother me that you crept into our abode
twice, I still find you oh so attractive.”
“Yikes, sorry kid, not gonna happen. You're brother on the other hand...”
58. And so the founders of the Sheroe
legacy blew out their candles and
wished they would keep some
semblance of their good looks...
Urgh, old people don't look good!
Well, aren't you a nice grandaughter?
59. In fact, I bet they were both quite attractive. Lenna was probably still a smoking hot
goddess and Tols probably still oozed with appealing good looks. Just like me.
“I'm looking good! Shame about the hair Tols...”
“I'm fat and now I'm balding! Why do you hate me, oh Creator!”
60. The party though was actually a bit of a failure. They only had one
to appease Lenna. But they couldn't worry for too long, nothing a bit
of impromptu smustling couldn't fix. The children would soon head
off to University, and one would eventually become heir. It was up
to fate (or boolprop.com) to decide who would become heir...
61. Would the heir be Aaron, the first born, a pleasure seeker with a life
time want to become a celebrity chef? He was a dapper gentleman,
with eyes for the ladies who, unfortunately, had no eyes for him.
62. Or would second born Adam be crowned heir? He was a romance
sim who had similar aspirations to his older brother, wanting to
become a celebrity chef? He was a ladies man with no lady, but
he would rectify that.
63. Or the last child, little anarchist Alex, a knowledge sim who
wanted to... er... do something? She promised to make life at Sim
State more interesting and I say, good luck to her!
64. Aww, don't stop now Grandad! I wanna find out more!
Well tough! Grandad needs the toilet and this could take a while...
So, until next time, let's shut the book and shut up! And if you care
about the heir, remember to vote at boolprop.com!