This commentary criticizes corporate social responsibility (CSR) efforts by large corporations. The author argues that while CSR is touted by advocacy groups, in practice bad business behaviors persist at companies like British American Tobacco, Coca-Cola, and Shell despite their CSR assurances. The author also criticizes accounting practices that have constructed professionalized versions of CSR, such as indexes and frameworks, which are used by corporations and governments to avoid regulating CSR. The author concludes that rather than CSR, stronger laws and regulations are needed to enforce social and environmental protections.