A gentle smile at the expense of some of our beloved community members. ;-)

1. Comments his javascript in French

2. Measured conversion rate of skywriting

4. Does a mean Elvis impersonation

5. Has read every issue of Wired

7. @jojoba San Diego, CA It all started with a fellow #measure tweeter's inability to pronounce my surname, and turned into... well, a whole lot of craziness, actually! @michelehinojosa www.michelehinojosa.com

8. Has not seen The Social Network

9. Abandons shopping carts to get discount retargeting emails

11. Ghost writes for Perez Hilton

12. Arrived by Helicopter

14. Just became Foursquare Mayor of eMetrics

15. Knows what you’re going to click on next

17. Has a bust of Blaise Pascal in his office

18. Shows up in 25 of your 27 segments

20. Know which half of advertising is wasted

21. Can tell time to the femtosecond

23. Modifies own cookies to mess with your data

24. Graduated from Hogwarts

26. Bends spoons with his mind

27. Did it all for the chocolate

28. So excited about eMetrics, he registered twice

30. Monitors your search habits for Santa

31. Is so tweeting this right now

32. Checks Twitalyzer score every morning

33. Direct descendants of Fibonacci

35. Can read your phone like an RFID

36. Corrected error in Pythagorean Theorem

37. Likes EVERYBODY on Facebook

38. WAA Spring Gala Dress-Code Decoder Infographic

39. Knows where the bodies are buried Buried some of them

40. Is the real Napster

41. Proof that you can love Data too much

42. Brain so active hair does that by itself

43. Has seen every video on YouTube

44. You are here

45. Built an app that sees through walls

46. Drives his car with his iPad

47. Recognizes you by your typing rhythm

48. Uses R to balance checkbook

50. Gave Al Gore the idea

51. Website built in HTML 9

52. Has never surfer LOLcats

54. Phone number randomly generated each morning

55. It’s never too soon for dashboards

56. Is WiMAX Forum Certified

57. Knows your current IP address

59. Singlehandedly stopped the sql slammer worm

60. Personally supports 2128 addresses (approximately 340 undecillion)

62. Has botnets make his breakfast

63. DM’s daily with @BarackObama

64. Typical marketing analyst career path

65. Calculated tomorrow’s Lottery numbers

66. Invented TCP IP

68. SS# = 3.14 15 9265

69. Is being followed by @michelehinojosa and @jojoba

71. Plots quadratic equations at stop lights