Personal Identity? Encyclopedia Britannica has everything to do with it.

1. PERSONAL
IDENTITY by YVETTE MARIE
YOU'RE STUCK IN THE FUTURE!
GOOD FORTUNE SHALL COME TO YOU.
GO BACK TO CHICAGO AND SEARCH FOR YOURSELF:
SO IT'S THE SAME AMAZING MOMENT WITH A CUP OF TEA,
LATE NIGHT BARS WITH EXCITABLE CONVERSATION,
A POSSIBLE STEAK,
POLITICAL FRIENDS YOU'LL LET WALK IN YOUR SHOES FOR AWHILE-
A LEVEL OF ENTHUSIASM AND BUSINESS CARDS.
YOU SWAN ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITTANICA'S CHICAGO RIVER
WITH A GLASS OF MERLOT. BUT THIS TIME, A PUBLIC LIBRARIAN
DELIVERS A DECIMAL POINT WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!
UNBEKNOWN TO YOURSELF,
YOU'RE NOW NOTED HISTORICALLY FOR
"SOLVING THE LIBRARIAN'S DILEMA".