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THE MANY TWISTS AND HUMOUR IN THE FORTUNE AND MISFORTUNE OF FORTUNE COOKIES.
MAN WITH TWO WIVES MAKE SURE WIVES DON’T HAVE TWO HUSBANDS
    A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFE MAKE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK AND NOT MISS FORTUNE                                           (MISFORTUNE) !!! A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFE BE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK                      AND NOT MISS FORTUNE (MISFORTUNE) MAN WITH TWO WIVES BE SURE WIVES HAVE NO TWO HUSBANDS
IF CONFUCIUS IS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT IS  BETTER TO BUY A  LOTTO TICKET RATHER THAN RELY ON FORTUNE COOKIES FOR YOUR FUTURE !!!

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  • 14. A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFE MAKE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK AND NOT MISS FORTUNE (MISFORTUNE) !!! A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFE BE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK AND NOT MISS FORTUNE (MISFORTUNE) MAN WITH TWO WIVES BE SURE WIVES HAVE NO TWO HUSBANDS
  • 15. IF CONFUCIUS IS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT IS BETTER TO BUY A LOTTO TICKET RATHER THAN RELY ON FORTUNE COOKIES FOR YOUR FUTURE !!!