This summary describes a fictional day in the life of Cassey as narrated by Dillon: Dillon tries to convince Cassey to do various unserious activities throughout the day like getting ice cream for breakfast, not cutting his long hair, and having an all-caps laughing fit on instant messenger. Despite Cassey's reluctance, they end up piercing Dillon's ears, repelling goons, studying in random locations, and almost dying on a late night adventure in the Bronx seeking fried chicken. Dillon remains unrelentingly enthusiastic while Cassey struggles to maintain seriousness.

1. Dillon and Cassey! Hallo! My name is Dillon. You are a short pikachu of cuteness. Vn____n What’s good. My name is Cassey. You are very unserious. You are very tall. =]]]]]]

2. A day in the life of CasseyGarraud Authored by and heavily featuring Dillon Forrest

3. 8:00am: go to bio/orgo/chem/random hard class CASSEYYY, go to eat ice cream sandwiches with me!!!!! Are u serious right now?? It is 8am!!! I’m about to go to classsss, you are doing tooomuchh!!!! Hm….. OKAY LET’S DO IT!!!! LEGGOOOO!!! BUT CASSEYYY, I’ll buy two and you’ll buy one and we’ll split my second one!

4. 9:00am: tell me not to get a haircut I’m gonna go get a haircut! =___= No! That’s not true bc u r my boo =]]]]]]] But my hair is very long and girls will find me unattractive!!! :( :( :(

5. 10:00am: ask me why I had hair in this powerpoint slide deck and not you I decided not to give you hair bc I didn’t know how to draw hair!!!! This is the best you can do????? U r unseriousity to the max!!!! Change me back!!! ……. -_________- Yessss, sighhhh

6. 11:00am: identify a large flowing body of water and recognize it’s my confidence flowing like a river Late isn’t until AFTER I arrive!!! Oh lord lol @Dillon Forrest is the most confident person I know!!! His confidence flows like a river!!!!!! Oh look, I was tagged in Cassey’s new fb status!

7. Noon: steal some food from me I’m eating lunch! Nom nomnomnom YOU HAVE FOODZ???? =]]]]]]]]] HAAA, DEADED!!!! Dot dot dot….. You may have some?????

8. 1:00pm: choreograph a reggae dance I wanna be in your dance!!!!! …. but it’s an all-girls’ dance!! LMAOOO, VERY UNSERIOUS!!!!!! TEACH ME ANYWAYYY!!!!

9. 2:00pm: gchat with me and have a conversation consisting mostly of all-caps wild laughter A;SDLKJFA;SLDKJF A;LKDS JFA;LSKDJ FLKDSAJ F;LAKDSJ F;LAKJDS FALKDSJF A;D ;ALKD JF;ALKDS JF;ALKDSJF ;ALKDSJ F;LKAJDS F;LKAJDSF;LKAJDS F;LKAJFD;LKAJDS ;ALKDS JF;ALKDS JF;ALSKD JF;ALKDS JF;AKDSJ F ;ALKJDS ;LKAJDS F;LAKJDS F;LKASJD F;LKADSJ F;LKADS JF

10. 3:00pm: show me very, very unserious video of you and Tobi talking about the NBA draft and John Wall WUTTT??? YOU SERIOUSLY MADE THIS VIDEO????? LMFAOOOOO I DEADASS FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!!!! YES YESYES I SHOULD!!!! TREY IS MY MAIN BOO, JOHN WALL IS MY SIDE BOO!!!! DID YOU MAKE ONE FOR TREY SONGZ????

11. 4:00pm: get me to pierce my ears CASSEY I’M SCARED OF NEEDLES N DON’T WANT MY EARS PIERCED ANYMORE! THERE RAE NO OTHER GUYS HERE AT CLAIRES!!!! LMFAOO!!! LOOK, THERE’S ANOTHER GUY HERE, AND HE LOOKS REALLY HAPPY!!! I’M LAUGHING AT YOU TOOOOOO!!!!!!! A;LDSK JFA;SLKD JALKDS JF THAT’S THE SECURITY GUARD, AND HE LOOKS HAPPY BC HE’S LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

12. 5:00pm: repel some goons Cassey, who was that random boy?? HE WAS GOON #3 OF THE DAY!!! COUGH COUGHCOUGH VOMIT VOMITVOMIT YES YESYES BECAUSE I HAVE TALL FLY ASIAN FRIENDS =]]]]]]]] LOL CASSEY I SHOULD COCKBLOCK THE GOONS!!!!!

13. 6:00pm: go to United Minorities Council meeting with me Hello UMC general body, my name is Dillon, and I’m representing Hype, even though we’re not Indian anymore Hello, my name is Cassey, and I’m representing the Dessaline Haitian Student Association Wowzer! Wow, this is the quietest we’ve ever been

14. 7:00pm: invite me to help your sister’s card line Wow, your sister’s thing is really cool!!!!! PLEASE SUPPORT AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF HER TALKING!!!!! LMFAOOO, LIKE HOW YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE THE SAME!!!! OMG YOU AND HER ARE DEADASS THE SAME!!!!!

15. 8:00pm: go facebook stalking with me LOL LOOK HOW YOUNG BRIAN LOOKS!!!!!! LMFAOOO LLLEEEGGGGOOO!!!!! ……OKAY LET’S STALK SOMEONE ELSE NOW!!!

16. 9:00pm: go to random location on campus to study How did you find this location??? I would never be here if you weren’t studying here The wind blew my study scarf into this area, and I like studying in random areas like this =]]]]]] LLLEEEGGGGOOO!!!!! Let’s proceed to not actually studying and actually wasting time!!!! =D =D =D

17. 10:00pm: drink some red bull What are you drinking, Cassey? It’s a red bull! Imma write an email with many fonts, font sizes, colors, and emoticons!!!!! =]]]]]]]]]]] What are you gonna do now that you have wings from redbull?

18. 11:00pm: go on a very bad adventure in which we almost die CASSEY, THE LIBRARY ATTICS ARE SCARY!!!!! WAHHHH THEY ARE!!!!! LET’S GO TO THE BRONX FOR THAT HIP HOP BLOCK PARTY!!!! I SMELL GOONS, LET’S RUN AWAY!!!!!! CASSEY, NONE OF THE TRAINS ARE RUNNING, WE ARE DOOMED TO BE LOST IN THE BRONX!!!!

19. Midnight: go get fried chicken with me CASSEY, WANNA GET FRIED CHICKEN??????? You are black on the inside. LEGGGOOOO, LET’S GET SOME CROWN FRIED CHICKENNN!!! YAYYYYY =]]]]]]]]] TRINITY DANCEEEE AND SINCE I’LL BE WITH YOU, THERE WILL BE NO GOONS!!!!!!