This document outlines the rules and schedule for Pride 2013. Key details include: - Riders must follow instructions from road captains and not engage in risky or illegal behavior like riding against traffic or under the influence of drugs/alcohol. - The meetup is at 8:15AM on Lundys Lane to ride to registration together, arriving by 9:45AM at the latest. - After the 10AM-11AM parade, riders will park and retrieve gear before reconvening for an after party at Lundys Lane. - Road captains will lead the group and ensure rules around safety and courtesy to neighbors are followed.

1. Pride 2013

2. Rules
• Bring your best attitude
• Have FUN and be FABULOUS (because it really is fun)
• Follow ANY instructions given by your Road Captains or
any Dyke on Bike.
• No Asshatery
• Do NOT EVER ride against traffic (pull to the side in
case of malfunction and do not obstruct the flow)
• NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. NONE.
– If you are even suspected of being under the influence you
will be asked to leave by organizers and police.
We are guests and please abide by all rules or the penalty is
that we are ALL disinvited for ANY future events.

3. Schedule
• 8:15AM Meet at 100 Lundys Lane
– NO REVVING, BURNOUTS, ASSHATERY. We like
our neighbors and they like us.
– 8:45AM Kickstands up. Dan and Alex will lead the
group to registration at Market between Stuart
and Spear.
– 9:00-9:45AM Registration and line up.
– 10-10:15 Light’em up! Parade Starts
– 11AM ish (or sooner) Parade ends.
– After party starts at 100 Lundys Lane.

4. Route
The group will
bunch around
7th and
Market. Go
as far up as
possible
before
parking and
gather your
things. Park
your bike on
the outskirts
to make a
quick
getaway after
the parade.

5. Meet-up 8:15-8:45AM
• Park your bike on the plaza at 100 Lundys Lane.
• Please leave any excess gear in the house and claim your
T-Shirt if you have ordered one.
• Dan and Alex will lead the group to Registration.
• Please self-organize (motards, fairies, etc)
• NO ASSHATERY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
• You must wear a helmet TO the parade.
• Bring some dollars to tip the gear truck.
• Do not attract the attention of law enforcement.
– I don’t have money for bail.
• Ride time is 10-15 minutes to Registration
• Try to arrive as a group. It will make it easier.

6. Registration 9:15-9:45AM
• Please go to the registration table at Market&Stuart
with your PAPERWORK
– If it hasn’t been sent in you will need Insurance and DL.
• The gear truck will follow the group and securely store
any gear you may not want to wear. You may have as
many boxes as you need.
– Bring some dollars to tip the gear truck!!
– Put your claim ticket somewhere safe.
• After Registration, FOLLOW THE LINEUP CREW ORDERS
to our group. You will be guided to your spot.
• REGISTRATION ENDS AT 9:45AM SHARP!

7. Parade 10-11AM(ish)
• Follow the orders and commands of your Road Captains
– Nakia, Roman, and Erin
– NO ASSHATERY
• You can Rev, honk, yell, flash, etc.
• NO WEAVING SIDE TO SIDE – STRAIGHT LINE ONLY
• Keep with the parade pace, speed up and slow down as necessary.
Aim for a distance of 1 bike between you and the bike in front of
you.
• Try to avoid gaps. Move with the parade.
• Passengers MUST SIT.
• Watch out for MUNI tracks, grates, press, and random pedestrians.
• When the parade turns off Market Street please follow parking
crew and Road Captain instructions on where to park your bike.

8. Parking and Gear
11(ish)-11:30(ish)
• Park wherever you find a spot. Bikes will be
double parking and the outer edges of the
parking area will allow for a quick escape.
• Claim your gear at the gear truck and TIP, YOU
CHEAP BASTARDS!
• Return back to 100 Lundys Lane whenever you
want.

9. After Party 12pm-?
• NO ASSHATERY
• Park with courtesy.
– Do not block cars, sidewalks, or driveways.
• Road Captains deserve the right to eat or drink all
they want. Hugs are welcome too.
• There is a perfect spot on the hill for a group shot
once everyone returns.
• Get your stuff and get out! We will see you soon.
• Again, please be kind to our neighborhood 