The document is a humorous retelling of the "12 Days of Christmas" song from the perspective of a woman named Ann who receives increasingly absurd and unwelcome gifts from her partner Roy over the 12 days. Each day she receives the gifts from that day's verse of the song, with the number accumulating, along with the various animals and people. By the end she is overwhelmed by the mess and noise they cause as they interact in bizarre ways, leading her to tell Roy to stop sending gifts and just die.