The document analyzes why three systems of governance - democracy, Marxism, and aristocracy - would not be suitable for the town of Springfield. Democracy would not work because citizens are unable to elect good leaders and a majority could disadvantage minorities. Marxism would fail because citizens are too materialistic to work without incentives and could become idle. Aristocracy also would not work because citizens' minds have been corrupted and there are no suitable moral leaders, and decisions could conflict with citizens' material desires.