1. Presenting to You the Resident Mother
India
Bharti Prasad
Hardcore
adulterated
Bihari!!!
(In her own
words)

2. Wo stupid photo
kyun lagai? Aur
mujhe MOTHER
INDIA bulana
band karo……
Have some
respect for
me…. After all I
m married.
Kya??? Ye married
hai….dekh kar to ni
lagta tha… 
Koi baat ni… I still have a
fighting chance… don’t
lose hope
I have a baby too.
And he is the cutest
baby ever. Main uska
phot dikhati hoon.

3. Is cuteness se kaise
compete karoon? Yaha pe
to kuch ni ho sakta mera.
Bharti’s baby boy…
Photo already shown
by her to half the
population of
Bangalore
Abe tu side hat.
Bharti, I am ready to
adopt the baby.
But Bharti does not care about the kids who study at
IIM-B…. She is too busy studying.

4. Where have all the
post-its gone?
In Bharti’s books
Yaar, mere marks ni
aate to main bhut
FRUSTIYA jaati hoon.

5. No matter how much marks she gets, she is
never happy…
I only got 20 marks above
the average in FA…with
such low marks, how will I
go for Exchange!!!
I am an eternally
dukhi atma
Hates being called ‘Aap’
Aapka kitne saal ka
work-ex hai?
‘Aap’??? Senior citizen hogi
teri girlfriend… main to abi
jawaan hoon.
Bhagwan…mujhe Mother
India se bachao

6. Talents:
Sandwich Making
BHARTI
Running and asking others to run:
Bharti: “Are…come for running yaar…u will get fit and find a
girlfriend/boyfriend.”
Victim: “But you already have a husband…why do you run?”
Bharti: “What do you mean, have some respect, I am
married.”
Sleeping in marketing
and eco class

7. COME HOOSH ME AT A-BASE TONIGHT
BUT, PLEASE USE ONLY HOT WATER
This is what
happens to me
when I come
in contact with
cold water.