The document describes the speaker's indifference to various pleasures and accomplishments despite their grandeur and abundance. Through a series of comparisons using "Not the slightest", the speaker remains unaffected by riches, beauty, wisdom, comforts, achievements and more that are showered upon them. The only thing that could make the speaker feel truly rich would be to die with their hands forever intertwined in the hands of an omnipresent woman at her feet.

1. AT HER OMNIPRESENT FEET
Not the slightest impressed did I feel; even as every cranny of my countenance;
enshrouded itself with the most resplendently shimmering silk,
Not the slightest enchanted did I feel; even as an unsurpassable sky of ingratiatingly
mellifluous nightingales; majestically perpetuated caverns of unbelievably rhapsodic
melody in my life,
Not the slightest influenced did I feel; even as the most unprecedentedly wise
philosophers; uninhibitedly showered the essence of symbiotically ecstatic life;
upon my treacherously bereaved soul,
Not the slightest overwhelmed did I feel; even as an endless tornado of glittering
gold; landed like a regal prince; right in the heart of my sordidly dilapidated
household,
Not the slightest appeased did I feel; even as the most stupendously sweet hives of
ebullient honey; timelessly charmed my preposterously cacophonic and truculently
scorching throat,
Not the slightest silenced did I feel; even as the magnificently sensuous carpet of
voluptuous night; unassailably transited me into wonderfully blissful siesta,
Not the slightest exhilarated did I feel; even as the most impeccably divine fairies
descended from the cosmos; to perennially occupy the barren space of my
disastrously sagging shoulders,
Not the slightest frolicking did I feel; even as the Omnipotent Sun burgeoned a
profound throttle from behind the rain soaked hills; and a cluster of vibrantly
innocuous butterflies invited me to dance till times beyond infinite infinity,
Not the slightest intriguing did I feel; even as the most tantalizing of seductresses
ecstatically danced in my miserably quavering way,
Not the slightest pragmatic did I feel; even as the most articulately methodical of
classrooms; handsomely perpetuated in my tyrannically famished eyes,
Not the slightest adventurous did I feel; even as an unfathomable gorge of fascinating
mysticism; enticed me in its ravishingly bountiful belly button; from all sides,
Not the slightest triumphant did I feel; even as every cranny of celestial land on this
limitless planet; blessed itself like a royal prince; into the diminutive folds of my
clenched fists,

2. Not the slightest stimulated did I feel; even as every speck of gorgeously titillating
beauty on this planet; unrelentingly tickled my flaccid skin with winds of indomitably
vibrant desire,
Not the slightest romantic did I feel; even as the regal propensity of exuberant air;
compassionately embraced me with eternal rain; on every exhaustedly beleaguered
step of mine,
Not the slightest placated did I feel; even as the most scrumptiously fructifying meals
on this boundless Universe; ardently waited to kiss my tongue; choosing only me as
the sole consumer for countless more births of mine,
Not the slightest enthused did I feel; even as the ingeniously impregnable
synchronizations entered my insane brain; rendering me with the insatiable power
to wholesomely metamorphose the complexion of this dastardly earth,
Not the slightest rejuvenated did I feel; even as untamed waterfalls of heavenly
prosperity; ubiquitously descended upon my despondently asphyxiated persona,
Not the slightest vivacious did I feel; even as immortal whirlpools of quintessentially
emollient breath; bestowed upon me a timeless legacy to exist; celestially transcending
all hedonistic pain and pugnacious crime,
Not the slightest eclectic did I feel; even as congenitally inherent artistry copiously
exuded from each element of my fantastic demeanor; right since the first time; that I
uninhibitedly cried,
Not the slightest tenacious did I feel; even as incomprehensibly inexorable fortresses
of unflinching power; left the entire world to be the perpetually scintillating
impressions of my nimble stride,
Not the slightest honored did I feel; even as every single bit of imperially aristocratic
accomplishment on this gregarious planet; became the immutably perennial jewel of
my eyes,
Not the slightest boisterous did I feel; even as an insurmountably relentless mountain
of exotic energy; jubilantly crawled into the piquantly intricate network of my veins,
Not the slightest enamored did I feel; even as the entire fabric of philanthropically
synergistic harmony on this Omniscient planet; became the revered necklace
of my tireless existence,

3. Not the slightest certified did I feel; even as the most professionally enviable degrees
in this exotic world; unfurled like a pack of vividly rejoicing cards into my
outstretched lap,
Not the slightest innovative did I feel; even as the lines of my palms were
unbelievably gifted to spawn a river of infinite newness; on every pristinely naked
twig of the tree; that they delicately caressed,
But I would feel the richest man on this gargantuan earth O! Almighty Lord; if you
gave me death at her pricelessly sacrosanct feet; made irrefutably sure that I breathed
my very last breath perhaps premature; but with her Omnipresent
palms forever intertwined in mine .